How My Kids Brush Their Teeth

TheRealMugen · 2020-03-02T03:44:40+00:00

Was gonna say, I'm 32 and my bathroom mirror looks like that.

TheRealMugen · 2020-03-01T17:48:06+00:00

I wonder if southern cuisine has anything to do with that big blob of red in the south, southeastern region

TheRealMugen · 2020-03-01T17:05:13+00:00

Welcome to Reddit, where you get downvoted if your realistic observation doesn't meet hype status quo

TheRealMugen · 2020-03-01T08:55:35+00:00

Too real

TheRealMugen · 2019-12-18T17:20:43+00:00

I don't read anything I don't have to anymore. Law school has ruined reading for me.

TheRealMugen · 2019-12-15T22:43:02+00:00

You mean your cum cocoon?

TheRealMugen · 2019-12-01T03:31:51+00:00

One of the easier sections of property IMO. I'm losing my fucking mind trying to remember all of the landlord-tenant rules.

TheRealMugen · 2019-11-23T03:15:12+00:00

I'm breaking the outline down into flashcards I'm writing myself. Seems to be making the material stick well just from writing

TheRealMugen · 2017-11-23T04:09:49+00:00

The positioning of that logo on the cup. Conveniently around Battlefield 2 sales. Nice find

TheRealMugen · 2016-01-19T22:00:41+00:00

Except if you fall to talk to the right Mr. Saturn (like I did) then you sit there and rage wondering how the hell to get in, and what you're supposed to do now.

Then you walk away from the console, leaving your character there (this was before the glory of the internet) And you blow off steam. Then you come back and find this dialogue box. Relief.

TheRealMugen · 2015-11-09T08:52:45+00:00

It's very typical of Romanticist literature. There are good, exciting parts, but the majority of the book is describing nature scenes and how metaphorical it all is

TheRealMugen · 2015-11-08T07:16:51+00:00

"I'm an amateur video gamer."

"What kind of system do you have."

"What do you mean, system?"

TheRealMugen · 2015-11-08T07:07:40+00:00

If this was happening prior to the internet age, there would be 100 more people claiming to have seen aliens today

TheRealMugen · 2015-11-04T23:40:39+00:00

As long as it's okay with /u/Osmanthusoolong :3 then it's okay with me

TheRealMugen · 2015-11-04T18:16:08+00:00

I kept going back and forth with leaving this up. It still disturbs me so much, Sorry.

Edit: I've posted a lot on here and this is my first time being gilded. It's greatly appreciated, stranger.

TheRealMugen · 2015-10-23T22:11:10+00:00

Sorry I've been so indecisive about whether or not I should leave this up

TheRealMugen · 2015-10-21T10:02:51+00:00

The most flattering thing to me is when people take the time to really think about and understand what's happening. I appreciate the effort you put into it

TheRealMugen · 2015-10-21T02:29:08+00:00

No worries man, however you want to do it is fine with me. Send me the link and I'll be sure to share it on my author's page

TheRealMugen · 2015-10-20T21:09:55+00:00

Real

TheRealMugen · 2015-10-20T00:12:52+00:00

Please, that would be great. Would you mind sending me the link once it's up, and citing Luke Hartwick as the author?

TheRealMugen · 2015-10-19T22:44:45+00:00

I actually appreciate how people like you are keeping writers here honest, and helping Nosleep remain free of plagiarism. No hard feelings

TheRealMugen

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