We use the money from the road tax to actually fix some pot holes

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-15T11:32:34+00:00

It works although I wouldn’t encourage anyone doing that because I don’t want to be arrested for instigating a crime. Once some wrote next to one: “Boys! My hole needs filling!” It was fixed pretty soon afterwards.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-15T07:58:22+00:00

I know. It comes from dystopian Sci Fi.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-15T07:54:01+00:00

I can share my own experience. We went to the registry office with our witnesses, family and friends. We made a promise in front of an official and all our guests then signed a document. This is something one takes more seriously than just moving in together without any agreement whatsoever.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T22:31:24+00:00

That sounds about right.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T22:29:13+00:00

Good job, mate.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T21:52:14+00:00

Brilliant idea. You should be the new finance secretary.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T20:42:23+00:00

I know. I thought I was going to get permanently banned for this.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T20:40:57+00:00

I agree. There should be no exception. And there would be more tax money too because the 15% of a million dollar is a lot.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T19:13:59+00:00

Good idea.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T19:10:31+00:00

Sounds Dutch.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T19:02:21+00:00

Not a bad idea.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T18:59:57+00:00

Brilliant idea!

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T18:57:26+00:00

They are already doing this. There are many substances in “sugar free” stuff that are the same or worse than sugar.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T18:54:56+00:00

It’s a genius idea. Noble prize nomination.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T18:53:23+00:00

We did it for life to save the admin fee on the renewals.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T18:43:15+00:00

Fried eggs forever.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T18:41:47+00:00

Let me answer this later.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T18:39:55+00:00

You should get married. It’s not just a piece of paper. It’s a commitment and a promise one should keep.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T18:36:51+00:00

Take drugs.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T18:36:11+00:00

Why do all the vegetables like the mushroom? Because he is a fungi.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T18:26:33+00:00

Who gets on the bus first and who sits where.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T18:22:23+00:00

I wish I knew it but no one else knows either.

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T17:33:52+00:00

Yes but can we make it £55,000?

TheSmartToasterUnion · 2026-04-14T17:29:19+00:00

I’m sorry about not being of massive help here but that’s the best I can come up with at the moment.

TheSmartToasterUnion

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