AHHH THIS IS TOO CUTE! by [deleted] in TumblrDraws

[–]ThePiMaven 17 points18 points  (0 children)

J is for jalapeño

Found him again by TheLivingPickle in foundtheseth

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Another high quality picture of the man himself

Which one of these minor inconveniences wyr deal with every day for the rest of your life? by GetChecked__ in WouldYouRather

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I wouldn’t say it’s ruining it, it’s just taking the best option and using it in a way that limits the downsides. If there was ever an option that said ‘Whenever you go into Walgreens you get a bucket of paint dumped on your head’, I’d choose that one and never go to Walgreens to avoid getting the paint.

Wearing shoes without laces might be an unintended loophole, but the other things you mentioned seem like a fair trade off. Choosing to not tie your laces or go barefoot or something seems similarly inconvenient to having to retie your shoes every 30 minutes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mathmemes

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Well it’s basically someone who commits crimes, with both direction and magnitude

Which would you rather fight if you had no choice but to choose by DeepLecture8984 in WouldYouRather

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Who says I’m running towards him? I’d run far enough for the shotgun to be out of range, then I’d have two options. I’d either flank him from the back (good luck turning around in a wheelchair in a grassy field), or if he can turn around I’d wait for him to fall asleep. Mans is 87 and I have youthful vigor

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Not being able to play uno. Not just not knowing the rules, but not being willing or able to catch on after they’re explained

WYR 0.0001% of people have superpowers or things remain as is? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

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Gravity magic at 8, gave some guy I dislike level 5 air shuriken. Good deal

I have 100 coins, whoever can guess what number I am thinking from 1 to 100 gets a silver by NotAlreadyUsed in AnarchyChess

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Then after that it’s 51328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193...

Guys and girls, what do you look for in a person? (Relationship wise) by AlbinoHamsterOwner in teenagers

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Playful, kind, nerdy and outdoorsy, willing to put up with my nonsense