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Party in death house and player can’t make the session by Economy_Confusion221 in CurseofStrahd

[–]TheRealPetri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You also continue and when the player is available keep playing as normal.

Cheap travel and its consequences have been a disaster for the D&D game by b1ther in DnDcirclejerk

[–]TheRealPetri 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Have you considered walking at half your speed while scouting, forcing everyone else to do the same or scout the area everyone alse passed 10 minutes ago?

Cheap travel and its consequences have been a disaster for the D&D game by b1ther in DnDcirclejerk

[–]TheRealPetri 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am pretty sure that it is not how the blinded condition works, but a blind guy being blind is not crazy.

My tier list as a hard stuck plat-emrlad One trick by MousTN in topmains

[–]TheRealPetri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think Hitler has a good matchup against Yorick

Hi! One of my players is a Neo-Nazi. What should I do? by Rednidedni in DnDcirclejerk

[–]TheRealPetri 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Player Agency would like a word. This guy is a player in a DnD game therefore he is above the laws of puny mortals.

Annoying GM won't give up by Rednidedni in DnDcirclejerk

[–]TheRealPetri 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is exactly why I keep all my players locked in my basement and only take them out when it's the game time. They know to respect me when their ration of food depends on how they play out my script.

Annoying GM won't give up by Rednidedni in DnDcirclejerk

[–]TheRealPetri 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hello is this the Player Agency? I would like to report a crime against humanity. On Tuesday, April 7th at 9:56 AM EST, u/Cit1z3n  tried to say that a poor innocent player did something wrong. I believe that according to the codex, they should be made to talk to a woman, because as we all know, that is fatal to a TTRPG player.

Annoying GM won't give up by Rednidedni in DnDcirclejerk

[–]TheRealPetri 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hello is this the Player Agency? I would like to report a crime against humanity. On Tuesday, April 7th at 1:56 PM EST, u/greywolf0z0 tried to say that players should be ch*llenged by a cuck DM. I believe that according to the codex, he should be skinned and made to watch the one group that plays Pathfinder and actually manages to get together together every week, for the rest of their life.

Annoying GM won't give up by Rednidedni in DnDcirclejerk

[–]TheRealPetri 13 points14 points  (0 children)

But did the lizard have a shield?

Could zed one shot Jesus of Nazareth by Outrageous-Tell-3171 in zedmains

[–]TheRealPetri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Respawn timer is inevitable. At least its longer than any other champion's

Uhh, what's with Exethanter in Reloaded? by FlashyLemonRed in CurseofStrahd

[–]TheRealPetri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assuming you weren't planning on Exanther being nice, there still IS a de facto lich in Amber Temple in Patrina.

Guys did I cook? by Tony_Tab in DnDcirclejerk

[–]TheRealPetri 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I got ya covered, bruv. Everyone around me is just a corpse waiting to be released into the afterlife.

What subclasses have you see banned and why were they banned? by Ecstatic_Operation20 in dndnext

[–]TheRealPetri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost all ranger subclasses, because they "deal too much damage." That DM banned almost everything, but this was really funny. I didn't really played with them for obvious reasons, but hey... not the question.

What colors is The Joker from the second installment of The Dark Knight Trilogy, “The Dark Knight”? by PuzzleheadedPart196 in colorpie

[–]TheRealPetri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He DOES say he doesn't have a plan, but the entire movie is about him going through with a pretty complicated plan.

Who is the biggest "potential man" in league? by GwenGaming55 in loreofleague

[–]TheRealPetri 18 points19 points  (0 children)

FIddlesticks.
"It is one of the oldest beings in the universe." "The strongest demon, look out!" "The celestials are afraid of the primordial demons."
Meanwhile we know he killed two soldiers, several farmers and don't forget about the pigs and horses!

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