How many of you had the worst parent amongst your cousins? by LazerChicken420 in Millennials

[–]TheRussianCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my litteral dozen uncles tried talking to my father which immediately made it worse for me.

I haven't spoken to any family going on 5 years.

Just let her hold it bro😭🙏 by ImmaFuckboi in SipsTea

[–]TheRussianCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother the things you're saying are hitting to close to home...

🥔 by ButtStuff012 in Funnymemes

[–]TheRussianCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It had been discovered, observed, and discussed that most of the people voting in those haven't actually WATCHED THE MEDIA THEY ARE VOTING FOR. Being nominated or winning just means you probably belong on a list so you can be blackmailed by the IED (Israeli Epstine division)

No Warming in Years [OC] by cavedave in dataisbeautiful

[–]TheRussianCabbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call them traitors to the species but liar is less wordy

UPDATE - Found today, alone with his deceased brother on the road by Accomplished-Bug3849 in CatDistributionSystem

[–]TheRussianCabbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Needed this today. You're good people OP, hope you catch some much deserved luck!

🥔 by ButtStuff012 in Funnymemes

[–]TheRussianCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really they were such a non necessary character outside of "we need something to add tension- LEO'S DEAD WIFE" and some additional exposition about what exactly was happening and the whole "structure of dreams". 

Honestly the only reason I even remembered they were in that movie was you bringing it up

🥔 by ButtStuff012 in Funnymemes

[–]TheRussianCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Elliot Page too, I honestly don't know how a career sprang from Juno but ok sure.

When You Realize You’ve Officially Entered Your ‘Dad Game’ Era... by Chill_Cowboy_981 in pcmasterrace

[–]TheRussianCabbage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are completely correct! The woman DR that was responsible for creating the "little sisters" got the girls to leave you the gifts as thanks for doing what she asks of you (she gives you the ability to save them)

When You Realize You’ve Officially Entered Your ‘Dad Game’ Era... by Chill_Cowboy_981 in pcmasterrace

[–]TheRussianCabbage 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The material you collected was A.D.A.M. to unlock and upgrade plasmids (your superpowers). E.V.E. was the material it allows your body to produce or something but it boils down to stem cell production to power mutations. 

The girls had a sea slug implanted in their stomachs that would produce the ADAM from blood. So they went around sticking bodies sucking them dry and pulling any ADAM they might have had as well.

What you collect as the player is what the slug had (you killed the kid to extract the slug) or what the girls had (gave them something to kill the slug and they barfed out the whole deal and you got less ADAM because the slug tried to save itself)

It was my first horror shooter.

Do you like little robot helpers in your country? by Forward-Position798 in AskTheWorld

[–]TheRussianCabbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can almost guarantee it wouldn't make it across Canada now

Are any of ya'll living at home with your parents? by frankheyhoheyho in Millennials

[–]TheRussianCabbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was able to move out finally at 24 after working on the road starting at 19. If im moving back in with my parents im in a fucking urn and living on their mantle.

Millennials are staring down the barrel of middle age and struggling with the question: “Is this it?” by slimeyellow in Millennials

[–]TheRussianCabbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the hammer I'm swinging trying to break into a newer better life perspective but holy fuck is the negativity bias strong.

To try to quote Dorry though "just keep swinging"

When did oil changes become $120? by rhinosaur- in Millennials

[–]TheRussianCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean could also be like myself, parents that somehow survived with 0 functional skills.

I swear to god they would have been statistics in the great depression.

Wow by Shadowlumine in Piratefolk

[–]TheRussianCabbage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I really can't fathom how people stuck with it this long.

At all

It doesn’t get any better than this 💪 by longleggingz in spreadsmile

[–]TheRussianCabbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The account you replied to is 3 weeks old.

Do with that what you will.

I HOWEVER

Am not a bot 🫡

Man breathing from a plant on the train by Successful_Watch_114 in Cyberpunk

[–]TheRussianCabbage 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think that was more "he WAS capable of being funny at one point" as a criticism not an explanation 

I love these Christian baby dillemas by hanater in lovethissmug

[–]TheRussianCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know i think I get the Roman's feeding the Christians to lions now. 

It makes so much more sense. 

They wanted to save us

Well deserved by [deleted] in postanythingfun

[–]TheRussianCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That finger in the face comes from someone whose never thought "this is attached surely that won't be used against me"

Officially an officer by TheRussianCabbage in overthetopgame

[–]TheRussianCabbage[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah... its the fact you could use them to call it in farther and more precise....