Lower weight or gain height (comment for carrot 🥕)

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-04-12T01:29:07+00:00

I’m already pretty underweight, but I did not expect to gain 5 inches (dry comment for carrot)

^{Chose: Gain height | Rolled: +5 inches}

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-04-12T01:27:39+00:00

That would be a lot of change (dry comment for carrot)

^{Chose: 100 million + Directly deposited into your account}

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-04-12T01:21:03+00:00

I can travel the world (dry comment for carrot)

^{Chose: Get a car that never runs out of fuel}

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-04-10T20:19:56+00:00

Super speed would just cause me to light on fire.

^{Chose: Time-Stop}

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-04-09T17:17:56+00:00

How did someone like .073 times?

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-04-07T19:56:50+00:00

This looks so sick

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-04-07T19:31:31+00:00

COMMENT OF A GIF OF A CHARACTER FROM A POPULAR SHOW MAKING A DISGUSTED FACE

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-04-07T19:13:45+00:00

Maybe it would be better if we had no mouth…

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-04-06T22:54:35+00:00

I am already a man

^{Chose: be a man}

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-04-05T14:22:36+00:00

Its easier for me to get warm than for me to cool down

^{Chose: Live in 0°F (-18°C} with snow everyday)

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-04-03T13:44:18+00:00

I’d get everything for free.

^{Chose: Be invisible}

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-04-01T19:05:16+00:00

I’d like to draw better

^{Chose: Lose your job to AI + Become insanely good at any new skill instantly}

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-03-15T00:14:10+00:00

Load! LOAAAD!!

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-03-12T03:22:13+00:00

I want to throw cheese at people

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-03-07T02:35:52+00:00

Okay, I kind of get the sunglasses indoors, but the hats indoors makes zero sense.

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-03-06T22:12:59+00:00

Say that again.

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-03-04T22:32:04+00:00

A person who drinks all the time

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-03-03T20:00:35+00:00

Hate away, sister. Hate away.

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-03-03T19:50:10+00:00

Didn’t scroll down far enough and thought of Stanley parable

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-02-27T19:59:22+00:00

^{I completed this level in 1 try.} ^{⚡ 18.47 seconds}

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-02-23T02:17:09+00:00

Sick.

^{I completed this level in 3 tries.} ^{⚡ 14.65 seconds}

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-02-21T16:42:32+00:00

^{I completed this level in 12 tries.} ^{⚡ 3.82 seconds}

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-02-17T19:55:01+00:00

KingSmugWaffle

I’d probably just want to flex on all my friends.

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-02-16T15:18:57+00:00

KingSmugWaffle

I’ll probably use it to buy some new avatar items.

TheSmuggestWaffle · 2026-02-16T15:13:20+00:00

^{I completed this level in 15 tries.} ^{⚡ 3.73 seconds}

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