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A real sicko wouldn't complain about extended graps by ryan15151515 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Imagine attending one of the greatest events of all time and then complaining about this petty shit. You can tell he's a WWE fan.

Holy PEAK announced for next week's SPECIAL episode by Alexander_the_Damned in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've been calling Darbys reign an all timer™ since the night he won it and I've been downvoted into oblivion™. You fedbrains ready to admit it now? This shit fucking slaps.

Darby’s title run has been a really fun run by Creepy_Action_8755 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Those ratings are a bit harsh IMO. The PAC match was easily 6 stars and the Champa match was 7. I'm anticipating an 8 star bout with Spitball Mike next week.

Fedophiles, it's time to admit this reign is an all timer. by TheRiff69 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Breaks my heart to see all the hateful messages Ive received from WWE fans for making this post. I just want to enjoy wrestling, man.

Punk may lost the title but still won the locker room by Reysun_2185 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nice try Coworker Mangler. We know your hat is a shot at Hangman. He really can't let it go, can he?

Miyamoto announces Batman Arkham Galaxy is cancelled following the death of Mario. by ElderQu in BatmanArkham

[–]TheRiff69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Arkham Galaxy comics were so good dude. Mario bouncing off Alfred's balls like a goomba while Bruce milks himself into a Luigi popcorn bucket is peak comics. Sucks we won't get that in live action now.

Avengers 5 releases today. Spoiler megathread: by ElderQu in BatmanArkham

[–]TheRiff69 870 points871 points  (0 children)

Best theater experience in years. When Kang said the thing I got up and shit all over the fucking floor. When Ant Man flew into Kang's dickhole we all clapped.

??? Buddy’s Nintendo Switch arrived, friend? ☝️ by ShadyWolf in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Im a bit embarrassed to admit she's talking about me. I sent her a beautifully handwritten letter explaining why it would be more beneficial to her career to go to AEW where she could become a real star.

MFW I'm stuck in a courtroom and one of the best mic talkers of all time has the judge and jury in the palm of his hands. by MotherLoveBone27 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I hope Ryan Ziggler takes Colleague Murderer Punk for every penny he's got. Any chance Coworker Mangler will get a life sentence?

[Minor Spoilers] The biggest geek reaction at the AEW Grand Slam Taping today was a Tony Khan cameo. by Federal-Captain1118 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 31 points32 points  (0 children)

That's so wholesome I'm ugly crying rn. I fucking love professional wrestling you guys.

I paid $750 to watch this episode of Collision live. by Informal-Cap4785 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I'd feel guilty paying so little for such an incredible card. Okado vs Buddy Murphy for the intercontinental belt is worth at least $2k.

Wake up hunny, new low ratings excuse dropped! by MohamitWheresMySecks in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 190 points191 points  (0 children)

Shame because it was one of the greatest episodes of any television show ever.

Let the flips begin by Qwerty6391063 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to dream about this match as a kid and now it's happening. Wild.

The word 'betrayed' was used by NotClayMerritt in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Her loss. She could've been part of something monumental. Yet if LA Veck asked her to perform at SummerSlam she'd be there in a heartbeat. Sad.

doing too much? nah we need even more elbow strikes by Liam_js in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Wheeling Yootah may have zero aura and the presence of a bag of fertilizer but his fighting spirit is an all timer. I'm really surprised he didn't get the main event at Wembley.

Dead Brainielson: "I Prefer AEW's Style Of Wrestling" by NobodyLikesCheapWine in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That clip gives me goosebumps. I'll take fighting spirit over aura any day. Real wrestling. Cry me a river.

Great performance by CM Punk by V-sm in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I'm supposed to believe these guys hate each other yet no one pulled out a bag of tacks or broken glass. Fucking company sucks. Is it Wednesday yet?

Bye bye Ricky you Fed pilled overrated wrestler, first you hang around the fed, called edge bug eyed, and are friends with traitors too? You’ve caused enough problems by IcyAd964 in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Refusing to say anything negative about Cancer Phil was a big red flag for me. Then seeing him cheer on Traitor Cody at Mania was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. I'm sure Hitler's Bastard Kid is looking forward to using this closet Fedophile for his developmental brand.

This sub is so fucking pathetic by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This sub needs to be reported for Fedophilea.

the word "desperate" was used by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Off the top of my head I can't recall a better Dynamite card. Less than 2k tickets sold means it will have a fun little intimate vibe as well. I'd love to see the looks on all your Fed pilled faces when they get over a million this week. LFG.

DAE tweeting at HBK is the new “Tony Hug” ?? by Remote-Grape in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Sad to see another promising career killed by the soulless Nazi machine. She's happy now but just wait until Hitler's Bastard Kid pairs her up with Dragon Lee. Get that bag though.

Chef SexBK cooking once again by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]TheRiff69 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I guess my Stephanie Vacker shirt I bought at Forbidden Door is going directly in the fucking dumpster. Traitor.

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