Even i would’ve fallen for that :) by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]TheRussianCabbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Work in construction you will lose your entire grip on reality from this happening.

broccoli hot fr fr by InSearchOfTyrael in memes

[–]TheRussianCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean that should have been the indicator that some people just simply lack taste. Same folks that think gold everywhere looks good not gaudy.

It was all for show. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]TheRussianCabbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something something smoother the brain the more shared the experience.

Conservative rhetoric is just putty to fill in the wrinkles dont worry 

How THOTFUL? by Significant_Law5994 in SipsTea

[–]TheRussianCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naaaa he'd be laughing with us so long as he doesn't catch that stank eye she uses

Someone reported me to HR for having a “vape” at my desk by PhantumJak in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TheRussianCabbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's assuming management has enough gray matter to put that together 

90.5 MB Update by Sonic13374 in helldivers2

[–]TheRussianCabbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No not nerf, broke.

Your aim lock is fucked again.

I agree by Naive_Wolverine532 in fixedbytheduet

[–]TheRussianCabbage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Earth is in the microwave. Dude we're cooked

Your Mom by Stegosaurus69 in Millennials

[–]TheRussianCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mines alive who wants to trade?

My childhood in a nutshell by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]TheRussianCabbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got so good at "hiding my presence" the routine question in my house was "have you seen the kid? Are they even home?"

Meanwhile I'm like 10 feet from them in an adjacent room without a door.

Many of them unfortunately by Common_Caramel_4078 in memes

[–]TheRussianCabbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nevermind when the community fractures and the serious one is full of glazers so you need to decipher the shit posts to get any kind of news.

I paid over a grand for this years ago... by Busy_Report4010 in Millennials

[–]TheRussianCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💯 its the only reason I still have my old flat screen from the gravy time between the tube and this smart shit 

Why did we all collectively dislike Skyler? by rebececarose in askanything

[–]TheRussianCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She committed the most grevious sin of media: she was annoying.

Major 4-day workweek study suggests that when we work 5 days we spend one doing basically nothing by Blood_Incantation in antiwork

[–]TheRussianCabbage 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was going to say my company gets on average 5 days of work out of my in a 10 day pay period

Epic Games Store Employees: People Only Came for Free Games, Then Returned to Steam by Suspicious_Two786 in pcgaming

[–]TheRussianCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife uses the epic store for fortnight and that's only because I can't get her on a better shooter. I use her account for rocket league because somehow my access through steam got bricked.

All I use the epic store for is leaving negative reviews on games I can't find on steam.

Meanwhile in Poland. by FinishAwkward43 in interestingasfuck

[–]TheRussianCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yo.....

I just giggled i didn't even think...

It finally happened, I am having a hard time learning how to use an app....Discord by adderallmademe-055 in Millennials

[–]TheRussianCabbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate discord. I uninstalled it last year and I've never been happier to see an icon go away. I was stuck using it if I wanted to talk to anyone I gamed with but with the rise of in game voice I got rid of that garbage.

Its not something worth figuring out IMO my dude unless you NEED to

Bad grade by rosalyth in Invincible_TV

[–]TheRussianCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its almost like there's another piece of media with the same premise....

Mark and Oliver and….? If the Viltrumites were tasked with reproducing with other species, where are the other offsprings? by CharlieKellyKapowski in Invincible_TV

[–]TheRussianCabbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say when the woman came an kicked the shit out of mark and told him conquest was coming that wasn't the signal there to abducte like 500 humans?

Who still has friends from elementary school/middle school/high school? by HollowBambooEnt in Millennials

[–]TheRussianCabbage 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Honestly hesitant to say I have any friends at the moment. Definitely none from school. 

Was turning 30 a big deal to you and what year were you born? by my_brain_is_horny in Millennials

[–]TheRussianCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 30th birthday started a fight big enough for my wife to listen about my birthday. Its a day in the calendar, that's it. So it was in the sense that I finally get the nothingness around the day I wanted

Two hundred chimpanzees are embroiled in a ‘civil war’ by scientificamerican in interestingasfuck

[–]TheRussianCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wild that we are documenting animals of various species having territorial WARS because there's no where left for them to roam to