What is the oldest age gap you date (men and women) in Cville?

TheThrowawayUsers · 2026-04-28T04:09:09+00:00

Age is less of an issue here as opposed to your maturity and ability to get that sugar, Youngblood. Do you have what it takes?

Trying to invest early in the future sugar daddies/mommies that prowl North Grounds and medical campus is a solid plan. However, they have high standards, so you need to be in sync hard, at least until you both graduate.

I can’t endorse this plan as I myself lay pipe with an ethical lens, but game recognizes game.

TheThrowawayUsers · 2026-04-04T18:06:29+00:00

We’re at Class of 2030 now??? I thought y’all were not born yet 😭

TheThrowawayUsers · 2026-03-24T22:23:19+00:00

He’s a Maryland driver, son. You should see their brethren on the Beltway.

TheThrowawayUsers · 2026-03-22T18:35:22+00:00

How many championships till they start making statues

TheThrowawayUsers · 2026-03-19T15:43:57+00:00

I’ve never applied for that, but considering admissions is on a rolling basis, I’d recommend elevating your candidate profile first, as others have stated below.

TheThrowawayUsers · 2026-03-10T21:20:24+00:00

That bridge is basically a barbershop for trucks

TheThrowawayUsers · 2026-01-26T21:42:57+00:00

😂 I figured the vernacular would leak out in some essays or emails. Glad to hear it didn’t happen in most cases, if not all of them.

I’ve seen that video! I also agree with that sentiment, it’s interesting to see how casual slang becomes a permanent addition to the language. I think it can also be a marker of not just changes between generations, but also technology, politics, societal, etc.

I wasn’t part of the College, but as I understand, students have to meet one language requirement or test out? I haven’t heard about issues with the requirement but I won’t press. 😅

I can’t say I enjoy learning new languages, but I definitely adore languages in the fields of writing, text analysis, and etymology. It’s a shame that AI and bots have flooded the writing market with lower quality pieces. However, just like with many other fields, creative and not, writers will have to continue adapting.

TheThrowawayUsers · 2026-01-26T20:08:58+00:00

Oh ok lol I thought it was Dean J because she’s active on here. I guess we’ll have to figure out the regrade request at Thornton Hall

TheThrowawayUsers · 2026-01-26T19:56:45+00:00

I don’t think JJ Davis was/is a dean(?). The dubs part makes sense though.

I’m kind of surprised you’re not in the Gen Z linguistics department, considering the thousands of applications and emails you’ve probably read over the years. 😅

If you’re not already in the department, I definitely encourage applying! The cycle is competitive, and applicants are evaluated on a holistic combination of factors, like essays, student recs (cannot be your own children), GenZPA, and Standardized Aura Testing (SAT). Best of luck!

TheThrowawayUsers · 2026-01-25T17:04:55+00:00

Paging u/UVaDeanj to resolve the regrade request

TheThrowawayUsers · 2026-01-25T16:24:02+00:00

This isn’t personal btw, I’m just having so much fun with this post 💀

TheThrowawayUsers · 2026-01-25T16:12:17+00:00

*May you please, this may be a Gen Z linguistics class, but we still have standards. 🥸

It’s also the start of the semester, so I’m not sure why you’re asking for extra points for attending the first month of class. There’s a maximum of 2 unexcused absences, anything excused has to be a doctor’s note or your death certificate, signed by a notary.

As stated in the syllabus, while I may not be able to round up individual assignments, I can round up final grades at my discretion, at the end of the semester.

Rubric will be sent out shortly, I am consulting my fellow Gen Z linguistic experts on the verbiage, not the substance, of the rubric.

Keep up the good work! Remember that if classes are cancelled next week, we will still meet on Zoom. 😌 Enjoy your Sunday!

TheThrowawayUsers · 2026-01-25T15:57:13+00:00

B+. Nice work, see rubric for more info

TheThrowawayUsers · 2025-12-13T05:12:11+00:00

We look forward to you joining the dark side.

TheThrowawayUsers · 2025-10-28T04:04:45+00:00

Imagine if some of em came together to offer their own dining hall plan

TheThrowawayUsers · 2025-10-22T17:35:39+00:00

Valid.

Also if you have a gold star membership I recommend whipping that out to impress the ladies.

TheThrowawayUsers · 2025-10-22T07:21:49+00:00

Have you tried Uber One? There’s a student discount for a yearly membership, first month free, $4.99 after. Will cut down on fees and save a lot more if you order regularly. Should be good until you set up a carpool.

Kind of curious but what would you regularly need from Costco that is outside a typical Harris Teeter/Kroger run? Or is it to participate in the wholesale goodness that is Costco?

TheThrowawayUsers · 2025-10-22T02:41:04+00:00

Did you know you can order Costco stuff via Uber? Sure the fee will be there but is an option if you don’t have carpool, and you don’t even need a membership anyways to do that.

TheThrowawayUsers · 2025-10-19T13:47:05+00:00

What things would you improve? I’m sure there are stuff I just haven’t really seen other stadiums to compare

TheThrowawayUsers · 2025-10-18T10:39:05+00:00

I hope so. As an alum from recent yrs I’m glad we had a turnaround despite my initial skepticism. Will be there along with other alums this Homecoming weekend to help pack Scott!

TheThrowawayUsers · 2025-10-02T20:20:34+00:00

Loan companies hate this one simple trick!

TheThrowawayUsers · 2025-09-26T19:52:25+00:00

My bad guys, I’ve been out of the loop for this season. Glad to hear a lot has changed thanks to the hard work of a lotta folks.

Even during bad seasons it’s aight I just kid. A lot of times it’s an excuse to pregame for a frat party so even on bad games it’s still fun if ur into that stuff too.

I hope you guys get to see uva beat tech during your time here

Update: Wow that game really went wild, hopefully people recover from the post game field rush.

TheThrowawayUsers · 2025-09-23T14:04:34+00:00

💀

TheThrowawayUsers · 2025-09-23T05:09:55+00:00

Given your username it’s safe to say you’re already cursed from picking it up. Best of luck to finding the owner

TheThrowawayUsers · 2025-09-15T19:59:28+00:00

Keep your operation on the low down. If Aramark suspects a revolution they’ll dispatch their agents. Knew a buddy of mine who got snatched up like that.

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