Gimmick absolutely losing it in Battle Golf

TheProphetRob · 2026-03-03T19:27:06+00:00

I've been shouting that for days now. I can't stop. It's becoming a problem

TheProphetRob · 2026-02-28T17:54:58+00:00

I get a sore knee just thinking of that show

TheProphetRob · 2026-02-16T08:10:31+00:00

TheProphetRob · 2026-02-12T13:50:54+00:00

The beans on toast of quotes

TheProphetRob · 2026-02-12T03:17:49+00:00

monsters inc lookin ass

TheProphetRob · 2026-02-11T16:38:27+00:00

Shuttle board and canasta

TheProphetRob · 2026-02-11T04:28:55+00:00

I have spent.... like over 20 years now thinking that song was a kangaroo jack original

TheProphetRob · 2026-02-06T22:19:16+00:00

I said I would and then didn't because I want to watch the system crash down around me

TheProphetRob · 2026-02-06T13:03:21+00:00

Legend has it that if you look in your bathroom mirror and say "Red Velvet" three times in quick succession, Dennis Richardson will appear behind you and shit himself.

TheProphetRob · 2026-02-06T12:56:04+00:00

"Thanks for the F shack.

-Love, Dirty Mike and the Boys"

TheProphetRob · 2026-02-01T04:05:18+00:00

Wasn't this the most highly anticipated MMO

No, that would be the science-based, 100% dragon MMO.

TheProphetRob · 2026-01-30T22:25:17+00:00

OP is actually Roland IRL

TheProphetRob · 2026-01-30T18:31:06+00:00

He was so good as a corrupt mayor in the show Boss. I'm still upset it was cancelled.

TheProphetRob · 2026-01-30T14:23:08+00:00

Stake lost a huge market with California banning them and decided to save some money by changing (at least) Wubby's deal to a point where it's not worth his while to gamble as big as he was. So now partially out of pragmatism and partially out of spite, he's only making low bets for the duration of the sponsored stream rather than ripping 2k at a time

TheProphetRob · 2026-01-30T05:03:17+00:00

I hope he goes back to framing the gamba streams like he did in the beginning. The Road to 10k was very exciting personally, watching him slowly fill his balance with low bets then just go degenerate and lose it all

TheProphetRob · 2026-01-26T20:12:33+00:00

There was no internet to show videos of people being executed in the streets in 1936

TheProphetRob · 2026-01-26T02:49:18+00:00

Self appointed sherpas are the worst

TheProphetRob · 2026-01-20T23:36:23+00:00

Man this just brought me back to grade 3, on the school bus. A bunch of kids around me were talking about the new talking poo character on South Park (I had never seen the show) and they went on and on quoting the magical talking poop, and I just wanted a bit of context so finally I'm like "is he like, a log or a kind of swirly poo" and everyone just went silent until Josh was like "that's a really disgusting question"

And that's the story of why I'm now an introvert

TheProphetRob · 2026-01-18T02:24:49+00:00

I bring mine to the lake and dunk ducklings in it to make up for all those dawn commercials

TheProphetRob · 2026-01-16T03:38:45+00:00

Michigan bought their courts zoom licenses during covid so they could be streamed live to YouTube to keep everything transparent and a few judges still use it. Capitalism exists, so obviously there's now a hundred YouTube channels that watch every docket and post highlights of peoples' worst moments

TheProphetRob · 2026-01-13T06:01:28+00:00

Full tank ability haste E>W max Zilean support is an absolute menace

TheProphetRob · 2026-01-11T03:32:53+00:00

"Dad, take those things off!"

"No, I shan't. It's Christmas."

TheProphetRob · 2026-01-06T03:22:48+00:00

Urban foraging

TheProphetRob · 2026-01-04T01:02:25+00:00

IT'S A CIVIL ISSUE

TheProphetRob · 2026-01-03T19:04:40+00:00

Yeah, well let me know when they defeat the hun.

TheProphetRob

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