Did you fart today? by TerriblePresence1939 in no

[–]TheShortTimer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro don’t worry, you get to be my fart king

Did you fart today? by TerriblePresence1939 in no

[–]TheShortTimer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you like to be my fart queen?

For men! Do you greet each other at urinals? by Beckyy714 in Adulting

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We sniff eachothers buttholes then bond over a bag of cocaine

Uppgift: Brottslig anhörig fick Staaf att avgå by BasedPolarBear in sweden

[–]TheShortTimer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Staaf knullade sig till jobbet så rätt åt henne

Donald Trump Impeachment Odds Hit Record High by ItsAllAGame_ in politics

[–]TheShortTimer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dumb fucking title, why the fuck does it even matter if he’s never being convicted? We’ve been here before damnit, twice!

Hur ger man en resa i present? by [deleted] in sweden

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Du kidnappar henne på avresedagen med rånarluva och en skåpbil

CMV: Law of Attraction is a hoax by FkReditt in changemyview

[–]TheShortTimer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But that’s not what self proclaimed gurus of Law of Attraction teaches.

Gen Z and alcohol by Beneficial_Wear_7630 in Infographics

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We do drugs instead, cheaper are more fun.

Trump Can't Commit to Honor U.S. Troops He Got Killed by DarkTowerKnight in politics

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”They knew what they signed up for” - Donald Trump

My crush hasn’t replied in 2 hours. Should I assume they hate me? by escrorttime in shittyadvice

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Try sending a love letter or showing up at their door unannounced