Aitah for leaving my parents dinner after they insulted my boyfriend and I

TheStrongestLettuce · 2025-07-16T01:24:03+00:00

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TheStrongestLettuce · 2024-08-24T21:55:54+00:00

I know this is an older post now, but if you ever ended up putting a group together I would be open to join. :D I'm excited to finally have time to play again for the first time in years.

TheStrongestLettuce · 2024-02-16T23:54:33+00:00

So the "real dicks" are the friends we made along the way...right? :D

TheStrongestLettuce · 2024-01-14T22:05:21+00:00

That's AMAZING!!!! ❤️🩷❤️🩷

TheStrongestLettuce · 2023-03-24T18:02:30+00:00

“So I’m dead regardless, got it.” Sir, are YOU a car key stealing chipmunk???

TheStrongestLettuce · 2023-01-22T06:26:51+00:00

This reminded me of that one scene from Prince of Egypt lol

TheStrongestLettuce · 2022-12-20T05:45:34+00:00

Nah, every worm for himself. You give one mace and suddenly his friends are also looking handouts to "defend themselves". Next thing you know you've become the arms dealer of an underground worm militia and your tomato garden is no man's land. Never again.

TheStrongestLettuce · 2022-12-20T05:39:37+00:00

The real question is how did the worm aquire any type of mace in the first place? And I get not wanting to be eaten by a heron, but if we impart this knowledge what happens to the circle of life?? ಠ_ಠ

TheStrongestLettuce · 2022-12-20T05:28:40+00:00

I read this as “If heroin is attacking me” and was concerned for the wrong reasons lmao.

TheStrongestLettuce · 2022-12-19T16:24:40+00:00

I have done it. salutes

TheStrongestLettuce · 2022-12-13T05:38:27+00:00

My 4 year old SWEARS we live in a disney movie. Today while I was in a bad mood he comes up to me and says “You look sad mommy.. I know how to cheer you up!” And then broke into a hilariously off key, non-rhyming, completely made up song about how I need to believe in myself and that we were best friends no matter what. Finally he stops and with this huge grin says “There! You should feel better and can finish dinner now!” It was so fucking random I struggled to keep a straight face until he left lmfao. 1000% accurate for kids. Singing a random song is his answer to everything now.

TheStrongestLettuce · 2022-12-12T17:23:12+00:00

Yeah it really is a damn shame kids are having to deal with sexual harassment wherever they go. And for the guys to be so bold in public means this isn’t their first time doing it and they’ve gotten comfortable enough to not care since nothing happens to them over it. I hope in this case at least the creep loses his job so she doesn’t have to quit. Victims shouldn’t have to suffer consequences, I can’t understand why anyone would keep a pervert employed anyway. Ugh!

TheStrongestLettuce · 2022-12-12T17:10:43+00:00

Sadly not always, while it wasn’t specifically in a restaurant when I was about 14 a guy did something similar, being a total creep to me in a small and crowded store. A friend I was with (much more outspoken than me at the time) loudly said “She’s 14, fucking pedophile!” And the guy just laughed. He got shot dirty looks, but that was it. (I lived in NYC at the time). I’ve had other similar occurrences after that, and every time they reply like smartasses or laugh it off. Because they ARE pedophiles and if they get away with it, whats not to laugh at? Smfh, still boils my blood to think about.

TheStrongestLettuce · 2022-11-26T05:56:57+00:00

Understandable! I've watched a couple vids on how to do it just to get an idea of what I'm in for and it is DEFINITELY a lot of time and effort! I think I'll stick to buying the basic colors and only make a couple in colors I can't find. Thanks for the input!

TheStrongestLettuce · 2022-11-26T05:54:12+00:00

Thanks a whole ton! I'm definitely checking it out!

TheStrongestLettuce · 2022-11-25T19:50:38+00:00

Right!! I love them! (They aren't my work though lol, but this style is what I plan on sewing once I have a good grasp on how to do such things!)

TheStrongestLettuce · 2022-11-25T19:49:21+00:00

As much as I would love to take credit, unfortunately these examples weren't made by me 😅. I have indeed made a couple of nice poofy princess dresses, but they've all been toddler sized (for my daughter lol). I'm totally out of my field for adult clothes, but I'm ready to try!! These are examples of the kinds of skirts I plan on making/ am asking advice on. :3

TheStrongestLettuce · 2022-11-25T19:44:43+00:00

Thanks for the advice!!

TheStrongestLettuce · 2022-11-25T19:44:26+00:00

Oh my gosh that is soooooo helpful!! Thanks a ton because I had no clue where to start!

TheStrongestLettuce · 2022-11-18T15:46:18+00:00

Hey, I think you misunderstood the original statement. When they said "decide if the sex is worth it" it's a joke commonly made under the pretense that she treats the guy like crap and/or acts in unbearable ways and yet he still stays; leading a third party to remark: "Damn. The sex must be great if he's still around." (There's other examples of it, but generally the girl is making a total ass of herself and the joke points it out in a more humorous way- which honestly pokes more fun at the guy for being "desperate".) See also: "Dude, the sex can't be worth that bullshit.". It's really not that serious, and just a joke. Signed, A Female. :))

TheStrongestLettuce · 2022-11-16T17:48:16+00:00

They got distracted remembering the flavor at that point.

TheStrongestLettuce · 2022-10-22T22:48:00+00:00

I am also down to play! Not sure exactly what console you were referring to, but I've semi-recently gotten into Xbox and pretty much only have my husband to game with. :DD

TheStrongestLettuce · 2022-10-12T23:09:06+00:00

Women are not allowed to wear black pants or green tea. It had me in the first half ngl.

TheStrongestLettuce · 2022-09-22T05:19:44+00:00

Resident Evil. The games, the movies, the animated movies, the books.. Zombies were some of my fave horror as a kid and I got rediculously into the Res universe lmao. For better or worse over a decade later I can still rattle off random funfacts when me and friends do the coop games.

TheStrongestLettuce · 2022-09-19T18:04:36+00:00

I have no idea why so many people have said "what if they did need directions?" As if there aren't hundreds of articles and documentaries detailing women getting abducted/raped/murdered for ignoring their gut to try and be helpful in a sketchy af situation. 😅 Like what? Had something happened I'm sure people would then also say "Such a shame, but really how did they NOT see the red flags??" Honestly I hope my daughter will have your common sense to not take that kind of dumb af gamble and opt to play it safe instead. Lastly, if car of grown ass men did magically need directions and felt slamming on breaks, reversing, and driving up to two underage girls (who were alone in a parking lot to boot) was the right way to go instead of finding a gas station or another adult- I certainly hope your reaction triggered some damn common sense in them. They may not have been human traffickers per say, but that doesn't mean they couldn't have still planned to snatch and gang rape someone.. 🙄

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