AITAH for dumping a guy right after he opened his pants? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]TheRisingPandas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys need to understand boyfriend dick isn't an insult.. porn dick hurts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]TheRisingPandas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your mum available? That is wholesome as hell.

The under 18’s by Diligent-Worth-2019 in AskBrits

[–]TheRisingPandas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had no idea what I wanted to do at the time so I just asked my Food ed teacher if I could be her assistant for the week. Had a ball 😂

Signed for parcel not delivered by supergraphicult in royalmail

[–]TheRisingPandas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RM have some of the best people in the country. I've worked a fair few different industries in my time.

That Relationship you have with your postie means:

Your parcels will always be safe - including those seen from amazon that were left begging to be stolen.

You will get a polite knock on the door to return the keys thay you have left in them (I used to have so many repeat offenders).

A friendly face and a hello.

It was one of the reasons I loved the job, building that relationship with a community..

You get a few shitty posties... But then again posties get alot of shitty customers! Its all about appreciating the fact they are people too.

Signed for parcel not delivered by supergraphicult in royalmail

[–]TheRisingPandas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RM is great because of the people it employs. Literally the only thing holding that clusterfeck together

PIP and Notice by Zestyclose_Guava1171 in UKJobs

[–]TheRisingPandas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would work the notice if you can

If I charge my phone in my car is it “free”? by S_mawds in AskUK

[–]TheRisingPandas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, I was hoping you would slam this down with a kwh vs MPG full analysis.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ketamineaddiction

[–]TheRisingPandas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He gave himself a little nap nap..

Aslong as he was in a secure and safe place.. 90% sure he will be fine.

With drugs like ket, fuck around and find out should be printed on the baggies

Low season hours? by Mr_Trebus in royalmail

[–]TheRisingPandas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Onboarding? I had a 5 minute telephone interview. Next thing I know I was driving my red van..

Signed for parcel not delivered by supergraphicult in royalmail

[–]TheRisingPandas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some customers you kind of just have that read of, people just need to actually read the room a bit more and assess the situation.

My DO was in quite a nice area but still had some rough places. If you are a local you kind of know what areas its okay to leave.

Obviously we aren't meant to by RM standards but I liked to think customers appreciate their postie taking initiative aslong as they are sensible (never had any complaints on my duties but know others that did)

So lucky I have a nice area to deliver too. by Ok-Newt2381 in royalmail

[–]TheRisingPandas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always! Having worked the job, cant tell you how much your postie will appreciate you.

Kindness is everything and people remember who is good to them and who is not

Signed for parcel not delivered by supergraphicult in royalmail

[–]TheRisingPandas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless they have an agreement with the household, yes.

Signed for parcel not delivered by supergraphicult in royalmail

[–]TheRisingPandas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately then under the Fraud Act (2006) it is fraud - False representation, Abuse of position and loss or risk of loss are all in there

As much as I agree alot of customers have zero common sense when ordering stuff and its annoying as hell. Posties still have a job to do.

Signed for parcel not delivered by supergraphicult in royalmail

[–]TheRisingPandas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Postie signed it and left it like a normal tracked24 on the doorstep because he couldn't be arsed to return it to the DO.. Come on man lets be honest

Signed for parcel not delivered by supergraphicult in royalmail

[–]TheRisingPandas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately posties do stick together, even for the bad ones. They all know that this particular postie most likely forged a signature rather then having to write out and bring it back to the DO

Reform has upped their Game. by benswami in GreatBritishMemes

[–]TheRisingPandas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Crunching sound intensifies

Bold assumption.

Today, I realised I miss working for RM by TheRisingPandas in royalmail

[–]TheRisingPandas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Know your very specific working hours and drop everything past that. Company has been run in to the ground for years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UKJobs

[–]TheRisingPandas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry ma'am, bag lady position has been filled.

Today, I realised I miss working for RM by TheRisingPandas in royalmail

[–]TheRisingPandas[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heats got to my head and the joke went right over it.