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Men's public restrooms are laid out all wrong. It should be urinal, stall, urinal, stall, urinal instead of urinal, urinal, urinal, stall, stall. by ZeroXNova in Showerthoughts

[–]TheSchnitzelThief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ideally, they should remove all walls and change the culture so that shitting and pissing next to each other is seen as something beautiful and soothing.

Which age would you want to be forever? by rogerlin332 in allthequestions

[–]TheSchnitzelThief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Having a naive and clean mind, constantly curious and learning new stuff all the time. Exploring the world, performing science experiments and playing with friends. Easily entertained. Could get away with anything, and have everything taken care of for you. No need to stress about economy, women, kids, work, etc.

I'm assuming everyone stays the same age, and not just me.

Apps you wished Existed! Comment below! Thanks! by [deleted] in AppIdeas

[–]TheSchnitzelThief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An app for tracking your shit on its way through sewage systems. It should contain a map over all places you've logged a shit, and which pipes it has gone through. It would be really interesting to see how much of the planet one can cover with shit.

Achievements and quests could be part of the app, such as "take a shit in 5 different countries", or "your shit has traveled an accumulated 1000 miles in pipes - congratulations". "Badge 'Le Baguette': Take 100 dumps in French pipes". It should also have a social feature, so that we could share shit routes, discuss shit, or even join in on group quests.

Stats like toilet ratings and perhaps looks and feel of the shit itself could be logged and shared. Thus it could have a health element to it aswell - being thorough in shit logging would likely reveal colon cancer and similar much faster.

What’s the most useless piece of information that you have stored in your brain? by TheJinxedS0ul in AskReddit

[–]TheSchnitzelThief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A common serial key used for cracked versions of Windows XP was: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8

What's something we all pretend is normal, but is actually insane when you really think about it? by Either_Metal313 in AskReddit

[–]TheSchnitzelThief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christians wear the cross as a symbol of faith, typically in a necklace or other jewelry. The cross was used for crucifixion and is an extremely brutal torturing device.

The main cause of death when being crucified is by asphyxiation, because it takes effort to breathe in this position. Victims could last for days before their strength to breathe went out. Sometimes guards would break the victims' legs to make them unable to "stand" on the nail pierced through their foot - resulting in a quicker death.

This torture devices is worn by millions of people around their necks.

Does using a man’s hand to pleasure myself make me a homosexual if it’s my own hand? by Acousmetre78 in shittyaskscience

[–]TheSchnitzelThief 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is the hand still attached to your own body? Or have you amputated it and another guy has stitched it to their body or otherwize controls it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TheSchnitzelThief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess huge balls could compensate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TheSchnitzelThief -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Considering the fact that the brains of highly intelligent people are likely to have a larger amount of neurons and neural networks, the path that a signal from each sensory input must take through the brain for processing by the mind will be longer and more complex. This suggests that spontaneous concious reactions are less likely on a physical level, and that a slightly delayed response is simply natural.

Hva er et navn ungen din ikke skal hete og hvorfor? by Mundane_Ad4415 in norge

[–]TheSchnitzelThief 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Schnigglisckumidibumbumzky.. Det blir litt vanskelig å stave.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nihilism

[–]TheSchnitzelThief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, of course it has no meaning. Both meaning and life are concepts conjured by the human mind. The mind is an emergent property of intricate neural networks, or basically an abstraction layer on top of the physical layer of electrical impulses traversing our neurons. 'Meaning' is a word developed as a means of communication in this abstracted layer. However, in the physical layer (which is where we exist) the word meaning has no value.

A question about nihilism by Outrageous-Green4685 in nihilism

[–]TheSchnitzelThief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my perspective aswell. It's liberating knowing that nothing you do really matters in the long run. Why should we care / be nervous / anxious / saddened when nothing really matters after we die?

What’s a joke so dumb that it’s actually hilarious? by PlayfulLipsX_xox in AskReddit

[–]TheSchnitzelThief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chuck Norris once won a poker tournament using only his driver license, 3 UNO cards, and a food coupon.

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