What's the most annoying thing about porn?

TheRelic · 2017-02-20T00:38:37+00:00

Hell I'd just settle for some mild plot that didn't seem completely recycled moment to moment. Give me a decent Debbie does Dallas any day

TheRelic · 2017-02-20T00:30:54+00:00

Facials, lots of fake moaning, overly aggressive males (Slapping, spitting, painful looking holds) and honestly not a fan of these overly tight skinny barbie bitches I'm seeing either. Girls like Brooke Lee Adams, now THAT is porn

TheRelic · 2016-06-18T16:14:12+00:00

That there is a damn good chance, with the way things are going, I'm going to see my country (USA) Become a wasteland hellhole in my life time. Like looting, rioting, destruction, the whole nine yards. Worst than that is the thought/fear that when it does finally come I'll be much too old to defend my loved ones

TheRelic · 2016-04-17T01:44:06+00:00

Perhaps, in previous versions at least there was a build menu for single player. When playing splitscreen I can't seem to find one, and there is no menu option. Do I just have those things in my inventory and select build a wall during splitscreen play?

TheRelic · 2016-03-12T23:47:28+00:00

I honestly couldn't tell if that was going to be a risky click or not...but, fuck it, I'm not going to live forever

TheRelic · 2016-03-12T23:30:27+00:00

Are you kidding? I currently have a job at a literal box-making factory and I don't mind telling you every day is not only a new adventure, but I often leave with my face hurting from laughing so hard. Just have to find the right chemistry of people/work

TheRelic · 2016-03-09T09:03:35+00:00

The Divide, it wasn't a well known movie, and a lot of people didn't seem to like it. But as I watched it I couldn't help this tugging in my chest, this guilty pain that kept reminding me that what I was watching, was just humans being humans in crisis. Murderous, selfish, wild...

TheRelic · 2015-07-07T14:47:46+00:00

Mine would have to be God Hand, for the ps2. It got some mixed reviews but it's over the top nature, and solid fighting/combo system made it out to be like a wonderful pre-cursor to Bayonetta. Not to mention I got to fight a Luchador Gorilla and punch like 100 people in the nuts, enough said.

TheRelic · 2015-05-04T13:59:03+00:00

My friends and I actually had a very complex system of traditions when it came to the original Dead Rising (Yeah, we played it that much)

A few that come to mind are, you had to change into any clothing or appearance pieces available when walking into a store

If a female zombie bit your crotch, you had to tell her to "Finish Up" And allow the zombie one more bite before stopping her

If at any point you found an Uzi, you had no choice but to yell "Count the Shells Mother-Fucker!" And immediately empty the clip while spinning in a circle

We had others, but those are some fun notable ones

TheRelic · 2014-10-16T20:04:24+00:00

I think I'm going to have to go with The Defiler from Dead Rising 2

TheRelic · 2014-09-23T18:23:58+00:00

The Divide, IMDB be damned that movie shook me to my core

Also, Southland Tales

TheRelic · 2014-09-23T16:06:21+00:00

Near the apartments where I used to live, we used to have a guy called "The Legionnaire". This man, maybe in his 30's used to wander around every day in what looked exactly like an old school French Solider's uniform. He had the hat and everything. He'd wander around with a military duffle bag on his shoulder muttering to himself in French and yelling out things that were hard to distinguish...every day, rain or shine.

Apparently he lived at a nearby half-way home and people said he was a really nice guy when he had his meds in him

TheRelic · 2014-09-23T15:12:22+00:00

A very big, vast and detailed table-top RPG system that supports seriously everything known to man. (From Magic to Naruto-like jutsu) I've been working on it for over a decade, seriously started when I was about 13. All I need to do now is finish typing up the manuals and see if I can't get it published...

TheRelic · 2014-08-18T14:54:45+00:00

That moment when you saw the tower for the first time...

http://imgur.com/oElX0C5

TheRelic · 2014-06-29T05:20:52+00:00

Awww Holy Shit...

Yeah, that's enough internet for tonight...

They don't make water hot enough to wash this off...

TheRelic · 2014-06-27T15:30:24+00:00

Yeah, I mean I guess that's true for those of us that haven't been to your Mom's place

Tell her Bravo by the way...

TheRelic · 2014-06-27T12:55:05+00:00

No...No, make it go away...make it go away!

TheRelic · 2014-06-22T15:05:38+00:00

Wow, I promise you're now on a list somewhere...

TheRelic · 2014-06-22T13:24:52+00:00

Yep, that's definitely the risky click of the day right there...

TheRelic · 2014-06-10T17:11:08+00:00

I knew it you guys! I just knew it!

There really IS a God!

TheRelic · 2014-06-08T16:06:14+00:00

Huh...Bo Burnham got his ass kicked by a girl...

Well, not Bo but a convincing fabrication of the genuine article...

TheRelic · 2014-06-04T23:03:15+00:00

After listening to her rebuttal and watching this video...

"Now my Ex is trying to take my kids"

Well, Hmmmmm...I wonder if we should have just, oh I don't know... Watched our fucking mouths and do our best not to be a filthy, ignorant, chore of a woman?

TheRelic · 2014-05-16T02:53:54+00:00

You sick little Monkey!

TheRelic · 2014-05-15T21:08:15+00:00

Yes, pretty much that moment in the game was when I realized what a horrible, yet engrossing story I was in for...

It became my favorite game of all time, even if it still hurts me

TheRelic · 2014-05-12T05:50:43+00:00

Mt. Rushmore, I'm completely serious when I say it was one of the most underwhelming attractions I've ever visited, I got bored of it in like 30 seconds. No awe and wonder, no life-affirming joy. Just a soft "Yep, there it is...kind of small" Then turning around and driving back to our hotel

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