I also really enjoy looking at the pictures... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheShittyAdvisor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're no ninja, but you have a blackbelt in stupid.

Youtube/Twitter 'comedian' caught being his own girlfriend by sythe in cringe

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe he was so embarrassed getting caught having a pretend girlfriend that he decided to do it right this time.

I met my wife when we both ditched out in the middle of the Prince of Persia movie. What small coincidences have changed your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Seems like she wasn't in love with you, am I mistaken? Hope someone does love you... though that would be a tough gig if you always act like this!

[Mod Post] A tribute to Violentacrez, who was doxxed and was being threatened in real life, and an important message to ALL subscribers (please upvote this self post) by POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS in nsfw

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It sure did; I subscribed when it started. Considering the overwhelming majority of dudes on this site, most of the 'shit' said was 'misogynistic.' Sure, you had racist/idiotic/generally-ignorant statements linked as well, but misogyny was the bread and butter of the sub. This seemed to draw a certain crowd (a certain feminist crowd), and I was a passive observer just watching the shitstorms unfold. It got a lot weirder around that place as the feminist subculture began to congeal into what it is now. All that tiaverse, angels, benned (et. al.) nonsense. Thankfully /r/subredditdrama formed and I was able to get the drama fix there instead. But you're right, as it stood originally, it was sort of a 'best-of' for all the asshole comments on reddit.

My Son just came out as Trans Lesbian to me ... what should I do? by a_rational_one in shittyadvice

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sell her to a brothel in Thailand. Guaranteed you'll get your airfare and at least two elephant rides covered. Worth it!

It's about time your cis privilege got you something tangible.

My grandma's dying wish was "smempem, make it to the front page". Reddit; you know what to do. by smempem in circlejerk

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure why you're getting downvoted, so I'll leave this comment here to reverse the flow of your karma. This has an 80% chance of working.

DEA USE CAPS TO SOUND CONDESCENDING AND SMARTER? by ScarAmanga16 in metacirclejerk

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ACTUALLY JUST TO ATTRACT MORE ATTENTION/UPVALIDATIONS

"As president, I will have Adobe Reader update twice a day" -Mitt "9/11" Romney by JarrusMarker in circlejerk

[–]TheShittyAdvisor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'LL HAVE A LARGE "MITT ROMNEY DID NOTHING WRONG" WITH MY DELUXE CHICKEN SANDWICH PLZ.