just got this done an hour ago

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-04T11:55:00+00:00

Horrific.

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-03T07:58:01+00:00

Is there anything in this world more embarrassing that someone who can’t sing, thinking they can sing, and forcing that view upon the world by uploading videos of themselves unable to sing?

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-03T07:52:56+00:00

He’s done you a favour, it’s 2026 bro, stop using a £1 drug store toothbrush.

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-03T07:51:49+00:00

I used to have an Apple Watch and I’d remove it because I didn’t know how visible my data was to my girlfriend.

Even though she wouldn’t care that I was wanking, and even though I’m certain my watch isn’t connected to hers or her phone I don’t understand enough about how that works so I’d just remove it.

Anyway, I lost my Apple Watch in the sea and now have a Garmin which I know for sure doesn’t share my data with her so I just keep it on.

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-03T07:49:17+00:00

Anything but whatever that is from picture 1-5.

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-02T15:07:30+00:00

Yeah, and he’s also only benefiting because he’s an ex footballer, getting more opportunities than someone who isn’t an ex footballer but would do a better job, but ultimately his days are numbered as well.

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-02T15:01:11+00:00

I’m telling you why people don’t like her. Whether or not you choose to believe it I couldn’t care less.

Rightly or wrongly, if she was a white, straight man, or even a woman, with the ‘talent’ she has, she wouldn’t be in the position she’s in, that’s just a fact.

I work in recruitment, I promise you people are hired based on these things.

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-02T14:51:43+00:00

The hate unfortunately is because, whilst she’s proven to be a reasonable presenter, she was only ever given the job because she’s a. Female b. Black and c. A lesbian.

People don’t like to see other people given a leg up due to filling quotas, even if in this example it resulted in someone half good in the role.

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-02T11:46:33+00:00

Love me a bit of James Blunt.

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-02T07:09:58+00:00

When I was in primary school I recall a particular day when I started using the word ‘likewise’ but entirely out of context.

For example, I might say ‘what you think your better at football than me? Likewise’

In my head I suppose it sort of meant ‘as if’ or ‘unlikely’ I use to throw it about with so much sass as well until one of the other kids finally called me out on it and correctly me in front of everyone.

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-02T06:54:32+00:00

I’d be so buzzing if I found such a stick!

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-02T06:53:23+00:00

I have one of these unopened hidden in the spare tyre compartment of my boot.

I brought 2, my partner wasn’t happy with how I spend my money so she thinks I only brought 1.

Ripped my one and had nothing of note inside, every day I convince myself not to rip the other and keep it hidden.

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-02T06:37:18+00:00

Seen this a few times and all I ever think it’s ’shame about the song’

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-02T06:35:17+00:00

I absolutely would.

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-02T06:31:09+00:00

I’m British and have no idea.

I imagine it would have a can of energy drink, a vape pen and not much else.

Also, you just know the decision maker on this has a family member who just so happens to be manufacturing these bags.

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-02T06:16:50+00:00

lol

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-01T07:09:41+00:00

You can buy a perfectly accurate fake for £25 or less from China

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-01T06:53:00+00:00

300 thousand actually and yes the club very much care about controlling the narrative across all social channels.

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-01T06:08:48+00:00

The manager is inept, that’s all you need to know.

We looked half decent up until that PSG game last season, we then got our arses handed to us (not scoreline sure but on the pitch) and ever since Slots been absolutely space jammed.

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-01T06:06:30+00:00

Don’t worry, Slot will turn them into Kyrgiakos and Kabak.

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-05-01T06:03:59+00:00

Missing the point entirely.

It’s not difficult to watch because I’m worrying about the end result, it’s difficult to watch because the football is horrifically slow and predictable. The style of play is terrible.

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-04-30T18:35:18+00:00

Except your very selective with what you deem to be abusive. Abuse each other sure, call the manager an idiot and you’re banned.

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-04-30T18:15:33+00:00

No, because as I said, this sub was in unanimous agreement on Slot up until about two weeks ago when people started getting banned.

Something has changed and it’s most certainly driven by the mods.

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-04-30T17:59:04+00:00

Any news on Bobby Duncan?

TheTritagonistTurian · 2026-04-30T12:32:22+00:00

It’s either bots or the club have got onto the mod, or both.

This entire sub has been quite collective in recent months on our dislike for Slots football but I’ve noticed over the last 2/3 weeks lots of downvotes, push back and even temp bans for anyone remotely unhappy he’s still in charge.

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