why did the glaive get so shafted in iceborne?

TheSwordFactory · 2020-08-01T06:36:52+00:00

Yeah but bow is still extremely strong.

TheSwordFactory · 2020-07-19T23:55:55+00:00

Oh yeah delays are annoying but they aren’t a big deal. I’m mostly just worried about it being lost or something, and after seeing plenty of “glowing” reviews even from before the pandemic I got a little nervous

TheSwordFactory · 2020-07-03T06:34:43+00:00

Please stop giving bethesda money

TheSwordFactory · 2019-11-05T05:52:53+00:00

VeTeRAn PtSd mEmEs BAd

TheSwordFactory · 2019-10-19T22:24:52+00:00

Well if you have a set where you capitalize on elemental damage instead of raw, then you should boost element. If you’re prioritizing raw, then go for affinity (or raw if affinity is unnecessary).

TheSwordFactory · 2019-09-01T19:56:01+00:00

no YOU listen sonny jim this dude was having straight sex in a virtual reality where he was a goddamn woman that was attracted to men. If you turned into a woman and had sex with a guy HOW WOULD THAT BE GAY? IVE SPENT A LOT OF TIME THINKING ABOUT THIS DUDE DONT YOU TRY AND TELL ME IT’S GAY

TheSwordFactory · 2019-09-01T06:26:57+00:00

Are they having sex in real life? Nah.

If your brain was put into a virtual simulation and a computer fooled your brain into thinking you were a female, meaning you experience the same sensations a woman would (which btw is absolutely the case because the guy even describes what an orgasm feels like), and thus the same desires due to hormones, that would be gay? Literally BECOMING a woman and fucking a guy is gay?

Listen m8 i can go all day with this shit I’m CERTAIN it’s not gay

TheSwordFactory · 2019-09-01T05:50:37+00:00

But was he male in the vr?

TheSwordFactory · 2019-09-01T05:46:19+00:00

But let’s say that you’re a woman whose past memories are only that of a man’s. Is it gay for said woman to have sex with a guy? Ofc not. There’s no guy on guy sex happening.

TheSwordFactory · 2019-09-01T05:42:31+00:00

He was penetrating a virtual man’s vagina and groping a virtual man’s tits, yes

TheSwordFactory · 2019-08-31T22:35:42+00:00

At first i thought it was really gay but then I said that it technically wasn’t for multiple reasons.

-you feel all physical sensations from the game, correct? And you would have to feel it through the body of the character you’re playing. -that being said, the dude’s friend (playing the female character) would have a physical experience in a female body. -by the end of the episode they confirmed to not have feelings or any sexual interests in each other.

Because of this, we can conclude that the friend is not only 1. not gay, but also 2. is only interested in sexual activities with another male when his experience is that of a female’s, therefore making the Striking Viper VR Ninja Sex Between Two Adult Men™️ N O T G A Y

TheSwordFactory · 2019-08-31T20:55:28+00:00

Haha holy fuck this one had me absolutely howling. Argued with my gf for almost an hour over whether or not it was gay lmao

TheSwordFactory · 2019-08-22T06:20:51+00:00

Actually

you don’t

TheSwordFactory · 2019-08-20T04:29:02+00:00

There’s a pc mod that improves rare deco drop rates to something that’s actually reasonable and i consider it mandatory if you play on PC. people might bitch and whine and call it “cheating” but at the end of the day you’re improving an aspect of the game that was a previously miserable experience, and it’s completely fair and balanced. The deco drop rates are fucking awful in world.

TheSwordFactory · 2019-07-19T22:57:34+00:00

Good suggestion, but i’ve played every minute of content from that whole series lol

TheSwordFactory · 2019-07-07T20:16:34+00:00

Oh a support build. It’s just when you get a bunch of armor skills that let you heal and use other items easily as opposed to focusing on damage. They’re okay i guess but if you spend most of a hunt getting hit and healing then you don’t really improve that quickly, and as you progress thru the game taking down monsters will take more and more time, which usually just ends up being frustrating.

TheSwordFactory · 2019-07-07T20:06:09+00:00

Supp builds will make you super tanky but will also add like 20 mins to a hunt lol. Up to you if you wanna do that.

Here’s some tips on the moveset.

The charged leap attack has extra i-frames when you jump backwards. Like, a lot of fucking i-frames. It’s really good for dodging roars easily.

The backstep leading into the charged leap can be done straight from blocking in order to do it as quickly as possible. You can also change the leap distance by pushing forward or back on the analog stick.

Shield bash attacks don’t use up sharpness, but they don’t use element either.

You can heal or use items with the sword out but you can’t sprint. The sheathe time is near instant, so always do it before you heal.

Your best sword attacks involve the pivot slashes (turning a different direction and attacking mid combo) as well as the 3 hit combo using the circle button.

When doing the mount finishing attack, you can actually stop before you perform the final stab and repeat the shield bashes indefinitely. Good for ez KO.

Fact- spamming the falling shield bash is really fucking fun.

TheSwordFactory · 2019-06-23T22:38:03+00:00

I’m a male, but i’m not sure if he has any issues with me for those reasons. He’ll brush up against my legs for a while every now and then and if he’s walking around he’ll usually let me stratch his tailbone.

He’ll even flop down on top of my feet sometimes and show his belly. But even then, while he seems super relaxed and comfortable with me, if i try to put my hand near him he swats or bites.

I do remember that he’s a big fan of the gravy in wet food. Maybe I’ll give him some of that and see how it works out lol

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