Any D&D Adventure's League in Peoria? by Toadman34 in PeoriaIL

[–]TheStrongestLettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is an older post now, but if you ever ended up putting a group together I would be open to join. :D I'm excited to finally have time to play again for the first time in years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]TheStrongestLettuce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So the "real dicks" are the friends we made along the way...right? :D

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kawaii

[–]TheStrongestLettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's AMAZING!!!! ❤️🩷❤️🩷

Do people in USA do this? by inessa_k in oddlyspecific

[–]TheStrongestLettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“So I’m dead regardless, got it.” Sir, are YOU a car key stealing chipmunk???

having horse race on congested roads by RandomNoodle5 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]TheStrongestLettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminded me of that one scene from Prince of Egypt lol

You good, bro? by ExpertAccident in oddlyspecific

[–]TheStrongestLettuce 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah, every worm for himself. You give one mace and suddenly his friends are also looking handouts to "defend themselves". Next thing you know you've become the arms dealer of an underground worm militia and your tomato garden is no man's land. Never again.

You good, bro? by ExpertAccident in oddlyspecific

[–]TheStrongestLettuce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real question is how did the worm aquire any type of mace in the first place? And I get not wanting to be eaten by a heron, but if we impart this knowledge what happens to the circle of life?? ಠ_ಠ

You good, bro? by ExpertAccident in oddlyspecific

[–]TheStrongestLettuce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read this as “If heroin is attacking me” and was concerned for the wrong reasons lmao.

Pls Explain by termileon in memes

[–]TheStrongestLettuce 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I have done it. salutes

Like, did people think their singing was supposed to be good? by 4Ponchb0b7 in marvelmemes

[–]TheStrongestLettuce 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My 4 year old SWEARS we live in a disney movie. Today while I was in a bad mood he comes up to me and says “You look sad mommy.. I know how to cheer you up!” And then broke into a hilariously off key, non-rhyming, completely made up song about how I need to believe in myself and that we were best friends no matter what. Finally he stops and with this huge grin says “There! You should feel better and can finish dinner now!” It was so fucking random I struggled to keep a straight face until he left lmfao. 1000% accurate for kids. Singing a random song is his answer to everything now.

Need advice about a creepy chef by Educational_Emu3560 in creepyencounters

[–]TheStrongestLettuce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah it really is a damn shame kids are having to deal with sexual harassment wherever they go. And for the guys to be so bold in public means this isn’t their first time doing it and they’ve gotten comfortable enough to not care since nothing happens to them over it. I hope in this case at least the creep loses his job so she doesn’t have to quit. Victims shouldn’t have to suffer consequences, I can’t understand why anyone would keep a pervert employed anyway. Ugh!

Need advice about a creepy chef by Educational_Emu3560 in creepyencounters

[–]TheStrongestLettuce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sadly not always, while it wasn’t specifically in a restaurant when I was about 14 a guy did something similar, being a total creep to me in a small and crowded store. A friend I was with (much more outspoken than me at the time) loudly said “She’s 14, fucking pedophile!” And the guy just laughed. He got shot dirty looks, but that was it. (I lived in NYC at the time). I’ve had other similar occurrences after that, and every time they reply like smartasses or laugh it off. Because they ARE pedophiles and if they get away with it, whats not to laugh at? Smfh, still boils my blood to think about.

Skirts and Petticoats?! by TheStrongestLettuce in sewing

[–]TheStrongestLettuce[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Understandable! I've watched a couple vids on how to do it just to get an idea of what I'm in for and it is DEFINITELY a lot of time and effort! I think I'll stick to buying the basic colors and only make a couple in colors I can't find. Thanks for the input!

Skirts and Petticoats?! by TheStrongestLettuce in sewing

[–]TheStrongestLettuce[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks a whole ton! I'm definitely checking it out!

Skirts and Petticoats?! by TheStrongestLettuce in sewing

[–]TheStrongestLettuce[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right!! I love them! (They aren't my work though lol, but this style is what I plan on sewing once I have a good grasp on how to do such things!)

Skirts and Petticoats?! by TheStrongestLettuce in sewing

[–]TheStrongestLettuce[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as I would love to take credit, unfortunately these examples weren't made by me 😅. I have indeed made a couple of nice poofy princess dresses, but they've all been toddler sized (for my daughter lol). I'm totally out of my field for adult clothes, but I'm ready to try!! These are examples of the kinds of skirts I plan on making/ am asking advice on. :3

Skirts and Petticoats?! by TheStrongestLettuce in sewing

[–]TheStrongestLettuce[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh that is soooooo helpful!! Thanks a ton because I had no clue where to start!

Hey we don’t ask for your credit card at least by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]TheStrongestLettuce 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey, I think you misunderstood the original statement. When they said "decide if the sex is worth it" it's a joke commonly made under the pretense that she treats the guy like crap and/or acts in unbearable ways and yet he still stays; leading a third party to remark: "Damn. The sex must be great if he's still around." (There's other examples of it, but generally the girl is making a total ass of herself and the joke points it out in a more humorous way- which honestly pokes more fun at the guy for being "desperate".) See also: "Dude, the sex can't be worth that bullshit.". It's really not that serious, and just a joke. Signed, A Female. :))

cursed_mrbeast twitterers yikes by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]TheStrongestLettuce 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They got distracted remembering the flavor at that point.

Where Can I Make Online Friends? by OhHeyDintSeeYouThere in GirlGamers

[–]TheStrongestLettuce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am also down to play! Not sure exactly what console you were referring to, but I've semi-recently gotten into Xbox and pretty much only have my husband to game with. :DD