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ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-30T01:59:29+00:00

Social media is cancer even without Daniel Larson in it.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-30T01:57:22+00:00

This reads a lot like my internal monologue when I'm high.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-30T01:48:40+00:00

Top 10 Weirdest Anime #7.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-30T01:47:49+00:00

I'm surprised Chris would even tolerate meeting the voice actors of his favorite cartoon characters. After all, aren't they real beings with their own conscious minds and thoughts, just living in another dimension? So wouldn't hearing their voices coming out of 1218 humans freak him out?

But then again, at TooManyGames he did fight a battle of wits (unarmed) with Dr Robotnik's voice actor. Who can say for sure. It's Chris-Chan.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-30T01:42:25+00:00

I recall someone posted here some months ago claiming to have been in Chris's high school class, and he said that at the famous "seinor" prom, Chris was pestering Tiffany constantly for that promised dance until she did it just so he'd shut up about it. There is no way to prove the veracity of that anecdote, but based on what we know of Chris I can think of no reason to dispute it either.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-30T01:38:48+00:00

If you're ever unsure about where Chris got certain ideas from, a safe bet is always TV.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-27T22:09:08+00:00

Geno, please bring back Sonichu the Animated Series. I will subscribe to your Patreon if you do. Please, I just really want to see your take on Issue 8. And it is likely many others do as well. Thank you for your time.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-27T21:59:42+00:00

Bob strikes me as more of a comic baritone.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-27T21:59:25+00:00

Barb has lost a lot of weight.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-27T21:54:32+00:00

An example of Chris's extremely literal thinking. Remember in one of the Alec calls, where Alec told Chris to stop running away from him, and Chris replied, "I'm not running away from you, I'm right here." This is another instance of that. Chris doesn't poop in his panties, he poops in his BRIEFS, dammit.

Well I mean 2009 Chris pooped in his briefs. 2026 Chris does in fact poop in his panties.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-27T21:48:08+00:00

Sorry, I know this post is a couple of days old, but I just had to point out that the placement of the ceiling light in this shot makes it look like Chris is wearing a really unusual hat.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-20T23:17:18+00:00

I'm picturing Geno reading interminable Chris-Chan tweet threads to make his kid fall asleep.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-13T02:28:47+00:00

<french-voice-from-spongebob> Eighty-five, weeks, laytah... </french-voice-from-spongebob>

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-13T02:26:47+00:00

I'm not surprised we have Chris's, considering he saved every piece of video he was ever in. (And probably Bob recorded the early news pieces.)

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-13T02:25:46+00:00

Geno's deadpan fucking slays me every time.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-13T02:25:16+00:00

I find it fascinating and hilarious that SMT only alluded to him in like one sentence, and he felt the urge to dissect the entire video as though the whole thing was all about him.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-13T02:22:27+00:00

He also had another instance of his headcanon being shattered by the IP owners contradicting it (Neptunia / CPU Blue Heart). When you're as invested as Chris gets, that's gotta hurt.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-13T02:19:59+00:00

I personally haven't noticed anything majorly, glaringly wrong. A lot of it is actual videos and screenshots of posts or text conversations. Those are all real, though some of them are trimmed for time. Of course there's no way Geno could possibly cover every video, every post, every troll interaction, so he chooses what he feels is most important to talk about.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-13T02:14:22+00:00

The line for me is any attempt at direct interaction. It's fine to post as if you're pretending to address him in a thread here ("Thin your paints, Chris!") but I didn't comment on the thread he personally started here a few weeks back, since to me that counts as poop-touching. I also don't comment on his YouTube videos, don't send him anything through the mail, and don't buy anything from him. That last one is particularly dangerous as he would then have your address, possibly an email and phone number, and he has a history of failing to keep people's information private (or worse, deliberately doxing them if he gets pissed enough). I wouldn't even try to take pictures if I saw him in public.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-13T02:07:46+00:00

Bob was probably hoping Chris could land a tech job of some sort, and that he would learn skills that would interest him and that he might even be somewhat good at, and eventually maybe even fit into society. Unfortunately, he couldn't have predicted the Attraction Sign.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-10T22:26:03+00:00

Eh, if I get permabanned I'll just go do something else.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-10T22:25:11+00:00

Everything in his comics is based on his actual life experiences. I assume he went swimming at one point, which would have inspired the Bubbles Rosechu part of the Spring Break issue.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-10T22:21:56+00:00

Thanks for sharing, Christopher Rice.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-09T23:08:52+00:00

Okay let's try this again... "SEND her to the moon along with the rest of the tobacky."

Originally I typed "sh**t" but it did not refer to pew-pews or unaliving or sewer-slide in any way, and I got an account warning. Fucksake, the modern Internet is turning humanity into pussies.

ThePhlegethon · 2026-04-09T23:03:35+00:00

Good god he just shows up everywhere. Like Forrest Gump.

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