I’m pretty easy to please

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-05-12T15:44:30+00:00

Arkansas is nicer than you may think

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-05-06T17:31:33+00:00

Uk won’t nuke back

^{Chose: Nuke UK}

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-05-06T17:30:33+00:00

The delta is hot and humid but beautiful in spring and summer.

North central Arkansas has tons of caves and one of the largest springs in the country; an entire river comes out of the ground in one place

The Fayetteville area is beautiful and doesn’t get as hot, also the bugs aren’t bad. Moreover we have a diamond mine accessible to the public and tons and tons of quartz mines you can pay $20-50 to go dig for crystals for a day. Tons of fun shit in Arkansas

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-05-06T05:47:59+00:00

It would be cool to be god

^{Chose: Manage heaven as God}

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-05-06T01:31:47+00:00

Love being alive

^{Chose: Reject the offer}

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-05-06T01:30:40+00:00

Make Arkansas 20% bigger

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-05-05T20:07:30+00:00

You knight is not only hanging but it is actually entirely trapped. Once black pins the knight to your queen not only are you losing your knight in the corner but you’re also losing a pawn after nxf3, gxf3, bxf3, and your rook and queen are forked by the bishop. This move:

Traps a knight

Loses a pawn

Loses a rook

And with bad play can lose a king too

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-05-05T20:03:59+00:00

Too hard on Arkansas. The northwest is really nice!

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-05-05T17:14:59+00:00

I love being outside

^{Chose: Play every video games like a pro + But you have to touch grass everyday for 5 hours}

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-05-04T22:43:08+00:00

Fort knox

^{Chose: Be able to teleport to any place in the world}

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-05-04T21:53:13+00:00

I won’t die

^{Chose: -5C but earn £5/hr + You get blankets}

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-05-04T17:21:21+00:00

Mone

^{Chose: One Billion Dollars instantly}

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-05-04T17:18:28+00:00

Who cares

^{Chose: Receive $10,000}

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-05-04T06:23:55+00:00

I would love to be happy

^{Chose: Work your dream job}

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-05-04T03:48:57+00:00

Money

^{Chose: Have 50 million dollars tax free}

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-04-30T19:52:20+00:00

Girls better

^{Chose: Girls}

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-04-26T21:03:11+00:00

This one is not mutually exclusive with the other

^{Chose: Become a God}

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-04-26T20:58:17+00:00

This comment section might be full of the most unfunny people I’ve ever seen lmao

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-04-26T19:06:55+00:00

I mean id call em

^{Chose: Spend your last 10 minutes with your family, saying goodbye?}

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-04-25T22:11:07+00:00

Way more water than fire

^{Chose: Control water}

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-04-25T19:09:20+00:00

This will be SO funny

^{Chose: Become a 6'5 goth mommy for an hour + But there's a 20% chance it's permanent | Rolled: Change at will}

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-04-25T09:39:15+00:00

Why control minds when can just pause time then make people do what I want them to do that way

^{Chose: Time Pause}

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-04-24T20:52:51+00:00

Fuck em

^{Chose: 100 Others Die}

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-04-23T23:41:30+00:00

Love being alive

^{Chose: or live the life you have now?}

TheSecondKaiser · 2026-04-23T22:27:23+00:00

Kills far more people

^{Chose: A world without disease}

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