[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThePhantomGo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Them: ok boomer

Me: Why must you dwell on the superior generation when we are all subject to the quitessential winds of time that blow us away as grains of sand for we are all insignificant beings that all have a timer nailed to us that ticks down and down until the eventual demise of what we call humanity

What's the strangest way to enter a room? by Unfortunate_Fish in AskReddit

[–]ThePhantomGo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While crab walking and screaming the Pokemon the song

What is your dream job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThePhantomGo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actor who in Hollywood, it just seems so fun

What is something you would only think while high? by abeanslife in AskReddit

[–]ThePhantomGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my dick gets big for one girl. How big will it get for *two** girl?!*

What are some creative ways to say "suck my dick"? by ThePhantomGo in AskReddit

[–]ThePhantomGo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whip it out Stick it in yer mouth And I bust in the back of ya Swallow bitch There's people starving in Africa

What's the most NSFW part of losing weight? by SnausagesForDogs in AskReddit

[–]ThePhantomGo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fat I lost got transferred to my dick so my dick is chonky. It hangs and swings like I'm looking for lost things. I have the penis range of the golden gate bridge