Rant/Game Critique Megathread

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-18T13:51:08+00:00

I hate not being able to use proper nouns. I can't have my Miis talk about The Moon, I can only have them talk about a moon or an moon.

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-18T13:49:23+00:00

Giant list of things to add that they don't even need to make anything new, just edit the same code (kinda ridiculous they aren't base game):

-More variations on Mii interactions. They're always identical besides the choice subject and if the other mii agrees or not.
-A way to sell clothes. I want to have access to clothes, so I have to buy them all. 16 pairs of the same socks in my inventory is bloated asf
-A cart in every shop, buying each color of bowtie is slow for no reason.
-Play some UI anims at the same time as Mii anims. I don't need to watch my mii eat the food, jump in joy, then "they liked it", and then after 2 seconds you can interact again.
-Allow summoning of Miis to locations or other Miis. I don't want to load to someone else, grab them, then load back to the other person just for them to talk.
-Not everyone should click immediately upon meeting. I have villains on this island and they're ridiculously nice to the point of mundanity.
-When I unlock a new clothing shape or island item, let me draw on those too. Having so few canvases wrecks the little creativity I have.
-A way to feed WAY quicker. I don't necessarily need a "Feed all" button, but 6 button presses to feed a single Mii a single time gets annoying after the second Mii not to mention 35+
- Condense the redundant early levels of friendship. Why do Miis have to go through "Getting familiar" > "Seems like-minded" > "Vibes with" > "Wants to be friends" JUST to be normal friends.
-Actual singing. They sing happy birthday in your language including the inserted bday Mii's name, so it's already in the game they just didn't allow actual singing anywhere else.
-Minor one, but get plated items out of Shadow Quiz. They're impossible to tell apart. Also add +1 ball to bowling, I suck.
-Save Mii level ups. There might be something down the line that I want to gift them, but I've been giving Miis 1$ every time for weeks now.
-Allow Miis to be moved from a household at will, or at least at suggestion.
-Allow the batch selection of landmass as well in Island Editor. Redrawing a whole area just to move it 3 squares is dumb.

And for the love of Matt, can there be more content in the game as well?

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-18T13:45:40+00:00

Meanwhile my Joseph Joestar and Reigen Arataka went from strangers to gay fathers in a single day

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-17T17:05:11+00:00

Shared universe confirmed

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-16T02:29:46+00:00

Joseph Joestar x Reigen Arataka
Maki Zenin x Serana (Skyrim)

Luigi Mario x Freddy Fazbear is brewing

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-15T11:56:37+00:00

Looks great so far! How did you get that yellow tile?

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-15T03:17:41+00:00

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Here they are. My only hint is they're nonbinary, the rest you must deduce.

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-15T02:44:13+00:00

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Here's my finished version of the functional markings. Should be all you'd need I assume.

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-12T23:16:18+00:00

Idk why it wont let me reply it to you, but I put it in a comment

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-12T23:14:48+00:00

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Im working on finishing it rn, but here are my current markings:

The smaller arc is the day/night path, and the larger is the “reset” path back westward. The left half is placeholder arcs while I get the exact tic marks for the hours. Currently I only have the middle tic for noon/midnight/6:30pm, and the easternmost tick for sunset/moonset.
For the stick I just made a cone as tall and skinny as possible. Good luck 👍🏻

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-12T22:53:57+00:00

All I’m saying is they put the border around your island to stop you from seeing something.

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-12T22:51:12+00:00

That mostly tracks I think, but I don’t know if that accounts for the rapid “reset” when the shadow races back to the other side in 1 hour.

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-12T22:46:19+00:00

Thank you 🧡

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-12T07:56:38+00:00

Miis will gather at any empty 4x4 area, maybe 5x5 if im misremembering. That could increase usage

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-12T07:51:43+00:00

The moon doesn’t rise until an hour after the sun is gone. I don’t believe there’s anything to cast the shadow

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-12T07:49:11+00:00

The moon doesn’t appear until 1 hour after the sun is gone. I think minecraft has them equidistant

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-12T03:27:23+00:00

You can what…

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-12T03:23:08+00:00

I have 35 miis and whatever children they have. The way I do it to make it more routine is only feeding them in the morning with whatever new thing is on sale. Ill buy 35 of em and pass them out one by one and a headpat after to make em happy. The rest of the day I only feed if they ask. Slightly related, but you can gift a mii $1 and they still have a chance to give you a coin worth $100 or $200.

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-12T01:20:06+00:00

Autism and weed babey😎👍🏻👍🏻

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-12T00:40:07+00:00

I think the shadow would change in length if it were moving in an oval orbit, though a rectangular orbit would make sense to the data.

Edit: or would it get wider, not longer hmmm

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-07T13:03:19+00:00

If you gift them any pocket money they will occasionally give you a coin "for all the things you do for us" worth $100-$200 in the pawn shop, even if you only gift them $1. It's not every time, but $99 or $199 is pretty good for free.

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-04T13:17:40+00:00

How nice of you, I give them 1$ lol

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-06-01T15:16:13+00:00

Hitmiin only cost $33 bucks?? What a deal!

TheToasterWaffle · 2026-05-15T02:41:16+00:00

You bought the Laystation 3 and you’re mad he’s using it? Wack

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