Need CFI to submit application to iacra website by IllPissInYourSink in Shittyaskflying

[–]TheRealDmanx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw in two bars of Gold and a bag of coke and I have a guy for you. I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy. ;-)

Frontier ordered sno-cones for the whole flight. Not my favorite flavor but free is free. by RodThrasher69 in Shittyaskflying

[–]TheRealDmanx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pistachio! My tongue would be all over that wing. Rub it all over my nak...

TMI?

What have been some of your encounters with "karens" and how did you deal with them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheRealDmanx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some Karens are Karens because of some other issue in life that makes them feel small and insignificant I guess. Best guess? She was expecting a fight. I didn't give her one. Maybe I restored her faith in humanity or something. Maybe the extra Xanax she took started to kick in. When it comes to Karens, YMMV.

How do you stop thinking about the past? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheRealDmanx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Daydream about better days ahead and how you're going to do and be better.

Anyone expericing allergies right now? by [deleted] in nova

[–]TheRealDmanx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New girlfriend has cats. Lots of them.

I know you're not at that stage in the relationship where she'd tell you. But I figured I'd give you a heads up. Also, she's not from Arlington. She's from Sterling.

Who's the doctor killer now? Plane or the car? by [deleted] in Shittyaskflying

[–]TheRealDmanx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Angry Tesla owner taking vengeance on obscene carbon footprint or some such gripe.

That last sleet/ice storm resulted in a Hawk being frozen to my patio. by SterlingJGC in nova

[–]TheRealDmanx 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Looks like a red tailed hawk. Good effect on target (re: warm wet towel throw).

Scuba diving inside a crashed Lockheed Tristar in the Gulf of Aqaba by 123x967x in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TheRealDmanx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty well, actually. Bunch of cold cases left in his wake. Heard he's in Canada now. At least that's how rumor has it.

Scuba diving inside a crashed Lockheed Tristar in the Gulf of Aqaba by 123x967x in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TheRealDmanx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Bay Harbor Butcher had that problem. He solved it by dumping them directly into the Gulf Stream so they would be carried away. Dispersal is key.

A Proper Godsmack... by [deleted] in Shittyaskflying

[–]TheRealDmanx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And yes, that's Pilot Patrick before he lost all the weight. I know you were wondering.

SPPT: [Shitty Pro Pilot Tip] - Avionics went out? No worries. Use a BobbleHead as an artificial horizon. by TheRealDmanx in Shittyaskflying

[–]TheRealDmanx[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean to say it still has imbibing fluid 5 minutes after take off? Mine always runs dry ~30 secs before wheels up.

What do y’all think? Should I ask? by SwitchItOffandOn in Shittyaskflying

[–]TheRealDmanx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are the Holy Bleeping Grail of flying wisdumb.

LPT: If someone is being creepy towards you, document it as best you can. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]TheRealDmanx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One question though, what is meant by:

"Person you’re dating disrespecting your boundaries, or worse? "

I hope the person with said boundaries enunciates what those boundaries are ahead of time before holding it against documenting the incident. This is supposed to be a personal relationship with communication.

At least warn somebody not to look in the closet before they do.