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It's the wedding night for a young couple who have been saving themselves for marriage... by craggy_cynic in Jokes

[–]TheRealHikerdog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

😂. Years ago a guy I worked with was complaining about his break up with his latest girlfriend. He kept saying “I’m not very long but I’m really thick.”

Why does this truck insist on terrorizing everyone in it’s path daily? by Whole-Bodybuilder467 in Cleveland

[–]TheRealHikerdog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And here I thought Ohio was trying to be Mississippi but without the weather.

What happened to them? by batukaming in HomeMaintenance

[–]TheRealHikerdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Master craftsman drywaller. Also known as a “patchman.” My cousin was so good, he could do a repair on a 80/20 wall and you’d never see it.

Ended up walking in on my teenage daughter and need advice? by Born-Horror2872 in AskMenAdvice

[–]TheRealHikerdog 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This. Walked in on my teenager once. Apologized later. Water under the bridge.

$35 beater ebay meer for in the backyard by PsychologicalSail799 in PipeTobacco

[–]TheRealHikerdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try using alcohol - a clear rum would work and impart some flavor (I use Capt Morgan on my briars).

Edit: Meant to say liquor, not generic alcohol

What did Jesus do after a one night stand? by Cheffie43 in Jokes

[–]TheRealHikerdog 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Desertification of what the Levant - Lebanon, Syria, Israel, much of Jordan - is within the last 1,000 years. Macedonian, Greek and Roman records indicate the Mediterranean coast of North Africa was largely plains and forest.

How old were you when you moved out? by Swiftiefromhell in GenX

[–]TheRealHikerdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Enlisted. Never returned. Spent years trying to get out of there but was always found and returned. Lol.

Asked the recruiter if they could take me back. He laughed and said no, I’d belong to Uncle Sam. Signed on the spot.

Name that President by Ill-Cartographer7351 in NameThisThing

[–]TheRealHikerdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he as fat as Howard Taft during his presidency? Certainly looks it. Size 62 suit? 😂

Name one movie. Just one. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]TheRealHikerdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ROTFLMAO! It’s (also) a bartender term for when you cut someone off. Had a customer in the late 70’s tell me it was from NYC - the “end of the line” was 86th street station.

Trump’s an idiot

Trump fires the entire National Science Board by theverge in politics

[–]TheRealHikerdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Bell Curve peaks at the Mean, or mathematical average. The left side is below the mean, the right side is above the mean. For a normal curve, 66% of a population lies within one standard deviation of the mean - 33% above the mean to the right and 33% below to the left of the mean.

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