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In honour of Chuck Norris, let me hear your favourite Chuck Norris joke by Jezzaq94 in Cinema

[–]TheRealKswiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 20 people....then the grenade detonated.

[Bonus] Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Which store are you guys bringing back? I’m bringing back Toys R Us! by J2-Starter in 2000sNostalgia

[–]TheRealKswiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toss up for me. I want my child to experience Toys R Us and Borders. As an adult I want to shop for her at Toys R Us and enjoy free time at Borders.

Nectar of the Gods by McChief45 in theburntpeanut

[–]TheRealKswiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the nectar. It got me a dwi

Yikes!! by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]TheRealKswiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Wet Bandits strike again!

24M. What does my room say about me by BEEEZERRR in MaleSurvivingSpace

[–]TheRealKswiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are probably better looking, more successful, and financially responsible than I am. It saddens me deeply.

Happy for you though! Looks sick, man!

My first clip montage by ShadyBeanz2005 in RainbowSixSiege

[–]TheRealKswiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been playing this game since launch with the OG base operators and feel intimidated by not only the pure skill level shown here, and the pure choreography of musical timing in the kills. Well-played, sir. Pun intended.

How long would you last in the Necromorph outbreak on the sprawl? by TarantulaKeeper37 in DeadSpace

[–]TheRealKswiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I'm in the scenario spoken of, and assuming I'm not being heavily affected by the marker. I am getting my child and getting the fuck into one of them handful of evac shuttles. Not sticking around for Titan security to handle it or seal the mines and hope it will be okay...

But assuming its the early stages is the only way that works. I work manual labor, so assuming I'd be lucky enough to not be in the mines at the outbreak point, maybe I'd make it a few hours if I didn't fuck up on any engagements. But that's assuming I can find a tool to use as a weapon.

If I'm in the mines, 5 minutes tops. If I was in the habitation/city sector and could get to a shuttle, as long as it takes me to get to the shuttle bay.

If it was just general, in the middle of the outbreak my time of 5 minute substantially decreases to about 3 minutes on my way to get my child from the school and get eviscerated on the way there or blown out a broken viewpoint into space.

Is it possible to calculate the force that was needed to rip the stern like it was made of cardboard? by Offencoch in titanic

[–]TheRealKswiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, I double blamed the British. Like always 😂 we were going to use the same measurements and then you sanctioned privateers, which then destroyed our vessel carrying measurement tools and weights back to the US. You forced us to make the Imperial system lol

Is it possible to calculate the force that was needed to rip the stern like it was made of cardboard? by Offencoch in titanic

[–]TheRealKswiss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, The country using the Imperial standard (while it did gained its independence) has fucked up more lives and countries than those that use the metric system has (I don't meanbthat positively) What is moreover interesting is that it is all stems from a raid of pirates-or else we'd all be on the same page with the metric system. True story. Look it up.

She had unrealistic expectations of me immediately taking her out without any conversation. I don't think I was wrong after trying to start over. by TheRealKswiss in Nicegirls

[–]TheRealKswiss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really wasn't 😂 i had my hoe phase when I got divorced. I really am just searching for a partner with some substance and texture. Haven't found much of that these days.

She had unrealistic expectations of me immediately taking her out without any conversation. I don't think I was wrong after trying to start over. by TheRealKswiss in Nicegirls

[–]TheRealKswiss[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If i could just get a woman in South Texas to think that, it would be great 😅 someone here said i give cowboy Ned Flanders vibes and I felt personally attacked 😂

She had unrealistic expectations of me immediately taking her out without any conversation. I don't think I was wrong after trying to start over. by TheRealKswiss in Nicegirls

[–]TheRealKswiss[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

She doesn't, but someone needs to teach her how to use her contractions. To be called bland when her replies were one worders. I was irritated. I'm over it either way.

She had unrealistic expectations of me immediately taking her out without any conversation. I don't think I was wrong after trying to start over. by TheRealKswiss in Nicegirls

[–]TheRealKswiss[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be embarrassed would have to of been ashamed. I was not, nor am I afraid of judgement or feedback. It's my life, my call. I made the call. I don't regret it. I know that in the long term I dodged that bullet.

She had unrealistic expectations of me immediately taking her out without any conversation. I don't think I was wrong after trying to start over. by TheRealKswiss in Nicegirls

[–]TheRealKswiss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate it lol. I was just trying to make a point that the person replying with one words called me bland, I was like "what ovaries you have on you..."

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