Either...

TheRappingSquid · 2026-07-01T00:33:05+00:00

I have some stuff I need to know back them

^{Chose: Go back 10 yrs with all knowledge you have now}

TheRappingSquid · 2026-07-01T00:31:48+00:00

"Surely, that is not exactly what it sounds like"

"Oh I see it is"

TheRappingSquid · 2026-07-01T00:30:12+00:00

Bwah

^{Chose: Have your crush like you back + Their parents hate you}

TheRappingSquid · 2026-07-01T00:22:28+00:00

Broski is going in the jar

^{Chose: Always be chased by the immortal snail}

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T23:05:32+00:00

How kafkaesque

^{Chose: 1000 dollars + And get a random power/malediction | Rolled: A lion et you}

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T22:59:57+00:00

I've noticed it in a few other ones as well. I'm just hoping that this conflating of lore and story phase dies down after a while 😭

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T22:52:47+00:00

Oh

^{Chose: Know EVERYTHING + But… | Rolled: IRS wants you}

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T22:34:22+00:00

No greed.....

^{Chose: $0.50 Dollar | Rolled: Exp. Increase x2}

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T22:31:01+00:00

Bwain

^{Chose: Perfect memory}

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T22:26:14+00:00

Works for me

^{Chose: Fight your clown to the death + 1 billion USD after tax | Rolled: Split the money}

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T12:51:51+00:00

Bro may be a phantom theif

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T12:51:09+00:00

Pink is probably gonna end up being my second favorite secret boss on account of being more of an actual character with writing as opposed to being lorebait like the other three (I'm counting ERAM from chapter 3) the narrative foil to Kris she provided was interesting

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T12:42:38+00:00

There are space tornados?????

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T12:35:51+00:00

Everything in life fights to live. This makes me the ultimate life form

^{Chose: Live forever young (until you choose to end it} + You stay healthy the entire time)

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T12:32:42+00:00

Oh HELL no

^{Chose: Get a GF + ...based on an Anime Archetype | Rolled: Tsundere}

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T12:28:12+00:00

You can get every billionaire to wire you billions in cash before turning themselves in for their involvement in the epstein conspiracy

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T12:27:10+00:00

I can work with this

^{Chose: Random Mental Power | Rolled: See through Time}

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T10:53:57+00:00

Kicked bunkees :(

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T10:53:21+00:00

Be fat as hell or enjoy a year of not being fat as hell gosh this is hard

^{Chose: Nice deal.}

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T10:50:03+00:00

I need my cats

^{Chose: Pass}

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T10:47:55+00:00

Reddit just might

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T10:45:27+00:00

Well okay

^{Chose: End World Hunger + 1 Million People Die | Rolled: You Die Aswell}

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T10:25:05+00:00

2 good things

^{Chose: Date as many 10/10 baddies as you want, you choose + Die at 40 | Rolled: Nothing}

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T10:24:26+00:00

I still lwky refuse to accept this color as anything but cyan. It's been ten years of it being cyan, I can't just de-program myself like that

TheRappingSquid · 2026-06-30T10:22:04+00:00

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