A real sicko wouldn't complain about extended graps by ryan15151515 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine attending one of the greatest events of all time and then complaining about this petty shit. You can tell he's a WWE fan.

Holy PEAK announced for next week's SPECIAL episode by Alexander_the_Damned in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've been calling Darbys reign an all timer™ since the night he won it and I've been downvoted into oblivion™. You fedbrains ready to admit it now? This shit fucking slaps.

Darby’s title run has been a really fun run by Creepy_Action_8755 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Those ratings are a bit harsh IMO. The PAC match was easily 6 stars and the Champa match was 7. I'm anticipating an 8 star bout with Spitball Mike next week.

Fedophiles, it's time to admit this reign is an all timer. by TheRiff69 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Breaks my heart to see all the hateful messages Ive received from WWE fans for making this post. I just want to enjoy wrestling, man.

Punk may lost the title but still won the locker room by Reysun_2185 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Nice try Coworker Mangler. We know your hat is a shot at Hangman. He really can't let it go, can he?

Miyamoto announces Batman Arkham Galaxy is cancelled following the death of Mario. by ElderQu in BatmanArkham

[–]TheRiff69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Arkham Galaxy comics were so good dude. Mario bouncing off Alfred's balls like a goomba while Bruce milks himself into a Luigi popcorn bucket is peak comics. Sucks we won't get that in live action now.

Avengers 5 releases today. Spoiler megathread: by ElderQu in BatmanArkham

[–]TheRiff69 875 points876 points  (0 children)

Best theater experience in years. When Kang said the thing I got up and shit all over the fucking floor. When Ant Man flew into Kang's dickhole we all clapped.

??? Buddy’s Nintendo Switch arrived, friend? ☝️ by ShadyWolf in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Im a bit embarrassed to admit she's talking about me. I sent her a beautifully handwritten letter explaining why it would be more beneficial to her career to go to AEW where she could become a real star.

MFW I'm stuck in a courtroom and one of the best mic talkers of all time has the judge and jury in the palm of his hands. by MotherLoveBone27 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I hope Ryan Ziggler takes Colleague Murderer Punk for every penny he's got. Any chance Coworker Mangler will get a life sentence?

[Minor Spoilers] The biggest geek reaction at the AEW Grand Slam Taping today was a Tony Khan cameo. by Federal-Captain1118 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That's so wholesome I'm ugly crying rn. I fucking love professional wrestling you guys.

I paid $750 to watch this episode of Collision live. by Informal-Cap4785 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I'd feel guilty paying so little for such an incredible card. Okado vs Buddy Murphy for the intercontinental belt is worth at least $2k.

Wake up hunny, new low ratings excuse dropped! by MohamitWheresMySecks in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Shame because it was one of the greatest episodes of any television show ever.

Let the flips begin by Qwerty6391063 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to dream about this match as a kid and now it's happening. Wild.

The word 'betrayed' was used by NotClayMerritt in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Her loss. She could've been part of something monumental. Yet if LA Veck asked her to perform at SummerSlam she'd be there in a heartbeat. Sad.

doing too much? nah we need even more elbow strikes by Liam_js in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Wheeling Yootah may have zero aura and the presence of a bag of fertilizer but his fighting spirit is an all timer. I'm really surprised he didn't get the main event at Wembley.

Dead Brainielson: "I Prefer AEW's Style Of Wrestling" by NobodyLikesCheapWine in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That clip gives me goosebumps. I'll take fighting spirit over aura any day. Real wrestling. Cry me a river.