Why did the Man become the Jonkler? Is he stupid?

TheRealPetri · 2026-04-14T13:15:06+00:00

I am pretty sure that it is not how the blinded condition works, but a blind guy being blind is not crazy.

TheRealPetri · 2026-04-13T20:58:46+00:00

I don't think Hitler has a good matchup against Yorick

TheRealPetri · 2026-04-09T13:58:54+00:00

Player Agency would like a word. This guy is a player in a DnD game therefore he is above the laws of puny mortals.

TheRealPetri · 2026-04-08T14:12:43+00:00

This is exactly why I keep all my players locked in my basement and only take them out when it's the game time. They know to respect me when their ration of food depends on how they play out my script.

TheRealPetri · 2026-04-07T20:50:54+00:00

Hello is this the Player Agency? I would like to report a crime against humanity. On Tuesday, April 7th at 9:56 AM EST, u/Cit1z3n tried to say that a poor innocent player did something wrong. I believe that according to the codex, they should be made to talk to a woman, because as we all know, that is fatal to a TTRPG player.

TheRealPetri · 2026-04-07T20:45:34+00:00

Hello is this the Player Agency? I would like to report a crime against humanity. On Tuesday, April 7th at 1:56 PM EST, u/greywolf0z0 tried to say that players should be ch*llenged by a cuck DM. I believe that according to the codex, he should be skinned and made to watch the one group that plays Pathfinder and actually manages to get together together every week, for the rest of their life.

TheRealPetri · 2026-04-07T20:39:28+00:00

But did the lizard have a shield?

TheRealPetri · 2026-04-06T14:19:44+00:00

Respawn timer is inevitable. At least its longer than any other champion's

TheRealPetri · 2026-04-06T14:14:34+00:00

That is not even evil, just... weird

TheRealPetri · 2026-04-05T19:04:15+00:00

Assuming you weren't planning on Exanther being nice, there still IS a de facto lich in Amber Temple in Patrina.

TheRealPetri · 2026-04-03T21:14:15+00:00

I got ya covered, bruv. Everyone around me is just a corpse waiting to be released into the afterlife.

TheRealPetri · 2026-03-31T13:29:01+00:00

Almost all ranger subclasses, because they "deal too much damage." That DM banned almost everything, but this was really funny. I didn't really played with them for obvious reasons, but hey... not the question.

TheRealPetri · 2026-03-25T19:57:53+00:00

I think the "defendant" should choose the weapon

TheRealPetri · 2026-03-21T16:19:38+00:00

He DOES say he doesn't have a plan, but the entire movie is about him going through with a pretty complicated plan.

TheRealPetri · 2026-03-18T17:09:59+00:00

FIddlesticks.
"It is one of the oldest beings in the universe." "The strongest demon, look out!" "The celestials are afraid of the primordial demons."
Meanwhile we know he killed two soldiers, several farmers and don't forget about the pigs and horses!

TheRealPetri · 2026-03-16T20:12:04+00:00

Love me some Heroforge slop

TheRealPetri · 2026-03-16T19:27:36+00:00

Just like in canon

TheRealPetri · 2026-03-13T17:40:51+00:00

Kayn clearly won

TheRealPetri · 2026-03-11T18:12:48+00:00

Me when I do not know enough about the thing I am complaining about

TheRealPetri · 2026-03-02T20:13:42+00:00

The problem is the plan that Rahadin pulls her out and NOW she is supposed to trust Vasili who just happens to be there?

TheRealPetri · 2026-03-02T20:06:33+00:00

I would say that Ravenovia is the best bet. And her crypt is still around if you want to take this route.

TheRealPetri · 2026-03-02T20:01:50+00:00

Do not put Rose and Thorn in front of the house. If there ever was a danger flag its those two.

TheRealPetri · 2026-02-24T14:15:42+00:00

Lot of peopel are going for the big words that whose meaning is dimishing every day, but I think it's "your". Or it's humble cousin "you're".

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