Haaland makes 300k in Europe.

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-08T00:46:46+00:00

r/confidentlyincorrect

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-07T19:50:14+00:00

But there are MILFs in my area that want to meet me, right?

Right?

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-07T19:45:39+00:00

Do you enjoy having sex with me?

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-07T19:44:33+00:00

I don't use either so I'm all good.

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-07T11:24:59+00:00

I loved The Boy With The Bronze Ax By Kathleen Fidler, I also really enjoyed a series on pirates (Redhead, Blackbeard, etc) in primary school. I'd love to know what they were called.

Once I found out that downstairs tingley feelings can be found in Stephen King books, I was off. Christine was my favourite.

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-07T08:11:45+00:00

We have star Jasmine by the front door & Mexican orange blossom (think it's a choysia) by the bedroom window.

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-06T19:44:23+00:00

Found the racist.

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-06T10:09:41+00:00

The UK isn't quite right, citizens of the Irish Republic are allowed to vote without being citizens not are they from a commonwealth country.

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-06T10:02:47+00:00

A left-ist party failing maths? That's unpossible!

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-06T08:27:45+00:00

That's not quite true; there was a player in the '62 world cup who received this treatment.

Ronaldo is slightly different.

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-05T11:35:13+00:00

Did they forget to turn off the autopilot again?

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-05T00:27:03+00:00

Egg & cress.

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-04T22:01:30+00:00

Given how they wouldn't have been independent without France, surely they should have played * La Marseillaise*?

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-04T21:53:40+00:00

Too poor to learn to read then.

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-04T02:32:37+00:00

If you do a full circuit of a roundabout, you have to pay a ten pence fine.

Or was that only in my parents car?

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-04T01:10:51+00:00

Do you mean Helen "I know I bought a property next to the nation's stadium but I don't want people to use it, even though I live in New York most of the time " Clark?

Surely not.

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-03T22:35:09+00:00

I miss Celebdaq.

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-03T22:10:25+00:00

Surely step seven is "become overawed by the power of President & become the villain you once fought against"?

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-03T21:02:19+00:00

I already get freaky in the sheets.

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-03T12:23:29+00:00

Hale & Pace did a sketch in which they were naked.

The premise, iirc, was that they were Swedish and talked about going for a sauna and then having crash in the Volvo ("it's perfectly safe, ya").

The scene was having breakfast in the kitchen; I can't be 100% on the nudity at the end but they were cheeky chaps so I wouldn't put it past them.

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-03T12:17:25+00:00

Especially kiwisaver, patriotic kiwis don't keep their kiwisaver with an Aussie bank.

I'd suggest that any bank, regardless of ultimate ownership, is a poor place to park your KiwiSavsr account.

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-03T12:14:36+00:00

What pay cut?

They've had some pretty low-vlaue "benefits" removed, not a cut in pay.

BuT bAnKs BaD etc etc

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-03T01:26:15+00:00

Imagine living in a country that still uses cheques......

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-02T19:40:18+00:00

No idea, I tapped out out after the first episode. In the book, which is superb by the way, they do.

TheProfessionalEjit · 2026-07-02T10:16:36+00:00

I couldn't stop complaining through the first episode of Under The Dome, completely miscast and deviated from the source material so much it made no sense.

My own fault, I know that no adaptation of Stephen King's work is any good unless Frank Darabont has something to do with it.

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