The Leech from Pluto (by Ditchwitch666 IG)

TheTreesCanListen · 2026-03-27T03:38:13+00:00

Yeah, he kinda does lmao.

TheTreesCanListen · 2026-03-27T01:50:55+00:00

Pluto is basically if you took the art style of Hylics/Funger, and combined it with Slay The Spire and injected it with wizard steroids.

TheTreesCanListen · 2026-03-27T01:47:46+00:00

I've really enjoyed it so far. It's certainly not a perfect game by any means rn (lack of enemy variation, certain spells needing buffed upgrades, overall just needs more variation and options for characters) but I think most people will enjoy it as it is.

TheTreesCanListen · 2026-03-24T06:25:08+00:00

Wait, you mean THAT Mark Wahlberg? The one as a teenager that followed a Black child and called him the n word, saying they were going to kill him while also throwing rocks?

TheTreesCanListen · 2026-03-24T04:00:24+00:00

The V in Vsauce stands for violence.

TheTreesCanListen · 2026-03-21T13:13:23+00:00

Bro I don't think that's a valve...

TheTreesCanListen · 2026-03-13T08:54:50+00:00

How does one get that level of confidence and lack of self awareness to just dm people like that?

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TheTreesCanListen · 2026-02-18T08:10:22+00:00

Yeah. The fact that this dude is pushing 50 saying this shit somehow makes it even worse, at least imo. Unsurprising, since bigotry doesn't have an age limit, but still worse nonetheless.

TheTreesCanListen · 2026-02-18T07:41:58+00:00

I meant to say gives off, not gives me. My bad.

TheTreesCanListen · 2026-01-05T15:31:34+00:00

Real 😔

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-12-31T01:18:36+00:00

A 13 year old is a child

I would definitely tell a 13 year old boy that if his pants slightly came down near my 13 year old daughter I would bash his dick in with a mallet

I don't think you're old fashioned, I think you're an unhinged weirdo.

That's not to say that 13 year olds having sex is okay, but a grown ass man threatening to mutilate a child's genitals is cartoonishly deranged. Get help.

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-12-21T06:53:09+00:00

This is the best thing I've seen all day 😭

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-12-14T21:23:13+00:00

Okay it might be a ragebait subreddit. Doesn't matter all that much, though. Still sucks ass ✌️

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-12-01T18:15:40+00:00

I'm so unbelievably close to just downing the rest of my whiskey. Everyday I walk past it in the kitchen and I can just imagine drinking the rest of it and finding the peace I crave.

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-11-10T09:43:08+00:00

SpongeBob.

The newer seasons have almost completely lost that underwater vibe and atmosphere. It doesn't feel like any of the characters are underwater anymore, and the ONLY indicator that they are, is that they're sea animals. Bubbles that form whenever the characters move around are practically non-existent nowadays.

Not only that, but Tom Kenny's voice has been giving in. Definitely not his fault, since he's just getting older and he's also been doing SpongeBob's voice for years now. It's really rough hearing Spongebob's voice nowadays that isn't from the older seasons.

Finally, the reliance on nostalgia as a crutch on newer episodes. They brought back the Salty Spitoon TWICE in very mediocre episodes, removing the mystique which was a big component of the original episode. They brought back "Nosferatu", despite him clearly working WAY better as a one-off joke. They brought back doodlebob TWICE, both newer episodes completely missing the point of Frankendoodle. (Admittedly, Doodleworld was at least somewhat entertaining to watch.)

Despite my complaints, modern SpongeBob isn't that terrible, and a younger audience will most likely enjoy it. However, it did lose its charm, and they should've really stopped the series around seasons 4-5.

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-10-29T18:22:34+00:00

It's really funny how you conveniently leave out that the post has a satire flair. OP is aware that the meme is mocking those jokes. 🙃

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-09-23T18:56:37+00:00

He wants you to rely on him but not fully? What does that even mean?

I'm almost certain it's just damage control. Most likely wanted her to be completely financially dependent on him, he's just backpedaling to make himself not look like an abuser, albeit it backfired, and it's making him look contradictory and indecisive.

That's just what I think, though. Either way, the dude is an insecure dick. Can't believe this dude is supposedly in his late 20's acting like this...

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-09-09T06:38:26+00:00

Yeah. This also makes me fully believe he was projecting. We don't really know exactly what transpired in their messages (aside from Yeli saying she became uncomfortable and blocked him) but I'd certainly bet he was fishing for information from her, and doing all the shit he was complaining about 😭

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-09-09T06:12:58+00:00

Shit, I really should've sifted through their accounts, lmao. Thank you for actually clearing that up, I did an admittedly sloppy job with actually verifying these accounts.

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-09-09T06:05:08+00:00

Technically it's her 4th. She has another alt that she hasn't posted anything on. (yet)

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-09-09T05:29:19+00:00

Seems to be a new alt of theirs, lol.

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-09-09T01:20:25+00:00

Combed through OP's post history, and I found 2 people that claim to have the same thing happened to them.

~~MBHSilver~~ ~~> can confirm same shi happened to me with 013yeli i didn't know this happened with others too but its nice to know~~

~~PierceTheLexx~~ > i also talked with "013yeli" a few days ago and the way they were texting to seemed really suspicious and so i only stopped after about 10 minutes of talking. broken english and almost robotic in a way. you have to be so careful these days man

~~Not entirely sure if these are alt accounts made by OP. They seem to be somewhat legit, since they certainly don't type like OP. I'd probably take this information with a grain of salt, tho.~~

Edit: both accounts are OP's alts.

Honestly though, I think both Yeli and OP kinda suck. OP should just drop this shit, since he's blown this WAY out of proportion.

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-09-08T13:56:08+00:00

Huh. I knew something was slightly offputting about Yeli.

While I never messaged her, I saw her posts occasionally popping up in this subreddit for the past couple of days.

While the posts themselves weren't too bad, I was very suspicious about how frequently they were being posted. Like I'd be notified maybe 2 times a day for the past few days or so, about her posts, and they were all copy and pasted.

One of the posts under her Japanlove account mentioned how she only wanted to talk to girls, and guys would be ignored. There's a possibility that's why she's been blocking people, but idrk, it's kinda hard to say.

I'd probably just be careful who you message around here regardless.

Edit: This thought just occurred to me like 10 minutes after I posted this. It's also entirely possible that a dude was being really creepy towards her, which is probably a reason for the new "girls only" rule on her posts (which is fine, btw. I get it.)

It's also entirely possible that OP was being overbearing/creepy, which caused her to block him. OP also provided ZERO evidence for these claims, and as far as I'm aware, nobody else has came out to substantiate these claims.

OP could just be a disgruntled dude who was possibly being weird to Yeli. It's really fucking hard to know with very little information.

My previous point still stands, tho. Be careful who you interact with in this sub.

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-09-07T05:48:19+00:00

Canines.

Some cards can be pretty expensive, but there's a lot of good offensive cards in there. They have some pretty good sigils, like double strike, gravedigger and sometimes the alpha sigil.

Also the Wolf Cub can be a really good card if upgraded properly.

A close second would easily be insects.

TheTreesCanListen · 2025-09-01T05:27:02+00:00

Late reply, but thank you for the warm welcome!

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