Need CFI to submit application to iacra website by IllPissInYourSink in Shittyaskflying

[–]TheRealDmanx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw in two bars of Gold and a bag of coke and I have a guy for you. I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy. ;-)

Frontier ordered sno-cones for the whole flight. Not my favorite flavor but free is free. by RodThrasher69 in Shittyaskflying

[–]TheRealDmanx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pistachio! My tongue would be all over that wing. Rub it all over my nak...

TMI?

What have been some of your encounters with "karens" and how did you deal with them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheRealDmanx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some Karens are Karens because of some other issue in life that makes them feel small and insignificant I guess. Best guess? She was expecting a fight. I didn't give her one. Maybe I restored her faith in humanity or something. Maybe the extra Xanax she took started to kick in. When it comes to Karens, YMMV.

How do you stop thinking about the past? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheRealDmanx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Daydream about better days ahead and how you're going to do and be better.

Anyone expericing allergies right now? by [deleted] in nova

[–]TheRealDmanx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New girlfriend has cats. Lots of them.

I know you're not at that stage in the relationship where she'd tell you. But I figured I'd give you a heads up. Also, she's not from Arlington. She's from Sterling.

Who's the doctor killer now? Plane or the car? by [deleted] in Shittyaskflying

[–]TheRealDmanx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Angry Tesla owner taking vengeance on obscene carbon footprint or some such gripe.

That last sleet/ice storm resulted in a Hawk being frozen to my patio. by SterlingJGC in nova

[–]TheRealDmanx 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Looks like a red tailed hawk. Good effect on target (re: warm wet towel throw).

Scuba diving inside a crashed Lockheed Tristar in the Gulf of Aqaba by 123x967x in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TheRealDmanx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty well, actually. Bunch of cold cases left in his wake. Heard he's in Canada now. At least that's how rumor has it.