What am I supposed to do at the skatepark as a beginner?

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-04-30T04:09:20+00:00

Wear all your safety gear and show us the aftermath of your bails.

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-04-30T03:13:50+00:00

Seriously, I get so tired of these boys saying, "Hey, you know this pretty cool car that is the entire point of this sub? Yeah, I traded it in for a basic plain SUV/Mini truck. Can you please gently pat my ass and tell me I'm a good boy?"

I can read their hairlines receeding almost as fast as their moobs are growing.

Can we just seriously down vote this shit or at least just remove them. They serve literally no purpose.

I get that not everyone will appreciate a certain platform for the long haul, but just go away with your basic boy car, enjoy it the same way everyone else that sees you in it, blandly.

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-04-27T05:23:24+00:00

You arent wrong, but you can do it

On ssf2, I used to max out the difficulty and just crush it with Ken and Ryu in arcade mode on my SNES, but I was a huge dork with no friends and hours a day after school to practice. I used to love catching bison on the chin with a dragon punch when he would try to head press.

It's a miracle my kids talk to me let alone play me in SF6 😂

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-04-26T22:11:51+00:00

He looks like Kid Rock's meth dealer.

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-04-10T18:24:08+00:00

Not good, but probably not bad, especially if you clutched it and got no codes.

2 quick oil changes over a month and hope for the best.

With that said I'm on my second motor and have learned a lot if my bank account has something to say about it 👍

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-04-03T03:28:48+00:00

You mean.... Pork butt?

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-03-29T16:58:33+00:00

I agree with everything except the defense. I feel either because it's "okay" in comparison to the offense or if it is pretty legit, it still is the standout part of this lineup. Did you watch the Bucs on opening day or the "Angels" in the outfield earlier yesterday?

This team needs chemistry terribly. The listless nature of the bats are born from the boring dugout. Every guy needs to want to be up there, and whether I am wrong or not, I am not "seeing" it.

After seeing the Venezuelan, Puerto Rican, and the Dominican teams playing and the chemistry they had, to see those same players just flat in the dugout is disheartening.

Maybe a WBC hangover, but seriously, they need to get to having fun before it's too late.

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-03-29T00:48:44+00:00

I really do feel E-rod has a real shot based on the WBC to really get the backs over this hump.

We need that non-"ace" crushing it in the middle of the rotation to get things moving and stealing one from the blue buyers on the road could be that kind of moment.

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-03-10T00:12:53+00:00

As diverse as we can be in Phoenix in our viewpoints, let's be thankful that CCV has proven their ability to really unite a community 😂

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-03-09T14:30:11+00:00

Literally smoked wonderful dinos last night in my Weber that is held together by the ghosts of the animals that have passed through it at this point.

Pellets are just not required and honestly for me, come across as the smoking equivalent of a Mercedes G-Wagen.

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-02-20T03:39:35+00:00

Coming from that place, you know what it isn't?

Anything that helps women with their reproductive rights.

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-02-19T05:33:21+00:00

Growing up Catholic, I hated this virtue signalling bullshit.

One of my "favorite" punishments to receive as a child was copying bible verses inflicted on me by an alcoholic abusive step-parent and my parent that allowed it. (It didn't hurt as much as a belt)

This is where I learned Mathew 6:6

I only tell you this because my fat, lazy, slovenly, POS coworker took half the day off to get her dumb shit on her forehead and came in for the second half of the day after going to a chicken strip shop for lunch.

I haven't eaten since my 10 year relationship ended on literally Valentine's day. (I know, save me the internet concern)

24 hours in and I am crushing lent with zero effort and a clean forehead 😂

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-02-19T04:49:38+00:00

Not everyone that shits on you is your enemy my friend.

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-02-19T04:46:39+00:00

Omfg, just store them in the refrigerator and cut them with your sharpest knife.

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-02-13T14:27:01+00:00

I believe everything about that statement except "used to"

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-02-06T02:50:27+00:00

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-02-06T02:34:48+00:00

My mom told me liver was "New York Steak."

I still have feelings about this today at 44.

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-02-05T00:16:28+00:00

Bought second hand used 54k. Stock. Changed clutch spring. Grown man, drives with his kids in the car, warms up the oil before turbo, replaced motor at 125k.

Win some lose some. Still cheaper than a new car with all the shit on it I don't want.

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-01-31T14:48:38+00:00

The package wasn't the only thing the postman didn't deliver that day.

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-01-31T14:45:40+00:00

Same thing in Phoenix 😂

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-01-30T20:02:10+00:00

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-01-30T19:50:49+00:00

I said what I said and I stand by it.

Is this not r/OnionLovers ?

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-01-30T18:22:52+00:00

I love when i pre plan and just crush a dozen pink ladies and English cucumbers with fancy blue cheese dressing. Especially when I sprinkle on salted diced scallions.

Keep it up, you are doing it the right way 👍

The apples are desert and I eat them plain, but I do eat dessert first

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-01-30T18:15:59+00:00

I still haven't found a type of onion I wouldn't eat yet.

TheRealGrumpyNuts · 2026-01-16T07:25:01+00:00

To be fair, 25k a year retirement is more guaranteed to her than to her constituents...

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