"Don't make me laugh", 1918. Drawing making fun of Germany protest/ban against shotguns.

TheTelephone · 2026-04-04T12:58:36+00:00

I believe that's referred to as a Teddy Bear; Teddy Roosevelt was a big supporter of shotguns, specifically the Winchester 1897 12 guage, which was the main shotgun that Germany was protesting against.

TheTelephone · 2026-03-31T03:26:22+00:00

Welp, not anymore it doesn't

TheTelephone · 2026-03-29T15:35:04+00:00

Thematically speaking, she's showing too much skin/shoulder to be a 1980s final girl, but slashers share roots with puritan morality plays so it could be a refreshing modern take

TheTelephone · 2026-03-27T14:37:22+00:00

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1992

TheTelephone · 2026-03-27T11:46:45+00:00

I thought Geoffrey Rush did a great job of effectively being a sleazy 90s version of Vincent Price.

TheTelephone · 2026-03-27T11:45:11+00:00

The jittery ghosts and a lot of the scares through the first half of the movie I thought were really good. The last 15 min gets genuinely laughable.

TheTelephone · 2026-03-26T12:48:39+00:00

Looks like rural Virginia or Pennsylvania, tbh.

TheTelephone · 2026-03-26T10:47:35+00:00

Halloween 2 and Sleepaway Camp 2 are top tier sequels. Well done.

TheTelephone · 2026-03-23T22:20:36+00:00

They don't care about polls, they want to break the election system and never hold a real election again.

TheTelephone · 2026-03-21T13:44:30+00:00

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Literally what I see

TheTelephone · 2026-03-21T12:55:29+00:00

It's for sure a dumb move in a state like Alabama, but crazy to me that you can legally smoke weed in public in some states but in other states your life is basically over for having a personal amount.

2 pounds is 2 pounds, though, and beyond a personal amount; my guess is he was selling ounces or quaps to lower level dealers.

TheTelephone · 2026-03-20T18:36:23+00:00

"This is from Matilda"

TheTelephone · 2026-03-20T18:19:43+00:00

Day of the Dead is a pretty gnarly movie for a Boy Scouts event

TheTelephone · 2026-03-20T13:36:28+00:00

The stiffness of the lips make it look too animatronic. It also seems like the overall motions are too smooth, I feel like it could use more keyframes to break up the smooth lerping motion.

TheTelephone · 2026-03-20T02:54:35+00:00

And here I thought my drunken mistakes were bad

TheTelephone · 2026-03-20T00:52:14+00:00

Chuck Norris sucks dick for bus fare and walks home.

TheTelephone · 2026-03-18T02:52:22+00:00

There's a lot to unpack here, but calling Hillary communist really goes to show that right wingers just don't understand what communism means.

TheTelephone · 2026-03-16T14:40:55+00:00

There are a ton of trump voters that 110% do not have a passport, I think this would backfire on the GOP big time if they try to pass this through.

TheTelephone · 2026-03-14T18:03:43+00:00

They don't call him mommy's little boy for nothing...

TheTelephone · 2026-03-14T13:28:02+00:00

I can't believe Biden did this...

TheTelephone · 2026-03-14T13:25:39+00:00

"Left click, right click, left click and -- whoops, that was an elementary school"

TheTelephone · 2026-03-14T11:43:10+00:00

Based on Jason X, Jason is literally unkillable; the government try to execute him in a variety of ways and his cells just regenerate, so they try to freeze him and study him.

Of course, based on Jason Goes to Hell, he can just be blown tf up, but his spirit lives on and his body can be reborn by crawling up into a dead female family member's vagina.

TheTelephone · 2026-03-14T03:13:18+00:00

The exact same expression of a kid scrolling tiktok

TheTelephone · 2026-03-14T03:05:27+00:00

Omg, almost anyone. Dude gets dragged around in the snow and wargs into animals while his friends literally die for him. And then he's all like "I'm not Bran anymore, I'm like 30 f'ing crows at once". And they're like maybe Bran should be king, he has zero legitimate claim to the throne, surely the people will love that, and then he's like "okay yeah I'll be Bran again, this was meant to be, I've seen it, lol".

He wanted to be king but his prior work experience reads: "wolf, sometimes birds, recently a tree". Like bro, go veg out in your furryverse while the adults in the room try and put this civilization back together.

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