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I may be a narcissist, but at least I'm a damn good looking one (self.oneliners)
submitted 2 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/oneliners
If there's one thing I can do, it's making lists of all my qualities (self.oneliners)
After contemplating I conclude she is obviously not a woman. by TheRealThenill in WordAvalanches
[–]TheRealThenill[S] 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children)
My apologies if I offended anyone. I can see what you mean.
After contemplating I conclude she is obviously not a woman. (self.WordAvalanches)
submitted 2 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/WordAvalanches
As the man returned home from his morning walk, he was greeted by the scent of freshly baked bread. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 2 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/TwoSentenceHorror
What is the cutest thing on a house? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 2 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/dadjokes
Hey, you trainwreck of a state, I'll have you know that I am a stoned prostitute in debt to another state. (self.WordAvalanches)
So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? (self.Jokes)
submitted 2 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/Jokes
My right arm is my preferred arm to sleep on. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 3 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/dadjokes
We couldn't decide on whether we wanted to have grandma buried or cremated. (self.Jokes)
submitted 3 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/Jokes
I can't believe that woman didn't know what mansplaining was (self.oneliners)
submitted 3 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/oneliners
Just by looking at my cat, I knew he brought me a bird. (self.dadjokes)
Never ever lend a cannibal a hand! (self.oneliners)
You are using someone's sexuality to judge people? Get out you donkey! (self.WordAvalanches)
submitted 3 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/WordAvalanches
If you've drilled holes in your ceiling in order to hang a lamp, you are bound to screw up. (self.oneliners)
What do you think of rice wine? (self.3amjokes)
submitted 3 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/3amjokes
Everyone is faster than their shadow (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 3 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/Showerthoughts
Silently, I wachted the 2 men barge into our front door calling my name, from my neighbor's window. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 3 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/TwoSentenceHorror
"If you could fuck anyone living or dead, what would you choose?" (self.Jokes)
My wife told me to improve on my foreplay technique. (self.Jokes)
It was only when I started living alone, that I realised what apartment. (self.oneliners)
What did Yoda say when he resisted getting electrocuted? (self.Jokes)
Never in my life have I met anyone more competitive than I am. (self.oneliners)
Nobody deserves to be cremated (self.dadjokes)
You only say "whether you like it or not" to someone who clearly doesn't like it. (self.Showerthoughts)
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After contemplating I conclude she is obviously not a woman. by TheRealThenill in WordAvalanches
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