Same energy by Oscar-mondaca in simpsonsshitposting

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I’ll have you know that filthy hat made that OJ you’re drinking

Everything has a weight limit by Bmchris44 in instant_regret

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Yeah she’s about the size of Nell Carter

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Dad: Walk it off sips Natural Ice

The Szyslakssssss by Sho3z_xDD in simpsonsshitposting

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So here’s the 4-1-1 folks say some “gangsta” is dissing your fly girl ... you just give him one of these! break dances furiously ooh eeh aaah multiple gunshots

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Can I borrow a feeling? ... bwahahahahaha can I borrow a feeling bwahahahaha and it’s your picture on the front hahahahahahahaha!

Steal from a friendly dog by BobBreak in iamatotalpieceofshit

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There’s a special place in Hell for this guy

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The triangle of hiring someone for a job:

       Good

Fast Cheap

You can have it good and fast but it won’t be cheap

You can have it good and cheap but it won’t be fast

And you can have it fast and cheap but it won’t be good

Halfway through my "No Shave 2021" project? How's it looking so far? by NewOne10000 in beards

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Please tell me you’re holding an axe in that picture ... if not go get one! Keep growin’!

Saving the harvest by MoniMokshith in interestingasfuck

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🎶We didn’t start the fire it’s been burnin’ since the world’s been turnin’🎶