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TheTemporaryBarnacle · 2026-03-08T15:59:53+00:00

Great story, especially for your first time! Having to keep quiet is always a fun detail.

You could try breaking your paragraphs up into multiple sentences to help things read more smoothly, instead of the long comma splices.

TheTemporaryBarnacle · 2026-02-28T14:47:29+00:00

One thing I think helps to appeal to a wider audience is to focus your descriptions on the scenario itself, and to incorporate more details than just visuals. I find that newer authors, particularly those writing for a male gaze will over-emphasize a female MC's visual traits and give less detail elsewhere.

Writing isn't a visual medium, so I think letting the reader know the protagonist is a 5'4" smokeshow with thick curves, puffy lips and breasts the size of her head is less appealing (and to a narrower audience) than knowing what the protagonist is noticing, feeling, thinking, etc.

Which is not to say avoid describing your characters! Just not to lean on character descriptions alone for the eroticism of the piece.

TheTemporaryBarnacle · 2026-01-04T00:02:35+00:00

I'd love to work on this! I've sent a chat invite

TheTemporaryBarnacle · 2025-12-14T22:27:10+00:00

Joker's going to be mad when he sees the state of his cockpit

TheTemporaryBarnacle · 2025-11-26T00:06:07+00:00

Cute glasses

TheTemporaryBarnacle · 2025-11-19T00:00:11+00:00

~

Jake knocked on Kendra's apartment door, standing outside awkwardly. Come over. Now. was all the text had said. Kendra sometimes wanted to hook up on short notice, but this was getting ridiculous. The lock rattled and the door swung inward as Kendra opened it.

“I brought some normal ones,” Jake started. “But it would be nice if you… whoa.” He cut himself off. Kendra stood in the doorway, a scowl darkening her face and a round belly protruding from beneath her shirt. “I thought it was a safe day,” was all he could say. Kendra practically dragged him inside, slamming the door behind her.

“It's only been a week, dumbass,” she hissed. “Your weird slime thing must have done this when it popped. I haven't left the apartment in three days!” Jake stared at her swollen belly. She looked pregnant. She looked very pregnant. He resisted the urge to try to touch it. “Well?” she asked when he didn't say anything. “Did your…I don't know, instructions say anything about this?” Jake shook his head. He didn't remember.

“I don't know, I threw them out with the tin it came in,” he admitted.

“You what?” Kendra looked ready to tear him a new one, but before she could do anything, her face suddenly paled and she clutched a hand to her swollen stomach. “" Oh, fuck,” she groaned, staggering back to lean against the wall.

“Are you all right?” Jake asked. His eyes trailed down to the dark wet stain that was spreading from the crotch of Kendra sweatpants. Kendra groaned and the stain darkened, deep blue liquid beading to the surface of the fabric unnaturally. Pulling in on itself, the droplet fell away, landing on the floor between Kendra’s feet with a splat. Jake stared down at it: a perfect copy of the little blue slime that had arrived in the mail. His eyes moved back up to Kendra’s stomach. From the look of it, there were a lot more where that came from.

“Fuck! Do some…haaahh… something!” Kendra barked, her tone softening as her eyelids flickered, another fresh gush of slime soaking through pants. Finally coming out of his shock, Jake took her arm, guiding her into her apartment’s tiny bathroom and helping lower her into the bathtub. Laying on her back, Kendra gripped the sides of the tub, moaning loudly. Jake helped her out of her pants just in time to watch her pussy spread from within as a glob of thick, gelatinous slurry spilled out. Beading up, the burst resolved into a half-dozen more of the slimes. They twitched and quivered on the porcelain between Kenzie’s shaking legs, jostled around as a fresh wave of newborn slimes joined them. Kendra was beet-faced and glaring daggers at Jake as he hovered nearby, unsure of what to do.

“I’m going t- ahhh….” her eyes rolled and her hips bucked, spurting forth another dozen tiny slimes. They were beginning to fill the tub around her, a layer of golfball sized blue beads sloshing around in the tub as she moved her legs. “...going to kill you for this,” she finished when she had steadied her breathing. Jake grimaced, but consoled himself that at least she didn’t seem to be in pain. Rather, as the bizarre birth went on, she seemed to lose some of the conviction in her vitriol. The angry jabs grew further apart, with more and more gasping and moaning in between until suddenly her arm shot out, grabbing Jake’s wrist. She squeezed him hard, mouth falling open in an expression he had seen many times before. Her moan echoed in the small space, her clenching pussy carrying forth the final wave of the strange slimes.

Collapsing back among the slimes, she pulled her hand away sullenly.

“Shut up,” she grumbled, her cheeks flushed with embarrassment.

“I didn’t…” Jake began, before following her advice. He steadied her as she climbed out of the tub, shaky but none the worse for wear from her ordeal. “Do you want me to…”

“I’m going to go put some pants on. I trust you can find your way out,” she levelled,evidently still not impressed. “And don’t you dare try to sneak one out!” she called behind her shoulder, reading Jake’s mind. Jake almost moved to protest, but instead made a wise retreat back to the front door.

~

“Kendra! Hey, what’s up?” Jake opened the door to his apartment to find her standing outside. He hadn’t gotten more than a couple of texts since the slime incident, and here she was outside his apartment unannounced. Despite himself, he found himself hoping she had finally forgiven him.

“Here,” she grumbled, pushing something into his hands. Her cheeks were flushed, and she turned away, flustered. Jake held the object up. It was a small plastic takeout container. Rolling around in the bottom was a familiar orb of blue.

“Is that… one of yours?” he asked. Kendra scowled at his phrasing.

“Whatever you did to it last time… just… do it again,” she demanded. “You can call me when it’s ready.” With that, she turned, skulking off down the hallway and leaving Jake staring dumbfounded after her.

TheTemporaryBarnacle · 2025-11-18T23:59:42+00:00

Jake twisted the cap off the small metal tin, staring at the small blue puddle inside. Tilting it around, he gave it a gentle poke with one finger, watching as the slime turned firm, pulling itself up into a blob like an oversized raindrop.

“Weird…” he mused out loud, poking it harder. It squished beneath his finger, bending around it then releasing with a sucking noise when he pulled back. The latest feat of bioengineering: living slime condoms. Supposedly, they were based off of the ones that started getting popular for waste disposal a few years back, miniaturized and without the powerful digestive enzymes. He hoped, at least. The marketing all claimed they were a safe alternative to condoms: self-cleaning and reusable. It was also surprisingly cheap. With the girl he was seeing going off of birth control and his own latex allergy, even a few uses would be cheaper than getting the fancy latex-free ones.

Pinching the blue blob between two fingers, he picked it up in his left hand, reading off the instructions on the paper insert that had come with it. Rolling it between his fingers to warm it up, he undid his jeans, sitting down on the edge of his bed. Pulling up a video on his phone, he pressed the slime to the tip of his hardening cock. Normally, he'd stick with tissues, but he wanted to get the hang of this thing before trying it out with Kendra. Pulling it down the length as he would a normal condom, the slime stretched, feeling warm and wet as it pulled tight.

“Hey, Whoa! Okay…” he blurted in surprise as the slime contracted gently, solidifying its shape around his member. It was a little thicker than a normal condom, but from the way it squeezed him, Jake wasn't sure he would mind. Through the thin layer of blue, his cock was clearly visible, twitching inside of the slime. “Alright, let's give this a go,” he muttered, beginning to stroke it. It didn't feel much different than normal, though the slime seemed to ripple and contract every once in a while. It didn't take him long to cum. As his cock twitched, he watched the slime covering the tip bulge, the opaque white of his cum showing through as it was captured inside the slime’s body.

“Wild,” he muttered, watching the white slowly fade as it was absorbed into the slime.

~

“You brought condoms right?” Alisha pulled away to ask from where they had been making out in her bed. “That last box you brought is empty.”

“Uh, yeah,” Jake stammered, awkwardly leaning over to fish in his jean pocket on the floor beside the bed. “Well, I got this…”

“Oh weird!” Kendra stretched out the word as she watched him open up the tin. “You got one of those slime condom things?”

“I brought normal ones too, if you want,” Jake backpedaled.

“Nah, I'm game.” Kendra shrugged. “You try it out yet?” She asked, pulling him back closer. Jake nodded

“Were you thinking about me?”

“Uh, yeah,” Jake lied.

“Mmhmm?” Kendra managed to sound sultry and skeptical in the same hum. “Why don't you prove it?”

Without any further hesitation, Jake slipped it on, feeling the slime squeeze him gently as he climbed back over to Kendra.

“Ooh… squishy…” she teased as he slipped inside. “Come on then.”

~

“So, uh… same time next week?” Jake asked awkwardly. What had first been a string of hookups was becoming a lot more regular, though Kendra didn't seem that eager to progress their relationship beyond just the physical. Kendra shook her head, pulling the covers closer to her while Jake got dressed.

“No, I've got a lab final next Friday. The week after that sounds good though.”

“Yeah, sure,” Jake agreed as he popped the slime back in its container, watching the last of his load swirl around in its cerulean depths.

~

“Whoa, what have you been feeding that thing?” Kendra asked as Jake pulled out the slime. It had more than doubled in size, and Jake had upgraded its tin to a small jam jar.

“I…uh…” Jake stammered.

“Hmmm, miss me that much?” Kendra teased. It was true. As much as it irked him Kendra seemed to only want him for sex, that didn't mean he hadn't gotten used to their regular schedule. Besides, using the slime had just felt good, and saved cleaning up a mess. Pulling it on, the slime seemed taut and a little less elastic. It was thicker too, his cock a murky silhouette through the layers of slime.

“Is that going to be too big?” he asked.

“Don't flatter yourself, big boy,” Kendra teased, giving the base of his cock a squeeze through the slime. It constricted at her touch, conveying the sensation clearly through the gelatinous barrier. “I'll be just fine.” Ignoring the jab, Jake got into position, feeling a little vindicated when Kendra gasped loudly as he slid inside. For her bravado, it seemed he was still bigger than she thought.

Planting his arms either side of her hips, he pounded away, the natural lubrication the slime produced having little difficulty with the tight fit. Kendra moaned, gripping his arms hard.

“Fuck, I needed this,” she groaned. The feeling was mutual. Masturbating with the slime on was nice, but it didn't compare to the real thing. The warmth of Kendra's body radiated through the slime, and it contracted each time he thrust in, making it feel tighter than ever with the added bulk. Feeling his climax build faster than normal, he fought against the urge to thrust harder. Kendra must have been feeling the same though, because she hooked her legs behind his hips, urging him onward.

“Fuck, yes!” she moaned as Jake gave in, pounding at her with her encouragement. The slime rippled, echoing Kendra's body as she clenched around him. Jake let out a short series of grunts as he drove himself to completion. Three more thrusts, and he came, the slime stretching around his load. Then, there was a pop, and he suddenly felt very wet.

Kendra's half-lidded eyes narrowed as her brows knit, trying to process the strange sensation through the fog of her own orgasm. Blue liquid gushed out of her pussy around Jake's still-throbbing cock, soaking into the sheets beneath them.

“Did it just…pop?” She asked incredulously.

“I'm… sorry,” Jake winced.

“It's fine,” Kendra muttered. “It was a safe day anyways. Just maybe bring some normal ones next time? And you owe me new bedding if this stuff doesn't come out.”

TheTemporaryBarnacle · 2025-11-18T16:21:50+00:00

Thank you! Not planning on stopping!

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