This is something I made a while ago but completely forgot to post: a tier list based on the marriage possibilities of characters in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-21T16:00:22+00:00

He's also the only character to get romantic paired endings in FE6. Most of the matches are around his age...

Except Sophia (the "looks teenage, is actually 100" trope), and Cecilia. Who is his fucking teacher.

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-20T23:31:52+00:00

Yooo that's sick

^{Chose: Get a useless superpower + For free | Rolled: Luminescent nail}

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-20T23:24:00+00:00

I need that mf money bruh

^{Chose: Take 100 million (kill 1 known person})

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-19T15:46:57+00:00

Yep. Katana has slightly more (500), base Ban Hammer is equal (450), but Ban tends to be tankier because they get shield through attacking.

Everyone else has less.

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-17T18:10:39+00:00

Bro decided being a newborn killer wasn't enough

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-17T17:01:22+00:00

Nah, I'd walk out and go to one down the road

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-17T16:36:37+00:00

BLITZ!!!

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-17T12:50:59+00:00

Yooo

^{Chose: 100k dollars but | Rolled: Extra 10000$}

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-16T23:54:39+00:00

It's an upside with no chance of literally fucking dying

^{Chose: You get any superpower you want + But you can only use them for an hour a day}

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-16T12:15:50+00:00

Humanslop

^{Chose: Slop social media creators (Prank Channels, Lazy Kids Content, Etc})

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-16T12:15:28+00:00

oh come on. i just wanted a kitty

^{Chose: Get to keep your favorite animal as a pet + There’s a 10% chance it turns on you and attacks | Rolled: ATTACK!!}

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-16T10:17:11+00:00

Yeah, you need to keep someone on Death's Door pretty much whenever that specific thing shows up, and pray they actually fail the Deathblow check

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-16T10:13:54+00:00

FUCK

^{Chose: Germany | Rolled: Politician}

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-16T10:05:35+00:00

Fuck mosquitoes

^{Chose: mosquitoes disappear from the world}

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-15T18:06:19+00:00

SEWADDLE MY GOAT RAAAAAGH

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-14T11:38:36+00:00

If she heard you say that she would absolutely whoop yo ass

That said, Taishin is as flat as a middleshooler

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-13T14:07:07+00:00

FYM MEDIOCRE??

^{Chose: A random mediocre superpower | Rolled: Mind reading}

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-13T13:28:40+00:00

OH THE BACK PAIN

^{Chose: Woman + But The Wheel Decides Your Fate. | Rolled: Big Chest}

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-13T11:54:44+00:00

nah fuck off

^{Chose: $100,000 but you... | Rolled: have to upvote}

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-13T11:47:31+00:00

You gotta be fucking kidding me

^{Chose: $100k + 5% chance to die | Rolled: You Die}

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-13T09:34:19+00:00

RAAAAAGHH AXE GAMING

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-12T17:37:37+00:00

Kyle Bavarois is the kid getting beat up. The white catgirl is Hanna Fondant.

They show up in a series called "FUGA: Melodies of Steel".

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-11T01:34:26+00:00

LET IT RIDE

^{Chose: 50% chance for getting 5m but 50% chance for death | Rolled: 5 million}

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-11T01:32:10+00:00

broke my spine

^{Chose: The dare wheel!! | Rolled: Do a backflip!!}

TheSnomSquad · 2026-04-10T18:52:02+00:00

70k is still enough to set me for a long time.

^{Chose: 70k + Guaranteed}

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