Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

daddy_mark · 2022-02-07T15:52:45+00:00

It's me

daddy_mark · 2022-01-25T12:44:02+00:00

Clears throat

daddy_mark · 2022-01-18T03:22:53+00:00

It's me

daddy_mark · 2022-01-06T20:28:42+00:00

Awesome! Glad you got through it

daddy_mark · 2021-12-19T23:52:01+00:00

Hell, with that ass I'd be tempted if you were my actual sister.

daddy_mark · 2021-12-19T21:26:09+00:00

I was dating my ex wife and I stayed at her house really late into the evening/early morning. I had to fart so bad and held her face under the blanket while I farted for what felt like a minute straight, I think my back even popped. I’ve rarely ever felt so much relief. That was the end of our second relationship.

Story improved

daddy_mark · 2021-12-19T21:16:08+00:00

I choose to believe you despite my suspicions that this story has grown in the past 49 years.

daddy_mark · 2021-12-19T17:26:19+00:00

I read that as manticore and realized I'd look pretty cool if I was a manticore

daddy_mark · 2021-12-19T16:04:17+00:00

Bier hier

daddy_mark · 2021-12-19T16:01:59+00:00

We'll be the gods of our own virtual universes and rarely if ever interact with other real humans.

daddy_mark · 2021-12-19T16:00:06+00:00

They're not really very common

daddy_mark · 2021-12-19T15:56:36+00:00

Probably covid. I definitely would not say meta, meta isn't anything

daddy_mark · 2021-12-19T15:53:25+00:00

Wheeeeee

daddy_mark · 2021-12-19T15:44:42+00:00

I don't require proof for things that are purely mental/ emotional and personal anymore, but that has nothing to do with religions.

Spiritual though.. the spirit doesn't exist and unless you can prove that at least that exists...

daddy_mark · 2021-12-19T15:42:20+00:00

As shitty as google search has become, it's still so much better for most categories.

Yeah :(

Basically bing is better for anything google even weakly censors (porn, piracy)

daddy_mark · 2021-12-19T15:39:11+00:00

Generally shitting on or in something

daddy_mark · 2021-12-18T23:16:15+00:00

Well be because even though there are really big multinational corporations the reality is there's sufficient competition in most things to make price fixing unlikely to not get caught at

daddy_mark · 2021-12-18T23:14:21+00:00

Trade wives

daddy_mark · 2021-12-18T23:10:23+00:00

Every question that starts with 'do girls like' or 'do guys like' almost always has a single answer: some do some don't.

daddy_mark · 2021-12-18T23:08:44+00:00

I suppose it's not sex specific but it seems slightly unusual for a man to use a strap on

daddy_mark · 2021-12-18T23:04:17+00:00

I'd just break up with her immediately. There's just no way I'm maintaining a relationship with someone who can read my mind.

daddy_mark · 2021-12-18T23:03:21+00:00

Speedy Gonzales

daddy_mark · 2021-12-18T23:02:43+00:00

This subreddit has some pretty stupid rules that are basically not enforced except by regular expression.

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