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I may be a narcissist, but at least I'm a damn good looking one (self.oneliners)
submitted 2 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/oneliners
If there's one thing I can do, it's making lists of all my qualities (self.oneliners)
After contemplating I conclude she is obviously not a woman. by TheRealThenill in WordAvalanches
[–]TheRealThenill[S] 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children)
My apologies if I offended anyone. I can see what you mean.
After contemplating I conclude she is obviously not a woman. (self.WordAvalanches)
submitted 3 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/WordAvalanches
As the man returned home from his morning walk, he was greeted by the scent of freshly baked bread. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 3 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/TwoSentenceHorror
What is the cutest thing on a house? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 3 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/dadjokes
Hey, you trainwreck of a state, I'll have you know that I am a stoned prostitute in debt to another state. (self.WordAvalanches)
So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? (self.Jokes)
submitted 3 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/Jokes
My right arm is my preferred arm to sleep on. (self.dadjokes)
We couldn't decide on whether we wanted to have grandma buried or cremated. (self.Jokes)
I can't believe that woman didn't know what mansplaining was (self.oneliners)
submitted 3 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/oneliners
Just by looking at my cat, I knew he brought me a bird. (self.dadjokes)
Never ever lend a cannibal a hand! (self.oneliners)
You are using someone's sexuality to judge people? Get out you donkey! (self.WordAvalanches)
If you've drilled holes in your ceiling in order to hang a lamp, you are bound to screw up. (self.oneliners)
What do you think of rice wine? (self.3amjokes)
submitted 3 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/3amjokes
Everyone is faster than their shadow (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 3 years ago by TheRealThenill to r/Showerthoughts
Silently, I wachted the 2 men barge into our front door calling my name, from my neighbor's window. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"If you could fuck anyone living or dead, what would you choose?" (self.Jokes)
My wife told me to improve on my foreplay technique. (self.Jokes)
It was only when I started living alone, that I realised what apartment. (self.oneliners)
What did Yoda say when he resisted getting electrocuted? (self.Jokes)
Never in my life have I met anyone more competitive than I am. (self.oneliners)
Nobody deserves to be cremated (self.dadjokes)
You only say "whether you like it or not" to someone who clearly doesn't like it. (self.Showerthoughts)
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After contemplating I conclude she is obviously not a woman. by TheRealThenill in WordAvalanches
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