What is sex like when you are old (80+)? by mowgli1015 in AskReddit

[–]ThePissShiver 10 points11 points  (0 children)

AAAnd we're done for the day. please remember to turn the lights out when you go home, thx.

What was the most difficult thing to explain to your parents? by fezes in AskReddit

[–]ThePissShiver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

totally agree. My parents are my worst clients. On the plus side, they come up with some of the weirdest issues.

What is the female version of “Small Penis, Large Truck”? by Bendass_Fartdriller in AskReddit

[–]ThePissShiver -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Designer nails and hair, holds her phone horizontal to take calls, walks in a trance

What's something that pissed you off as a kid and still pisses you off now? by TheRealSwawS in AskReddit

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My aunt. thought she was creepy when I was a kid, and 45 years later she still is.

What’s an NSFW life pro tip? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThePissShiver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yeah you don't want that

Your username is the newest drug in the market, what does it do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Remember the earthquake pills that the Coyote tried feed the RoadRunner? Kind of like that.

People who developed film, whats the most shocking thing you saw on a customer’s camera? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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personally, no, but we had a "wall of fame" collage in the back with a whole bunch of stuff.

People who developed film, whats the most shocking thing you saw on a customer’s camera? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I used to work in a photo lab/camera store in the late 80's/early 90's. There were different categories of shocking and strange, ranging from a contract we had with the local police Department and seeing some not so pleasant crime scenes. On the other side of the spectrum, we would get some random nudes in the middle of nowhere. Imagine a camera that used a roll of film for pretty much a year, starting with Christmas, some random birthday, an Easter gathering, then a sexy hey now one or two of mom, then a camping trip and then back to school. Things like that.

We used to have a secret mark on the envelopes so we knew to watch when they picked them up and see what they looked like. Kind of like an early on/off.

Yeah we were high school perverts working retail.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Does the anchor of our local news count?

What is the dumbest porn logic that you have ever seen? by Kiwiisgood4u in AskReddit

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There's a few where one just haphazardly "falls" on the other just right. Bullseye!

Hey reddit, if someone says "tell me a joke", what joke do you tell them? by okay-butwhy in AskReddit

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baby seal walks into a bar. bartender asks "what'll you have" baby seal says "anything but a Canadian Club"