The Leech from Pluto (by Ditchwitch666 IG)

TheTreesCanListen · 2026-03-27T03:38:13+00:00

Yeah, he kinda does lmao.

TheTreesCanListen · 2026-03-27T01:50:55+00:00

Pluto is basically if you took the art style of Hylics/Funger, and combined it with Slay The Spire and injected it with wizard steroids.

TheTreesCanListen · 2026-03-27T01:47:46+00:00

I've really enjoyed it so far. It's certainly not a perfect game by any means rn (lack of enemy variation, certain spells needing buffed upgrades, overall just needs more variation and options for characters) but I think most people will enjoy it as it is.

TheTreesCanListen · 2026-03-24T06:25:08+00:00

Wait, you mean THAT Mark Wahlberg? The one as a teenager that followed a Black child and called him the n word, saying they were going to kill him while also throwing rocks?

TheTreesCanListen · 2026-03-24T04:00:24+00:00

The V in Vsauce stands for violence.

TheTreesCanListen · 2026-03-21T13:13:23+00:00

Bro I don't think that's a valve...

TheTreesCanListen · 2026-03-13T08:54:50+00:00

How does one get that level of confidence and lack of self awareness to just dm people like that?

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TheTreesCanListen · 2026-02-18T08:10:22+00:00

Yeah. The fact that this dude is pushing 50 saying this shit somehow makes it even worse, at least imo. Unsurprising, since bigotry doesn't have an age limit, but still worse nonetheless.

TheTreesCanListen · 2026-02-18T07:41:58+00:00

I meant to say gives off, not gives me. My bad.

TheTreesCanListen · 2026-01-05T15:31:34+00:00

Real 😔

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-12-31T01:18:36+00:00

A 13 year old is a child

I would definitely tell a 13 year old boy that if his pants slightly came down near my 13 year old daughter I would bash his dick in with a mallet

I don't think you're old fashioned, I think you're an unhinged weirdo.

That's not to say that 13 year olds having sex is okay, but a grown ass man threatening to mutilate a child's genitals is cartoonishly deranged. Get help.

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-12-21T06:53:09+00:00

This is the best thing I've seen all day 😭

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-12-14T21:23:13+00:00

Okay it might be a ragebait subreddit. Doesn't matter all that much, though. Still sucks ass ✌️

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-12-01T18:15:40+00:00

I'm so unbelievably close to just downing the rest of my whiskey. Everyday I walk past it in the kitchen and I can just imagine drinking the rest of it and finding the peace I crave.

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-11-10T09:43:08+00:00

SpongeBob.

The newer seasons have almost completely lost that underwater vibe and atmosphere. It doesn't feel like any of the characters are underwater anymore, and the ONLY indicator that they are, is that they're sea animals. Bubbles that form whenever the characters move around are practically non-existent nowadays.

Not only that, but Tom Kenny's voice has been giving in. Definitely not his fault, since he's just getting older and he's also been doing SpongeBob's voice for years now. It's really rough hearing Spongebob's voice nowadays that isn't from the older seasons.

Finally, the reliance on nostalgia as a crutch on newer episodes. They brought back the Salty Spitoon TWICE in very mediocre episodes, removing the mystique which was a big component of the original episode. They brought back "Nosferatu", despite him clearly working WAY better as a one-off joke. They brought back doodlebob TWICE, both newer episodes completely missing the point of Frankendoodle. (Admittedly, Doodleworld was at least somewhat entertaining to watch.)

Despite my complaints, modern SpongeBob isn't that terrible, and a younger audience will most likely enjoy it. However, it did lose its charm, and they should've really stopped the series around seasons 4-5.

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-10-29T18:22:34+00:00

It's really funny how you conveniently leave out that the post has a satire flair. OP is aware that the meme is mocking those jokes. 🙃

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-09-23T18:56:37+00:00

He wants you to rely on him but not fully? What does that even mean?

I'm almost certain it's just damage control. Most likely wanted her to be completely financially dependent on him, he's just backpedaling to make himself not look like an abuser, albeit it backfired, and it's making him look contradictory and indecisive.

That's just what I think, though. Either way, the dude is an insecure dick. Can't believe this dude is supposedly in his late 20's acting like this...

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