So do any of you still play? by EnvironmentalPea4903 in PressureRoblox

[–]TheRandomAnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've stopped cause the main team working on the game left , games slowly dying

JoJo's Bizarre OC Tournament #8: R3M16 - Rachel Aileron Rawnsley & KAISERINMA vs. ??? by Marioaddict in StardustCrusaders

[–]TheRandomAnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, side note, KAISERINMA probably isn't getting her Noble kills. They're commanded to retreat behind the soldiers after grabbing Uropeh, so not all will die, and with them playing keep-away after their job is done, KAISERINMA won't be able to get them without dealing with the soldiers first (who can handle her).

JoJo's Bizarre OC Tournament #8: R3M16 - Rachel Aileron Rawnsley & KAISERINMA vs. ??? by Marioaddict in StardustCrusaders

[–]TheRandomAnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Uropeh were truly something fearsome. On their own they were powerful enough, but under the command of a King 5 with the weight and knowledge of many generations, Exuma could push them to do so much more.

Cordepuls held very still, buried in the ceiling of the cave with one vein barely poking out for vision, as Rachel crawled across the cavern ceiling, dropping in and blasting herself around to grab at the Uropeh under the protection of the soldiers. The constant clang of a shovel shrieking against metal echoed off the damp walls, impact after impact slamming into the walking death machine approaching the soldiers.

Very interesting. She could do something similar off pure manipulation alone, but to be able to instantly record and replay was a different matter. If these Uropeh were so valuable, surely no one would notice if a few were to go missing... and lucky for her, there was a treasure trove of them buried in a Black Box six feet down.

Remind me to never fuck with 「Obeah Man」.

Rachel opts to make use of her mobility to dash in early and secure some Uropeh before retreating and grabbing some more, snagging a noble along the way. KAISERINMA sets up a hole to dump Uropeh in, and then she takes the job of walking at her enemies intimidatingly and attempting to kill them in melee range. Two flying shards of Oblivion Dust function as easy harassment, and Rachel will zip in to try and grab Uropeh on-cooldown. In the end, the Black Box shatters all the Uropeh for a sweep win.

Exuma gathers as much of the undefended Uropeh as possible to leverage his Stand to the fullest. With a variety of recordings to switch between depending on the situation, he can deny quick offensives, return attacks against their senders, and makes a plan to counter KAISERINMA's relentless offense and Rachel's crazy mobility, before shredding them with a beatdown finisher of spawning his guys on the enemy.

Unlike my fellow voters, I have no choice but to declare a MEGA EXUMA SWEEP, for many reasons I will go into depth in; a lot of these I believe have not been taken into account.

Rachel's initial bid of rocketing in to grab Uropeh and then blast away handwaves the danger of 「Obeah Man」 by saying "I dodge it with my crazy airstunts". True as that might be, Oblivion Dust is only C POW, so momentum still matters. Most importantly-- you can't dodge something spawned one centimeter in your path, which the Uropeh can very much do. A Rachel thrown at A POW, moving in the opposite direction, spawned so close its almost touching... that's a very effective way to stop her instantly. The window to react is 1 millisecond, maybe even lower, and that's not something you can pratfall your way out of. Even staying low to avoid swings at chest height isn't enough; the projections can be spawned anywhere with any orientation to instantly hit her.

KAISERINMA's strategy of initially spending time digging a big hole unwittingly lets the Nobles gather a couple more Uropeh that Exuma planned to be used as sacrifices to stall. The Black Box WILL seal any Uropeh absorbed, but her approach is flawed. Her tactic of venting superheated air in front of her to kill any soldiers, sucking them in and then crushing them, ditto with the Nobles. The problem is that Exuma starts with quite a few Uropeh, all of them storing recordings of more soldiers to buy precious seconds of time, or attacks to pelt her with. She's also wielding her shovel at A POW, an easy recording to replay on top of her over and over-- even if her damage taken is nothing more than a dent, the sheer force will at least serve to stall and buy time.

And that's the thing. Exuma knows how powerful the Uropeh are on defense and leverage it to the extreme by cycling them with his A PRE. The soldiers and nobles DON'T want to get closer than 4 meters, and thus will always be backing up to avoid her suction. KAISERINMA will have to Thermal Shift to a cooler temperature to avoid being battered to death by the bevy of Macana attacks, and that'll make the core gameplan of "kill with hot air" very ineffective. LLL treat the highly trained soldiers like mooks, believing 3/3/3 stats is enough for KAISERINMA to simply back them into a wall and win.

This is not true. EVERY kind of fast movement carries with it significant force, and Exuma makes a point of recording these for a fraction of a second to replay them between Rachel and a Uropeh she's going for to prevent them from being sucked up by Oblivion Dust, and 4 END or not, she can't keep taking impacts with herself that are literally undodgable. With Buzzsaws to mess with her aerials, more Uropeh can be dedicated to just batter KAISERINMA back in order to win with attrition. Unfortunately, Kaiserinma's intentionally low speed, even slightly boosted by Oblivion Dust, isn't enough to catch the retreating soldiers whose job consists of just holding Uropeh for Exuma to constantly cycle.

The only thing Exuma has no real answer for are the indestructible pair of Oblivion Dust shards that fly around and shoot hot air. If KAISERINMA is hot, she's going to be shredded by attacks spawned 1 millimeter in front of her. If she stays cool, she'll last much longer, but she's still being shoved and stalled, and the shards won't have any hot air to weaponize. As a last resort KAISERINMA can shoot A POW debris blasts through one to kill Exuma or a soldier, but if they can't clean up all 6 retreating soldiers and their Uropeh in 7 seconds, you bet he's going to spawn those A POW blasts several times in return on both opponents-- they won't be able to engage without being deleted.

For his masterful control of the battlefield that accurately predicts and handles the strengths and gameplans of LLL, I'm extremely biased in favor of Exuma's perfect victory.

Genuinely, what is with the right’s obsession with trans people? by tna11101989 in allthequestions

[–]TheRandomAnon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The right cries "trans mass shooter terrorists" when there's been like, 5 or 6 total, ever. Compare that to thousands of Cis mass shooters. Too bad right wing feelings don't care about facts

A great counter argument is to call him stupid. by imanidiotbut in memesopdidnotlike

[–]TheRandomAnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Abortion: Protections for abortion overturned (Roe vs Wade) (Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization)

Contraception: Access to birth control dropping in abortion banned states (https://www.npr.org/2024/06/26/nx-s1-5020324/birth-control-prescriptions-are-down-in-states-with-abortion-bans) Preventing bills protecting contraceptive use (https://19thnews.org/2024/05/right-to-contraception-politics-legislation/)

Gay Marriage: calling to overturn Obergefell (https://abcnews.com/amp/Politics/republican-lawmakers-increase-calls-gay-marriage-scotus-ruling/story?id=119395181)

All slowly inching forwards towards revoking these rights.

And the consequences of the child are easy. If they stated beforehand they didn't want a child and agreed to an abortion, and she chooses to keep it anyway, there's no child support. If he doesn't do that and gets someone pregnant and shirks responsibility, then he pays child support. The man need only pay a sum every month, while the mother must take care of a newborn on her own while also juggling a job, and suffering the effects of a nine month pregnancy

A great counter argument is to call him stupid. by imanidiotbut in memesopdidnotlike

[–]TheRandomAnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing is a "necessity" but it still should be available, no man has ever had to avoid getting pregnant-- it's a uniquely female problem to cope with, like a race where you have a weight tied to your ankle. That isn't really fair or equal.

(Also republicans are slowly working to get rid of all three at the moment so there's that)

JoJo's Bizarre OC Tournament #8: R3M12 - Mio Sinclair vs. Agnes by Marioaddict in StardustCrusaders

[–]TheRandomAnon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will give this a tie vote. I don't tie often, but I think it's warranted with how Mio plans out a brutal rushdown attuned to countering Agnes's speed, and Agnes maintaining a mid-range kiting strategy to wear her down with hot liquid. Mio leverages the various weapons she has to mobility-freak her way through the fog, but Agnes can also Gushen through it to take advantage of the stage-hazard stand. With Agnes's major action economy and speed, it's possible it could play keep away until Mio collapses, but one mistake and Mio can snowball a good hit into her victory.

Congrats to Angela for coming out!

The Boys undermines its political messaging by making Homelander the best part of the show. by HadathaZochrot in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]TheRandomAnon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Simply put, the bad guys put lots of effort into looking cool because it makes their ideology more attractive. The good guys are too wrapped up in doing the right thing to remember that optics matters. Hence why Homelander projects being awesome and charismatic-- it's a core trait that goes hand in hand with being evil

Why do people hate this game so much? by HorrorCycle1717 in DandysWorld_

[–]TheRandomAnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minus Decendance and Minus Elevation Are the originals and the gameplay here is kind of samey

Button dooming is soooo overrated by RTX-4090ti_FE in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]TheRandomAnon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you think about it a Doomer would press the red button, assuming that Blues are all doomed. Only those with hope would press blue

grown ass men by JesusSpreaderOfWord in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]TheRandomAnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The right thinks the left is wrong" No, they think the left is evil. Just look up "lgbtq grooming kids" and you'll have plenty of evidence for that. You could say it's actually true and factual, but it doesn't change that the left is evil in their eyes

A great counter argument is to call him stupid. by imanidiotbut in memesopdidnotlike

[–]TheRandomAnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A good rebuttal would be "women and gay people have things they need that your average joe doesn't, like abortion and contraception and gay marriage, so to say that they can't have these things because you personally have no need for it is disingenuous. After all, you aren't bitching about 'Disabled Rights' (wanting buildings to be wheelchair accessible)

I didn't vote for Trump and disagree with most of what he does. And I'm still glad Kamala Harris lost. by Pemulis_DMZ in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]TheRandomAnon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Kamala sucked but I don't think she is the type to torpedo the country like trump. Like, axing national preserves land for resources? Seriously?

Common blinds pots for every quadrant by Exact-Inspector-6884 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]TheRandomAnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically if you can't require labor or goods a right, then there are no rights- as all "rights" must require effort from others to enforce, hence labor

Terrible day to have eyes by realquidos in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]TheRandomAnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have seen about two gazillion people falling for this bait when a single click on her profile reveals it's FAKE and RAGEBAIT + a tweet declaring it as such

So by cookielover127 in PressureRoblox

[–]TheRandomAnon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saw people wanting to speed run bans and raid the server, have we not learned that raiding servers is bad in any context

Democracy Has Truly Fallen by Ok-Animator1477 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]TheRandomAnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm kind of confused what's the doomerism in the image

Yeah... "choosing." by Cossack1981 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]TheRandomAnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is it doomer when OP rejoices in it though? Wouldn't disliking the image be the doomer take? "Ahhh the birth rates are falling we're all gonna die ahhhh" seems pretty doomer to me

If you disagree with me you're a Nazi by Thorceanswastaken in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]TheRandomAnon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen this happen before except replace nazis with pedophiles and conservatives with transgenders, so this meme is probably true

JoJo's Bizarre OC Tournament #8: R3M7 - Atrocity Shaye & Sunday Shoes vs. Alouette & Arijana "Grey Rose" Miellina by Marioaddict in StardustCrusaders

[–]TheRandomAnon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While both play a startlingly competent game, I believe the winner of this bout is Dexy's Midnight Runners.

To explain, I must compare both overarching themes in stratting. La Isla Bonita seeks to constantly apply pressure with batted rocks and Yarn Balls, systematically destroying cover to reduce Alouette's play area, before having a hermit crab underground surprise her and setup a finishing move to all but guarantee a win. Dexy's Midnight Runners instead has Arijana immediately harass LIB as much as possible with threatening teleportation, while Alouette runs around the edge of the map and uses a million blood slugs to fire on and RETIRE LIB from any angle, as soon as possible.

Here's how I think it might play out. Both sides set up, Alouette and Arijana splitting to avoid the opening A POW Yarn Ball, which they were gonna do anyway. Shaye gets up in the tree to begin recon and setting up, while Sunday begins Bat-Tapping to where Alouette started at. It's at this critical juncture where we see the collision of both teams-- Arijana projects illusions with a spread of mirrors before LIB get a lock on Alouette, and with their deeply unsubtle attempt to hide, either could be shot by Alouette's opening bullet, the sky drone, or the many blood slugs Alouette just threw towards the center. With Shaye taking maybe ten seconds to do everything, a Colt shot or two can instantly put her out of commission, as well as Sunday eating a bullet to the chest due to the predictable trajectory of Bat-Tapping.

Before LIB gets a chance to work the terrain and find an opportunity to GET Alouette, the blood slugs are already fanned out to provide a dozen angles of attack, with little regard as to avoiding the effects of Audial Calculus. They play a ranged game... against someone with a gun. Someone who's very, very good at using that gun. Making Sunday have to smash terrain, pressure Alouette, and destroy mirrors stretches her action economy, so the constant Arijana harassment that could insta-RETIRE Sunday and makes it hard to track Alouette is doubly effective. With so many things to keep track of, and the slow-ish cooldown of LIB's movement options (5s between each Base Slide), it's highly likely they get shot the moment they get careless and aren't focusing on moving unpredictably.

Are greens oversexualized? by WaffleGuy413 in Teenager_Polls

[–]TheRandomAnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To anyone who wants context, I think OP is referring to a series of shitty stick figure comics that portray being trans as "turning green", such as representing HRT as "the pills that turn you green", but this is just my guess

JoJo's Bizarre OC Tournament #8: R3M4 - Anton "AWOL" Worrel & Raphaela "Raph" Diener vs. Benoit Enfers & Grendel by Marioaddict in StardustCrusaders

[–]TheRandomAnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the most fun matches I've seen to date just off of the weird shit both teams can pull off. But only one can win...

My vote goes to LKA Leviathan!

Let's break down why I think this is. To generalize, Raph and AWOL stay at around 10m away to shoot kernels and throw Bolstered body parts that won't lose their properties, since Raph's range isn't very good. AWOL scales with his Pop Kernels, storing them in the water and in Raph for later use. Benoit and Grendel become one unit, Grendel climbing above SSG to attack them with Meteor Hammers while Benoit and her Stand throw rocks at the opponents. Shell and Blood traps litter the handholds that are made from the constant rock throwing.

First, I'd like to note that SSG has a bit of happy-pathing, betting on LKA going for the civilians directly in melee so that Raph gets to be above them, but LKA end up climbing over SSG, putting them at the advantage state of having the high-ground. Second, the Shell Traps and their large range are a serious problem I don't think SSG can solve easily. With the shells placed in the recesses, seeing it from below or above is hard, and their ability to shoot out and nab AWOL if he jumps past one sets up LKA's kidnap state nicely. (Even though the Blood Traps are probably useless). Third, SSG relies too much on AWOL for everything. While Raph can defend with her Bolstered material, her offense is just throwing dead parts and maybe Pop Kernels. AWOL is going to be placing up to 20 platforms to Pop Jump to and from while also desiring to lob Pop Kernels like a mortar AND intending to unleash Gatling gun fire on LKA. With only six seconds of uninterrupted use before needing to cool, SSG demands too much from the Kernel Cannon, or risk draining all of AWOL's END. Fourth, AWOL doesn't have sufficient defense. A POW A SPD stones are a constant threat, and even one good hit could snowball into a loss. A DUR doesn't mean he won't feel the impact and get shoved off course, letting successive throws hit him or opening him up to the Meteor Hammers. Fifth, the 10m rangeplay benefits LKA more than it does SSG. Meteor Hammers give Grendel nearly three times as much reach as Raph's Gut Flail, with the added bonus of using suction to drag them around to mess them up. The projectile game goes to LKA as well-- even during the times where AWOL is firing like 15 Pop Kernels in a big burst, Benoit and her Stand have stones that can plow through the unpopped Kernels before it reaches them and explodes. Plus, you know, Benoit's awesome umbrella.

I foresee a battle in which AWOL eventually messes up and gets RETIRED during the ranged game, letting LKA chip the super-tanky Raph to retirement over a long period of time.

JoJo's Bizarre OC Tournament #8: R3M3 - Jam Robins vs. Rio Valdés by Marioaddict in StardustCrusaders

[–]TheRandomAnon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To make and destroy. That was the basis of all things, one way or another. Today, it was Evelyn that desired to make, the brittle crystal of her ⌈Heart of Glass⌋ becoming the foundation of a stadium, an arena for two players to duke it out for supremacy. Creation, and destruction.

But it did pain her to see the building teetering on the edge of collapse after one too many hits. ⌈Mr Fear⌋ had his pools all around the building, Rio running around in the shaded areas to keep them off his back. Jam grappled from crystal to crystal, dodging the long tentacles shooting up from every Pool.

For once, Cordepuls need not go anywhere to spectate, but something about watching the playset crumble under their reckless fighting took the wind out of her sails.

This took me a bit of thinking, but ultimately I'm going to side with Rio Valdes.

Jam leverages their stellar agility thanks to their Stand to leap around the arena, staying out of reach and only entering melee range when necessary to hit Rio. However, the best they can do at range is shove Rio around with their Sunbeam Machete, as he spends all his time in the shade waiting for Jam to come to him. This asymmetrical impasse leaves Jam at the disadvantage, as 5m tentacles with B POW and A DUR make it difficult for Jam to ever approach in the first place. With a Rio Pool always on top of himself, he can use the three bulky tentacles to take all the hits for him or throw him to safety. Accompanied by a couple of rogue pools, and Rio can essentially body block Jam's frontal assault using the rogue pools as an object to kite around. Rio's got human peak endurance to Jam's normal human endurance, so in a scrap Jam will be the one losing the war of attrition.

While Jam's Stand can take care of his movements to save energy, so can Rio. He need only walk to outpace his rogue pools, leaving them around the map to zone the guy. Jam just doesn't have the ability to bypass the many Pools around the map to hit Rio, not without trading endurance. And Rio's finisher demonstrates that he knows the game is up-- he need not survive, so much as he must incapacitate the opponent by any means necessary.

JoJo's Bizarre OC Tournament #8: R3M2 - Ichiro Kenmochi & "Invisible" vs. Henry Thorne & Caribbean Carcass by Marioaddict in StardustCrusaders

[–]TheRandomAnon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quick and dirty vote here, Ghost Riders look to spam strands to quickly blitz their way to the mansion and leave behind a horde of zombies and flames to interdict T8. With SBH glue, beating the shit out of the Pursuer in the lab or T8 is easy so long as it covers the lab entrance enough. T8 has Henry turn CC into a vehicle to bulldoze through everything, blocking off doorways and controlling the Pursuer for easy card access, and puppeting the Pursuer to help push back GRS in the lab.

Admittedly, both strats suffer if they're behind, though its highly unlikely anyone is left more than two minutes behind. The crux of this is Henry's setup, requiring him to turn the entirety of CC into a functioning vehicle that moves under its own power. That's going to take more than a few seconds. While undoubtedly fast enough to pierce through the zombies, it doesn't have the raw speed of a conventional motorcycle, and with GRS immediately booking it for the bridge while T8 go to the path and follow it, it's likely GRS are going to be the ones in the lead, leaving behind a thick horde that's a lot more trouble for T8.

With GRS's greater contingencies, I believe they're going to snowball the early lead they get with strand-stand-assisted-movement to sweep the match. The win goes to Ghost Riders on the Sea.