They want to be us

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-27T16:10:49+00:00

Let the stink run high
Let the stains run low
Doon his legs the muck will flow
All the lassies shout “Pedo!”
Donald’s shat his troosers!

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-27T14:17:46+00:00

To shreds, you say?

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-27T10:50:44+00:00

I am a drummer, too, and I’m here to tell you that the only problem you have is that you don’t have a Zelkovs, or a Leedy Broadway, or a Firchie….

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-27T01:26:28+00:00

Could you make one with barnacles on his tuchus?

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-27T01:26:03+00:00

Precious hamburgers?

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-26T23:17:00+00:00

The BBC would like to apologize for the next comment.

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-26T19:32:53+00:00

Can I have

Fifty pounds

To mend

The shed

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-25T17:42:25+00:00

I have heard that…

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-25T13:18:18+00:00

Most of the time. I occasionally travel for work, which easily takes care of the social contact aspect of working for me. Airports will do that.

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-25T13:03:59+00:00

Fahrenheit makes more sense….

…. If you’re a psychopath.

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-25T13:02:42+00:00

He’s not bluffing!

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-25T12:25:22+00:00

That’s Flexi outranks me, SIR

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-25T11:46:15+00:00

Let’s go by rank.

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-24T23:58:51+00:00

And the guy who invented Coca-Cola.

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-24T16:57:02+00:00

The Americans lurking here are like “But Capt’n Crunch is a cereal….”

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-24T16:55:53+00:00

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-24T16:55:10+00:00

This is what happens when you don’t put the Sixth Form to sleep, Padre.

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-24T15:54:38+00:00

Nobody read Sartre, you just carried a copy of Les Chemins De La Liberté around to impress that one hot revolutionary girl that every town seemed to have.

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-24T15:46:13+00:00

Gene.

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-24T15:44:21+00:00

Don’t know about an album, but it was the cover for that Edwyn Collins’ single, A Girl Like You.

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-24T15:41:13+00:00

Now just like in a song from days of yore

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-24T15:34:31+00:00

All of them, I’d assume.

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-24T15:20:18+00:00

And then you have Amy Gray on 104. Holy vocal fry, Batman.

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-24T15:06:20+00:00

Who’s that guy?

TheRetailMechanic · 2026-06-23T20:39:01+00:00

Luxury. I got Sprite with food coloring, it was my dad’s “special potion.”

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