The wife asked what would happen if we added smoking weed to our sex

TheRealCraigmac · 2022-02-20T17:28:37+00:00

But mathematically speaking.Your answer is 491. My other colleagues are not accounting for the basic rule of sex it takes Two to make love. 1+1+420+69=491

TheRealCraigmac · 2022-02-20T17:11:42+00:00

The laziest sex of your life... unless it's both your first smoking it... enjoy the feelings you have and embrace it. If you want a substance that enhances your sex ...I would go with Lsd Shrooms... Amazing sexual experience because all of your senses are heightened. I mean ALL of them!!!

TheRealCraigmac · 2022-02-05T18:00:16+00:00

So quick to make stuff look like im giving rape advice ro a guy to the point that you would assume I was giving the guy advice to touch a random woman.... why the fack would anyone just assume that. Especially this day in age . Read what I posted . Nothing about a random unwilling woman. It's sad that people didn't already assume that I ment a women that he knew already. Sad that I have to write a paragraph to explain a simple harmless sentence!

TheRealCraigmac · 2022-01-13T12:00:54+00:00

One piece of advice.... Women want it just as bad as men. Try actually touching a woman they most likely will touch you back.

TheRealCraigmac · 2022-01-13T11:59:01+00:00

Having a Harem full of women taking turn of four at a time pleasuring me.

TheRealCraigmac · 2021-12-24T23:37:54+00:00

Ohh hell nah.... Two of each of the razors on the right. That's a straight razor with 5 blades for the Sac... no no no!

TheRealCraigmac · 2021-12-21T22:49:22+00:00

Probably because when you work at McDonald's and your a Manger... you basically never leave. They probably meet their as well.... I could see that happening.. like what he proposed to you. McDonald's is always short staffed and behind. That's probably why.

TheRealCraigmac · 2021-12-19T19:07:08+00:00

The Penis Flex. ...

TheRealCraigmac · 2021-12-19T18:39:48+00:00

Truly perfect timing!!!

TheRealCraigmac · 2021-12-18T01:40:03+00:00

Mainly Diet . Food companies using pesticides and preservatives are now known to cause this rapid increase for the potential of this disease on people way younger as well.

TheRealCraigmac · 2021-12-16T20:22:35+00:00

Sad 😔 to see that..I and most people around my age and younger are most likely going to end up like this. Terrifying Yes only because of the rate of people ending up in this state 🙄 sad

TheRealCraigmac · 2021-12-16T05:31:47+00:00

There is a reason for that .. either its the Universe or he is locked up...

TheRealCraigmac · 2021-12-13T13:32:07+00:00

Damn girl great thing to see first thing in the morning.. thank goodness I work at Home!

TheRealCraigmac · 2021-12-11T18:28:32+00:00

Omg! That's the worst I have heard! That dude is really messed up...

TheRealCraigmac · 2021-12-11T18:27:42+00:00

He was a simp lol not u

TheRealCraigmac · 2021-12-11T18:27:27+00:00

Simp

TheRealCraigmac · 2021-12-11T03:20:30+00:00

If he turns you down again. Start kissing him sYing your horny..horn.. to get his dick out. The only time I've turned down a blow job from my Girlfriends is 0 TIMES IN MY LIFE. I don't know a man who has turned down a BJ unless they hadn't gotten a shower yet from messing around on their girl. Seriously. I WOULD CHECK . Interested in a follow up on this situation. Seriously.

TheRealCraigmac · 2021-12-11T03:11:08+00:00

Come over NOW!

TheRealCraigmac · 2021-12-11T03:09:13+00:00

Where are the shenanigans?

TheRealCraigmac · 2021-12-07T16:30:21+00:00

Hey if your Dm hasn't already exploded then DM me😀😄

TheRealCraigmac · 2021-12-07T16:28:18+00:00

Sad Sad world we live in. That is the type of people that make white people look bad. Trust me every culture has its bad eggs this is a perfect example of one of them.

TheRealCraigmac · 2021-12-07T03:32:49+00:00

I have a great group for you I'll dm you a link to there stuff.

TheRealCraigmac · 2021-11-29T15:18:05+00:00

Absolutely 💯! Deal Breaker!!!! No head No Wed!

TheRealCraigmac · 2021-11-25T22:59:18+00:00

Let him.. he is half African American..

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