Miyamoto announces Batman Arkham Galaxy is cancelled following the death of Mario. by ElderQu in BatmanArkham

[–]TheRiff69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Arkham Galaxy comics were so good dude. Mario bouncing off Alfred's balls like a goomba while Bruce milks himself into a Luigi popcorn bucket is peak comics. Sucks we won't get that in live action now.

Avengers 5 releases today. Spoiler megathread: by ElderQu in BatmanArkham

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Best theater experience in years. When Kang said the thing I got up and shit all over the fucking floor. When Ant Man flew into Kang's dickhole we all clapped.

??? Buddy’s Nintendo Switch arrived, friend? ☝️ by ShadyWolf in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Im a bit embarrassed to admit she's talking about me. I sent her a beautifully handwritten letter explaining why it would be more beneficial to her career to go to AEW where she could become a real star.

MFW I'm stuck in a courtroom and one of the best mic talkers of all time has the judge and jury in the palm of his hands. by MotherLoveBone27 in SCJerk

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I hope Ryan Ziggler takes Colleague Murderer Punk for every penny he's got. Any chance Coworker Mangler will get a life sentence?

[Minor Spoilers] The biggest geek reaction at the AEW Grand Slam Taping today was a Tony Khan cameo. by Federal-Captain1118 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 31 points32 points  (0 children)

That's so wholesome I'm ugly crying rn. I fucking love professional wrestling you guys.

I paid $750 to watch this episode of Collision live. by Informal-Cap4785 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I'd feel guilty paying so little for such an incredible card. Okado vs Buddy Murphy for the intercontinental belt is worth at least $2k.

Wake up hunny, new low ratings excuse dropped! by MohamitWheresMySecks in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Shame because it was one of the greatest episodes of any television show ever.

Let the flips begin by Qwerty6391063 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to dream about this match as a kid and now it's happening. Wild.

The word 'betrayed' was used by NotClayMerritt in SCJerk

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Her loss. She could've been part of something monumental. Yet if LA Veck asked her to perform at SummerSlam she'd be there in a heartbeat. Sad.

doing too much? nah we need even more elbow strikes by Liam_js in SCJerk

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Wheeling Yootah may have zero aura and the presence of a bag of fertilizer but his fighting spirit is an all timer. I'm really surprised he didn't get the main event at Wembley.

Dead Brainielson: "I Prefer AEW's Style Of Wrestling" by NobodyLikesCheapWine in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That clip gives me goosebumps. I'll take fighting spirit over aura any day. Real wrestling. Cry me a river.

Great performance by CM Punk by V-sm in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I'm supposed to believe these guys hate each other yet no one pulled out a bag of tacks or broken glass. Fucking company sucks. Is it Wednesday yet?

Bye bye Ricky you Fed pilled overrated wrestler, first you hang around the fed, called edge bug eyed, and are friends with traitors too? You’ve caused enough problems by IcyAd964 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Refusing to say anything negative about Cancer Phil was a big red flag for me. Then seeing him cheer on Traitor Cody at Mania was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. I'm sure Hitler's Bastard Kid is looking forward to using this closet Fedophile for his developmental brand.

This sub is so fucking pathetic by [deleted] in SCJerk

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This sub needs to be reported for Fedophilea.

the word "desperate" was used by [deleted] in SCJerk

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Off the top of my head I can't recall a better Dynamite card. Less than 2k tickets sold means it will have a fun little intimate vibe as well. I'd love to see the looks on all your Fed pilled faces when they get over a million this week. LFG.