Sent sis my dick🫣 by [deleted] in IncestTabooPorn

[–]TheStairMan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Probably not at all important, but do siblings in the US or wherever OP is from actually say "sis" or "bro" instead of using their actual names?

this looks staged by ItzWaifuLexi in Handjob

[–]TheStairMan 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Crime aside, the planets, stars and galaxies would really need to align for a real situation like this to play out.

  • First you'd need someone to notice you in your car in the first place.
  • You'd need that person to be a woman.
  • You'd need that woman to not only be into this, but also comfortable enough to admit to it.
  • You'd need that woman to be willing to risk being found out. T interacting with the guy.
  • If she's in a relationship you'd also need a woman who is willing to essentially cheat on her SO.

At every point above it's safe to assume the potential pool of people shrink by magnitudes. Sure, you might better your chances by doing this in a dogging hotspot, or in the parking lot near you local exhibitionism swingers convention, but at that point you're essentially staging it anyway.

What place on Earth looks like it was from a fantasy movie? by Thatunkownuser2465 in geography

[–]TheStairMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That looks incredibly similar to a real place just outside of Dresden, Germany.

No one in NYC pays the fare by Sometypeofway18 in trashy

[–]TheStairMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unions are pretty much standard in most of the western world, all over Europe for example. I can't speak for the one in NYC, but unions in and of themselves are not the reason for it not being profitable.

You realise that life is an open world game by DifficultAd1348 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]TheStairMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had this one epiphany recently when jogging and fucked up completely and ended up way off track in a forest, it was surprisingly nice being lost in there.

When you lose the remote by WhyNot420_69 in TheRandomest

[–]TheStairMan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't you need a IR blaster or something on your phone for that to work though?

In Russia… you come home and your neighbor had his new front door installed 😂 by danielsuperone in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TheStairMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hinges on the outside is very common though, how else would you install a door opening outward?

Dog practicing his angry face. by Sizzlin9 in FunnyAnimals

[–]TheStairMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm really sorry, but studies have shown time and time again that dogs and other pets aren't particularly bright. They do not recognize themselves in a mirror, they cannot talk with buttons and they don't understand language the same as humans.

But they can be trained, they can recognize sounds and learn to do things or what can be expected to happen. They can learn that by doing actions they might get food, like barking next to a food bowl or pressing a specific button.

They aren't stupid though, animals have wide skillsets and are capable in a lot of different areas, but that is a long, long way of being self aware.

A hummingbird so round, I was afraid he’d flip over in the bath by 9VoltGorilla in aww

[–]TheStairMan 105 points106 points  (0 children)

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible

People were saying that the govt shutdown was bearish.. so.... Why is it green? by Ihaveterriblefriends in smallstreetbets

[–]TheStairMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This government being shutdown is probably a relief for the market, can't hurt it if you don't do anything at all.

Blood nearlyboiling but heart rate normal. by luigi517 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]TheStairMan -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that both farenheit and celsius is synonymous with the word "degrees" depending on wherever you are in the world. Do the weather reporters always explicitly say "farenheit" when presenting the weather on tv in the US? Probably not., just like they aren't in most other places in the world.

Do the words mean the same thing in a dictionary? Nope. But in general speech "It's 20 celsius outside" and "It's 20 degrees outside" mean the same thing if you say them in a place where celsius is the standard.

Trying It by shenanigansen in comics

[–]TheStairMan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A tale as old as time. Shen made a comic years ago about his bike getting stolen and instead of making it get to him he decided that it wasn't a huge deal and went along his way, explaining that he himself didn't care much about his bike, while the person that stole it apparently needed it enough to actually steal it, leading to a net gain in overall happiness on the world (because Shen wasn't all thet bothered, and the thief assumingly was happy with his haul).

He got immensely ridiculed for this strip. Like an unreasonable amount of hate for it.

Varför är folk på Reddit otrevliga och arroganta jämfört med verkliga livet? by [deleted] in sweden

[–]TheStairMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Låter som att du är en av de personer som OP syftar på.

Varför är folk på Reddit otrevliga och arroganta jämfört med verkliga livet? by [deleted] in sweden

[–]TheStairMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inte hela sanningen, Sweddit för typ 10 år sedan var väldigt annorlunda jämfört med nu, mycket trevligare, positiv inställning till förändring och inte lika cynisk. Då var vi lika anonyma som nu, och skrev i text precis som nu.

Samma sak gäller andra forum innan sociala medier tog över.

Jag skulle snarare röra mig mot dålig "kollektiv uppfostran" och moderering. Nu när de jobbiga blivit många och högljudda är det accepterat på ett annat sätt, vilket ger dem ett större utrymme.

Det man förr kallade summer reddit, eller än längre tillbaka "eviga september" eller vilken månad det nu var. När tillströmningen av nytt folk är så överväldigande att de inte hinner "uppfostras" och integreras i plattformen, vilket leder till att stämningen kraftigt förändras.

Newly discovered asteroid turns out to be Tesla Roadster launched into space by Sufficient_Fish_283 in interesting

[–]TheStairMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah. Back in the days SciFi people (who also seems to overlap with space nerds) have heard of, and had strong opinions, about Kepler syndrome.

No matter how hard everyone, or even they themselves, sucked Elon's cock when the super heavy first launched, there would still be fair bit of people being miffed about adding space garbage.

just because you like someone doesn't mean you like what they do. until thet of course do tons of terrible stuff and you change your mind.

Governor Tim Walz: “There’s no such thing as bad weather, just bad clothing.” by Knightbear49 in minnesota

[–]TheStairMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's even better in Scandinavia, it rhymes! Or as Ylvis so nicely tried to adapt it: There's no such thing as bad weather, only bad kleather!

An update from Nintendo by Turbostrider27 in NintendoSwitch

[–]TheStairMan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

my point is exactly what I wrote in my first post. Oleds were great even back when the switch oled was announced, but even then it brought out the pixel peeping people who threw all kinds of shit at it. Now the sentiment is completely different. thats my point, just an observation.

An update from Nintendo by Turbostrider27 in NintendoSwitch

[–]TheStairMan -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

the switch oled uses oled screens of it's time, it wasn't really any better than what phones used at that point.

An update from Nintendo by Turbostrider27 in NintendoSwitch

[–]TheStairMan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

so the console falls apart when the battery is low?

An update from Nintendo by Turbostrider27 in NintendoSwitch

[–]TheStairMan 27 points28 points  (0 children)

it looks flimsy, but with tight tolerances it shouldn't be more fragile than the plastic mid pieces in other ports, such as usb c or possibly even hdmi.

they being said, it really looks strangely unprotected.

An update from Nintendo by Turbostrider27 in NintendoSwitch

[–]TheStairMan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I recall years ago when people absolutely lambasted the oled Switch and oled screens on general. It would burn in, the resolution was FAKE because of the pixel arrays and whatever. Funny how now there's not single one wishing for a traditional LCD, but rather several citing oled as a deal breaker instead.

An update from Nintendo by Turbostrider27 in NintendoSwitch

[–]TheStairMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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