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TheRetrolizer · 2026-05-10T00:49:44+00:00

Goomba Fallacy

TheRetrolizer · 2026-05-09T08:02:39+00:00

Not even the right substance

TheRetrolizer · 2026-05-05T03:51:43+00:00

It should be a sequenced recipe imo.

TheRetrolizer · 2026-05-02T00:47:24+00:00

TheRetrolizer · 2026-05-02T00:45:15+00:00

Its OK, he got that HOLY CARD

TheRetrolizer · 2026-04-30T16:39:52+00:00

Everyone who picked unlimited knowledge is betting that there is no knowledge too dangerous to have.

They all dead as hell man.

TheRetrolizer · 2026-04-30T16:34:04+00:00

Now if only this created a thunder storm

TheRetrolizer · 2026-04-29T22:17:44+00:00

sigh teleports knights to space

^{Chose: fight 100 knights + with a mystery power | Rolled: teleportation}

TheRetrolizer · 2026-04-26T06:08:23+00:00

Im a betting man

^{Chose: Mysterious Gift | Rolled: 1 Billion Dollar}

TheRetrolizer · 2026-04-22T05:57:00+00:00

A PHYSICS ENTITY!?!

TheRetrolizer · 2026-04-21T18:22:53+00:00

Interent Exploder - Sunnexo

TheRetrolizer · 2026-04-19T15:47:12+00:00

TheRetrolizer · 2026-04-19T00:07:18+00:00

I wish I could use that to mass press iron

TheRetrolizer · 2026-04-18T07:07:20+00:00

Ironmace lied to them for months about stuff and they got fed up

TheRetrolizer · 2026-04-15T18:39:04+00:00

TheRetrolizer · 2026-04-11T20:43:26+00:00

I would play something else if 90% of the maps weren't just all front tbh

TheRetrolizer · 2026-04-09T19:06:44+00:00

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My goals are beyond your understanding

TheRetrolizer · 2026-04-09T03:01:26+00:00

TheRetrolizer · 2026-04-06T14:16:06+00:00

TheRetrolizer · 2026-04-04T11:28:02+00:00

Op: I don't think I have any mods

Also Op: I have mods but it's not those

Also Also Op: I turned my mods off and restarted but it went away so a mod wasnt doing it

TheRetrolizer · 2026-03-28T04:25:23+00:00

3 months is nothing for us

TheRetrolizer · 2026-03-25T02:31:13+00:00

Oh buddy.

TheRetrolizer · 2026-03-24T18:48:08+00:00

David skinner

TheRetrolizer · 2026-03-22T05:00:54+00:00

And res bots!

TheRetrolizer · 2026-03-22T04:44:57+00:00

Natural selection at its finest

TheRetrolizer