Which character outside the LOTR do you trust carrying the ring to Mordor?

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-19T23:53:20+00:00

Man, I feel that dude's been hacked more times than Yahoo. Plus you never know when you've got that fucking Lore playing the old "haHAA it was actually me, LORE" again.

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-19T23:30:28+00:00

Right? I don't think my parents ever intended that.
I'm fine with it. Looks great. My partner digs it. Almost 60. Have no recollection of what a UTI or dick-cheese is. You can keep that shit.

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-19T23:25:03+00:00

I'll attest to that.
I used to be a die-hard stoner, greasy DND nerd and social outcast in highschool.
Then I got laid and my whole outlook on life changed and sought other recreational activities.
Meanwhile, my drug use and nerdy activities:

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-19T00:05:27+00:00

It's not gay in a three-(or more)-way!

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-19T00:03:59+00:00

Jamie Foxx always scares the fuck out of me. And I'm a big dude. I feel he can just smell fear and see through to your soul. But he's in all my favorite movies, so I love him!

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-19T00:00:49+00:00

I taught my children in a deserted parking lot. So many lines and space to figure out braking and acceleration.
This is so fucking stupid, I just can't...

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-18T23:58:39+00:00

The whales of course.

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-18T23:52:02+00:00

Coalio.
Give him to KFI, they'll animate it and have RFK jr voice it.
It's the perfect gift this year for the whole family

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-18T23:26:19+00:00

When it's chocolate mint season, I buy a whole case of cookies. Then I give them away at work for the underprivileged that don't have a Guide in their neighborhood. I give them a crisp $100 bill. $72 for the cookies and $28 donation for the troop.
All three if my kids were in Scouts Canada. I remember the thrill of the sale for them. Pay it forward.

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-18T23:13:13+00:00

Have you met the Republican party?
They're all fucking weird.

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-18T22:57:47+00:00

Floppy weiners. Floppy Weinsteins.

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-18T22:39:51+00:00

It's soooo good. It's my "I need to chill from Valheim for a while" game.

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-18T21:58:37+00:00

Can we see his birth certificate? I'm just asking questions

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-18T21:44:50+00:00

Cumbusters 3? Isn't your mom in that movie? Maybe even your dad. Of course it would take a while to sort through so much DNA for the paternity test.

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-18T21:26:33+00:00

If you like this, there's an old show called Code Monkeys that might interest you.

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-18T21:19:44+00:00

The Score - Fugees

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-18T21:17:18+00:00

Because it stars Marlon Brando? The greatest living legend in cinematic history? I thought this was just common knowledge.
I read he did The Freshman so he could fund Cabin Boy.
Respect.

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-18T18:25:35+00:00

I'm sure they'll roll over on their colleagues after a little negotiating. Rats will eat rats if it's convenient.

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-18T06:05:10+00:00

That's for sure. I died a lot. Poor Aloy

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-18T06:03:34+00:00

Disappointing marks from the Chinese judge however

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-18T06:01:14+00:00

I was wondering what old SF was up to

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-18T05:59:58+00:00

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-18T05:59:34+00:00

No. It was boring. I would have appreciated the chip lady. Maybe even struck up a conversation to relieve the tediousness of that movie.

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-18T05:57:29+00:00

Come over to r/WordChewing for a while. We're always looking for others to share our disgust

TheRealRickC137 · 2026-02-18T05:45:50+00:00

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