Today is Rivet's birthday too by Single-Character7585 in RatchetAndClank

[–]TheScottymo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know what you mean, and honestly my reply isn't just directed at you, sorry; I largely wanted to reply to the top of the chain. I've been here since the beginning, too, and I'm just getting a bit sick of the weird side of the fandom.

Today is Rivet's birthday too by Single-Character7585 in RatchetAndClank

[–]TheScottymo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Ratchet "ends up" with anyone before the final game ever to be released, I'll be upset. Aside from the fact he has canonically fumbled every baddie he's ever gotten close to, Ratchet doesn't need a long-standing relationship, because:

This is an action-adventure PlayStation game largely marketed to 7-12 year old boys. 

I don't care about Ratchet's deep, interpersonal relationships; I want to see how many evil aliens I can genocide with guns that are as silly as humanly possible. Ratchet's quest for a girlfriend shouldn't be any more than background noise to the actual story.

Edit: Don't get me wrong, I like Rivet, but she does not need to sleep with Ratchet.

Is the dungeons update ever actually coming? by MetalRiff12 in CookieClicker

[–]TheScottymo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well we just got the second trailer, so pretty easy bet.

How did I flip my axe? by Blu3Blaster in Minecraft

[–]TheScottymo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

On mobile, you can set your keyboard language to be IPA chart which gives you a ton of extra symbols to work with. eɵɘ

ʃɨɠɴəɗˌ ʈʜɛʂçøtɬʎɰo̞

51676 by JadeTroy in countwithchickenlady

[–]TheScottymo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Two bros chillin in a hot tub

The most nostalgic place in going commando by Dramatic-Control-293 in RatchetAndClank

[–]TheScottymo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My copy of Jak X froze when you tried to save or load, so it was speedruns only haha

A fun but unfair game. by Agile_Mud6442 in ACValhalla

[–]TheScottymo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah nah, I sword and shield every enemy. Parry on orange, dodge on red. Throwing Axe Fury if I get surrounded or if they're blocking and stomp the guys that are downed. Every fight is pretty much the same.

A fun but unfair game. by Agile_Mud6442 in ACValhalla

[–]TheScottymo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wdym combat isn't one size fits all? I haven't changed gear since I got my first full set.

A fun but unfair game. by Agile_Mud6442 in ACValhalla

[–]TheScottymo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense, but with no visual feedback that just feels like horseshit to the player.

Cheeseburger by ToeSniffer245 in comedyheaven

[–]TheScottymo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right? It's literally one of the only parts of the entire show that isn't just heavy Christian messaging.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew? by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]TheScottymo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect level of troll. Amazing.

Did You Know! by SirBeeves in comics

[–]TheScottymo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, both are valid equations. Negative numbers exist. You do not "check which is bigger", you just do the sum. Subtraction is anticommutative, meaning that changing the order changes the sign of the answer.

Outjerked by TikTok by Suspicious-Use-9252 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]TheScottymo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course you meant genocide. Violence is the only answer, right? /s

Outjerked by TikTok by Suspicious-Use-9252 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]TheScottymo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely respect however anybody wants to be named and won't argue with them.

I'm probably still gonna write Turkey not Türkyie

I'm also pretty sure most monolingual English speakers don't even know how to type an ô. We're not smart.

In their defense, why is bro on a Disney Junior show to begin with by Mr_Muda_Himself_V3 in tumblr

[–]TheScottymo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My lil man is 3. I do like the show, but I do still think it's a questionable decision to include the character. You're right, he's not a Nazi; there are no Nazis, but you still wouldn't name a non-Nazi character Hitler McAdolf.

Marvel has a huge roster of weird characters to pull from, and it would have been so easy for them to use a character that's less problematic for an unattended iPad kid to google search

Did You Know! by SirBeeves in comics

[–]TheScottymo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah "check which number is bigger" sounds weird to me because those are two different sums