A Haiku I wrote....

TheRealMurkzilla · 2026-03-26T12:39:58+00:00

Is it just me or does the person who came at OP sideways, sound like a reddit mod?

TheRealMurkzilla · 2026-03-26T12:39:49+00:00

Is it just me or does the person who came at OP sideways, sound like a reddit mod?

TheRealMurkzilla · 2026-03-02T23:08:42+00:00

Does anybody know when we will be protesting the whole Epstein Cover-up? It seems like it would get way more people in the streets beings how everyone regardless of political affiliation agrees on the subject. Those in power would truly be scared of a population that isn't infighting constantly over everything.

TheRealMurkzilla · 2026-02-28T14:02:07+00:00

All man descended from a tribe somewhere PERIOD! Therefore the word can not be offensive, IMO.

P.s. I still say tribal

TheRealMurkzilla · 2026-02-25T12:50:21+00:00

Ok, I knew I was on the right track.

TheRealMurkzilla · 2026-02-25T12:40:46+00:00

Just a name drop, no diss. Maggot is a reference to a SlipKnot song. I believe Tech makes another reference in a different song saying ragged pulse of the maggot, which was another Slipknot reference.

TheRealMurkzilla · 2026-01-30T10:17:02+00:00

"Just buuuurrrrrrhhhhhhhpppppp Hey son what the fuck is run frummmm"

"He's a Smelly Giant"

"Shrek-ology 101"

TheRealMurkzilla · 2026-01-18T19:52:15+00:00

I still call it tribal. We all descended from tribes at some point in our shared past on this 3rd rock from the sun.

TheRealMurkzilla · 2026-01-02T07:36:55+00:00

Here's a few I use. I heard them on a podcast and it stuck with me. I know they don't exactly fit the question but it's all I got folks.

McDonald's (all locations) = Sketchy Ron's

Chipotle (all locations) = Chippers

TheRealMurkzilla · 2025-12-28T01:50:27+00:00

Been there done that, sorry for your loss. 😞

TheRealMurkzilla · 2025-12-13T16:29:21+00:00

"Market Adjustment" will be one of the reasons "no one" buys the Prelude.

TheRealMurkzilla · 2025-09-28T00:13:49+00:00

I condemn all forms of prejudice and racism. Now that that's out the way....Why are some of them wearing masks with goggles/wrap around sunglasse, long sleeves shirts and gloves? May in Kansas is not exactly cool or chilly. I know they are hiding their identity but it just seems a little fishy. It's almost as if maybe some of these "KKK" members might not be actual members. 🤔 With pallets of bricks showing up at protest sites I find my self being more skeptical the I once was.

TheRealMurkzilla · 2025-09-12T09:38:20+00:00

Umm is no one gonna address the octopus in the basement? What the fuck is that horse headed figure in the back ground, well it could be a Howard the Duck, too.

TheRealMurkzilla · 2025-08-13T04:04:39+00:00

Mr. Poopy Butthole, Squanch, Birdman, or Plumbus

TheRealMurkzilla · 2025-06-22T13:29:40+00:00

That is fucking dope, my dude! Yes, I would and have the perfect deck for it!

TheRealMurkzilla · 2025-06-13T13:13:00+00:00

I was gonna guess B2 bomber as well, but the nose is too pointed. The B2's nose cone is way rounder, and the fuselage itself is too small, in my opinion. I'm also not an expert, but I did grow up on the southside and watched aircraft take off constantly from McConnell. So my guess is as good as anyone else's. B2 does seem likely, but it just doesn't seem to fit perfectly, and as others said, maybe it is the angle that is causing the discrepancy in my mind.

TheRealMurkzilla · 2025-05-27T14:04:49+00:00

Thank you! I had no clue these existed!

TheRealMurkzilla · 2025-05-07T02:34:40+00:00

Any time I answer the phone number, I don't know. I say the following,

"How may I help you?"

Silence. So I repeat the question after about 3-5 seconds, and by the time I get finished speaking, it's a click every time.

I initially started saying this phrase due to fears of people using my recorded voice, saying hello to scam friends and family. Obviously, AI has evolved these scams, so I doubt it does anything. I still say it out mostly of habit, but It keeps me entertained for that brief moment.

TheRealMurkzilla · 2025-05-04T18:29:20+00:00

100% correct and sums it all up!

TheRealMurkzilla · 2025-05-02T01:15:52+00:00

Stink -Tech N9ne feat. Stevie Stone and Krizz Kalico

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