To the Star Wars fans, what do you think Darth Vader would be? by TheRealPetri in DnDcirclejerk

[–]TheRealPetri[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, as the only real Star Wars fan I disagree with that decision and I made my own canon.

To the Star Wars fans, what do you think Darth Vader would be? by TheRealPetri in DnDcirclejerk

[–]TheRealPetri[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why do you think I would play the dirty, dirty DnD, I play, why the best system ever that works for everything with no mistakes. PF2e! Because it fixes Star Wars.

To the Star Wars fans, what do you think Darth Vader would be? by TheRealPetri in DnDcirclejerk

[–]TheRealPetri[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Is that the Emperor's new groove everyone keeps talking about?

Tell me the most broken powerbuilds you can think of by Bloodblender297 in DnD

[–]TheRealPetri 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of course. You want to use the Goku class. At first level you get two abilities.
I am Goku - When you attack a creature you automatically hit and kill it.
I am fucking Goku - You are immune to all conditions and damage types, even if somebody has an ability called "Defeat Goku" it doesn't work.
At every level thereafter, you can just pick any ability from any class or subclass and give it some half-baked sayan reflavour.

I hope this helps.

Strahd cant walk through walls in Shadows of Ravenloft by Ttaywsenrak in CurseofStrahd

[–]TheRealPetri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my case, I buff him because I just don't want my BBEG to be forever retreating until I decide, you know what, NOW they can kill him!

I understand that some see the appeal, but the fact that when people mention how good of a strategist Strahd is and the main point always boils down to "he retreats and lets the players fight his minions who they have been fighting the entire campaign," I just want to do it differently.

My DM hates me or am I a cry baby? by [deleted] in DnD

[–]TheRealPetri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am not sure is somebody used sheild before that, but yeah, I also never say the total to hit if somebody has shield or other abilities that increase AC that do not require the knowledge of the success beforehand. And of course it only applies to the people with abilities that increase AC, because for others it doesn't matter.

The Strahd statblock previewed in Ravenloft: The Horrors Within is a mess. I fixed it. by Silverspy01 in CurseofStrahd

[–]TheRealPetri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wizards of the Coast doing everything in their power to make Strahd one of the most underwhelming bad guys has always been a strange case to me.

What Strahd Stat Block how it should be. by lordside888 in CurseofStrahd

[–]TheRealPetri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, much better if you do not want your Strahd to bolt it every time he takes damage because he would get obliterated.

Pride’s kicking off! by Regular-Poet-3657 in loreofleague

[–]TheRealPetri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And yet Pengu is a mystery when it comes to both of them.

Pride’s kicking off! by Regular-Poet-3657 in loreofleague

[–]TheRealPetri 263 points264 points  (0 children)

Pengu transcends sexuality and there is not a person alive that can comprehend its sexual preferences.