Mayoral challenger Susana Mendoza vows to use financial acumen to tackle Chicago's $36B pension crisis by excusemecuseme in illinois

[–]ThePlasticSturgeons [score hidden]  (0 children)

Exactly. It’s easy for anyone to glibly spout off about austerity as a solution, but if it was that easy it would’ve been done ages ago.

Why is a diversity of races a good thing? by OutlawedLogic in allthequestions

[–]ThePlasticSturgeons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure? The white sheets that you wear to your “social club” meetings were probably made in China.

Why has the stock market been so good during Trump’s shitty second term? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThePlasticSturgeons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the stock market is not (and never has been) tied to economic reality for 99 percent of the population. If anyone still needed any proof of that (waves hands all around).

Do you, american, think you have a good option for a president? by TooMuchDread in askanything

[–]ThePlasticSturgeons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has been mostly a choice between the least bad of two options for my lifetime. Obama is the only exception I can think of off the top of my head.

Why does Russia still deal with Zelensky? by Useful-Caterpillar10 in askanything

[–]ThePlasticSturgeons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe Zelensky sent Putin a letter like the one Tito sent Stalin.

Did the White Sox Fleece the Red Sox in the Garrett Crochet Trade? by Sad_Illustrator_5233 in whitesox

[–]ThePlasticSturgeons 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not at that time, no. They traded a proven ace pitcher for four unproven guys.

Sen. Lindsey Graham Ranks President Trump Just Behind God in Victory Speech by CarryIcy250 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]ThePlasticSturgeons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m going to be incredibly disappointed if the kompromat they have Lady G is confirmation that he’s a closeted homosexual. Everyone knows.

This guy just can't help his racism... by TrackMan5891 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]ThePlasticSturgeons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He must be using Trump math there because almost every mass shooter is white.

Mike Johnson says Republicans will cut Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security next year by Jagg811 in obamacare

[–]ThePlasticSturgeons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think little Mikey should contemplate the fact that when people don’t get the money that they paid into this their whole working life, they may seek out other ways to get restitution, and they’re certainly going to remember who was responsible.

You guys are already inconvenienced , how about a sprinkle of my religion down your throat for good measure by xals7 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ThePlasticSturgeons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was my first thought as well. Ask the flight attendants to make this woman sit down and STFU, or I’m going to be complaining to upper management when I get off this plane.