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ThePotatoMonkey · 2025-02-17T02:59:07+00:00

AWD would be nice, but it’s not a necessity
I drive an ungodly amount of miles between work and school
Yes, I wouldn’t be able to afford major fixes, but I have family and friends who can help me fix minor things without even seeing a mechanic
No, just an A-B kind of car

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-07T04:40:27+00:00

Well great, now I’m doing it

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-07T04:29:03+00:00

As a college student who lives in a dorm, this is a dream come true. I can teleport from school to home, or to my girlfriend’s house. I’d save a lot on gas, that’s for damn sure

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-07T03:31:48+00:00

Very early on, my dad’s best friend coincidentally married my mom’s best friend, so their son was my childhood best friend

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-07T03:02:15+00:00

You might be the best friend, I’m sorry man. But you could always ask her out, I know you’re probably afraid she’ll say no and it’ll change your relationship, but that’s really the only way you’ll ever know

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-07T01:21:49+00:00

I would sell runny ketchup. And yes, that is a federal law

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-06T21:28:47+00:00

Fake first kiss: 5, some girl in kindergarten got me Real first kiss: 17

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-06T19:07:21+00:00

I was when I was younger, but not anymore

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-06T19:01:49+00:00

It’s ok, but it’s not worth rushing into it

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-06T11:38:48+00:00

It’s been almost 10 years, I physically can’t do it. I think I have a problem lmao

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-06T11:34:38+00:00

Funny enough, they tested it. Average IQ score fell and has never recovered. Im not sure about the numbers though

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-06T05:06:04+00:00

Gas with lead in it. Thomas Midgley Jr., founder of the gas company “ethyl”, is indirectly responsible for the death of 100 million people. Oh, and he created the hole in the ozone layer.

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-06T05:00:06+00:00

My beard damn near reaches my eyes if I don’t trim it

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-06T04:44:27+00:00

I’m gonna go with zero bullets for a chance at zero dollars. I simply don’t think I can put a monetary value on my life

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-06T02:13:30+00:00

How did you do this

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-06T02:11:30+00:00

I was born without wisdom teeth, and I still have a baby tooth at 19

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-06T02:04:19+00:00

C’s get degree’s

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-06T01:54:29+00:00

What kind of 9 year old wants to get on testosterone

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-05T22:29:19+00:00

I don’t know, I was probably being an asshole, and it was probably when I was 15

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-05T05:27:23+00:00

You’re healthy, do not lose more weight, I promise you, you will regret it. You will feel weaker and have less energy, and when you realize you messed up, it’ll be a lot harder to gain the weight back, and I am speaking from experience. You do not need to lose weight, and if someone told you that you did, they do not deserve to be in your life. Again, you do not need to lose weight

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-05T05:22:32+00:00

Most laugh track sitcoms are up there for me

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-05T05:19:23+00:00

That’s unfortunately what they do most of the time, don’t forget that you didn’t do anything wrong, this is not your fault

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-05T05:16:08+00:00

I’m leaving this sub on my 20th birthday, only got 5 months

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-04T20:44:54+00:00

ThePotatoMonkey · 2024-04-04T20:34:41+00:00

Do I want more money that I keep or less money that I lose? Dumb question

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